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Paden
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 Posted: 09/04/04 - 01:09 Post subject: would you suck d**k for 5 billion?
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well?
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 01:11 Post subject:
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This is less extreme than the anal **** thread, yet you're offering the same amount of money? Sign me up, $10 billion plz!
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Galdaria
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 01:12 Post subject:
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Ive sucked d**k for free. Damnit why didnt someone tell me I could get paid for this!?!
Actually, Im just joking. I only suck d**k for jewelry. =P
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NickPSH
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 01:14 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | Ive sucked d**k for free. Damnit why didnt someone tell me I could get paid for this!?!
Actually, Im just joking. I only suck d**k for jewelry. =P |
lolz you suck morteon eternity's d**k 4 free lol lol! =p
lol brb baby fell =P!!11
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 02:24 Post subject:
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Compucunt
I want a forum for assinine teenaged posts related to the mystery that is ****.
All the virgins and anyone that has under 50 solid f***s under their belt can trade info and tips back and forth.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 03:44 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | Compucunt
I want a forum for assinine teenaged posts related to the mystery that is ****.
All the virgins and anyone that has under 50 solid f***s under their belt can trade info and tips back and forth. |
Wait. What counts as a solid f**k?
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 04:00 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | Compucunt
I want a forum for assinine teenaged posts related to the mystery that is ****.
All the virgins and anyone that has under 50 solid f***s under their belt can trade info and tips back and forth. |
Wait. What counts as a solid f**k? |
If you have to ask, you don't qualify.
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Nictathan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 04:55 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | Compucunt
I want a forum for assinine teenaged posts related to the mystery that is ****.
All the virgins and anyone that has under 50 solid f***s under their belt can trade info and tips back and forth. |
We're not talking 50 women here I'm hoping, aside from that yay! I get to stay!
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Xarpolis
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 06:54 Post subject:
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I'm pretty sure he just means 50 times that wern't 1 nighters. re-occuring instances.
might be wrong though.
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Vengar_OO
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Joined: 30 Nov 2002
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Location: Mayport, FL
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 06:59 Post subject: -==-
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Whoever would do it, would be the richest c********r in the world.
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Zwadrich
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 07:07 Post subject:
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I would do it for $ 873.835.712, but not a penny less 
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khrath
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 08:41 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | Ive sucked d**k for free. Damnit why didnt someone tell me I could get paid for this!?!
Actually, Im just joking. I only suck d**k for jewelry. =P |
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Buntz
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 09:37 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | Ive sucked d**k for free. Damnit why didnt someone tell me I could get paid for this!?!
Actually, Im just joking. I only suck d**k for jewelry. =P |
I've got a ring pop.... 
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Baha
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 09:49 Post subject:
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nice buntz.. and paden you're so gay man, the fact that you had to start a completely new thread for a slightly different but equally gay topic
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Buntz
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 09:52 Post subject:
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| Baha wrote: | | nice buntz.. and paden you're so gay man, the fact that you had to start a completely new thread for a slightly different but equally gay topic |
I'm high class dude
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Paden
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 12:19 Post subject:
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| Baha wrote: | | nice buntz.. and paden you're so gay man, the fact that you had to start a completely new thread for a slightly different but equally gay topic |
+++
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gotissues68
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 13:55 Post subject:
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no I'd never put someone's nasty d**k in my mouth, no matter the amount of money someone offered me bleh
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 14:14 Post subject:
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| gotissues68 wrote: | | no I'd never put someone's nasty d**k in my mouth, no matter the amount of money someone offered me bleh |
Not even your own?
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 14:49 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | Compucunt
I want a forum for assinine teenaged posts related to the mystery that is ****.
All the virgins and anyone that has under 50 solid f***s under their belt can trade info and tips back and forth. |
Wait. What counts as a solid f**k? |
If you have to ask, you don't qualify. |
The reason I ask is, when I f**k a corpse it technically hasn't given consent.
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Faerdal
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 17:21 Post subject:
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i would do it for enough money to live comfortably off the money market gains and never have to worry about finances again... $100-200 million would probably do it
and anyone who says they wouldnt do it for that much is either a liar or an idiot (or brainwashed by some conservative religion)
which category do you fit into?
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Baha
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 17:41 Post subject:
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yea faerdal either that or the monetary gain isn't worth sucking a d**k and giving way to your morals. now, not to say that these are similar, but just to prove a point; would you stab your mother for enough to live comfortably off for the duration of your lifetime? would you rape a girl? or, since you seem to be comfortable with it, would you rape a guy? while these examples are distinctly different from the original question, the point remains the same; would you sacrifice your morals/ethics/beliefs/whatever you wanna call it, for money..
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Faerdal
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 21:38 Post subject:
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| Baha wrote: | | yea faerdal either that or the monetary gain isn't worth sucking a d**k and giving way to your morals. now, not to say that these are similar, but just to prove a point; would you stab your mother for enough to live comfortably off for the duration of your lifetime? would you rape a girl? or, since you seem to be comfortable with it, would you rape a guy? while these examples are distinctly different from the original question, the point remains the same; would you sacrifice your morals/ethics/beliefs/whatever you wanna call it, for money.. |
How is giving a b*****b even remotely close to the same moral plateau as raping or killing your mother? We weren't discussing the "Would you do anything for money?" issue here. Of course I wouldn't hurt my own family for money, are you crazy? There's a certain base level of human morality that everyone has, regardless of upbringing or religion. "Thou shalt not kill" is pretty much close to the top of things that rational human beings should instinctively understand. Multiply that by 100 when it's your mother in question.
Here's a question... if you have never in your life felt feelings of **** attraction towards a man, never have and never cared to be with anyone but women, does the act of doing one b*****b, JUST THE ACT, make you gay? Of course it doesn't. If there's no desire, feeling, further **** intention behind it, it's just an act. Just an act. You aren't homosexual unless you derive personal enjoyment from, and seek out **** relations with, people of the same ****. Does the act of getting raped by another guy make you gay? Of course not. If you can't understand this, can't separate the action from the emotion and the external circumstances, then you have a seriously deranged sense of "morality".
With an effectively infinite supply of money ($5 billion is a lot...) you would never have to do anything you didn't feel 110% comfortable with ever again. You would live in complete luxury. Do you honestly think you would be in some kind of horrid depression after that? I'll ask again, are you..
a) lying
b) stupid
c) religiously brainwashed
If there was a legitimate check for $5,000,000,000 made out to your name, wafted a few feet in front of your face, you would be on your knees in less than 2 seconds. That's a lot of zeroes. Please tell me you fall into category C, so at least there's a shadow of an excuse for what you're trying to say here. What about $50 billion? $500 billion? If $5 billion isn't enough for you, what if (theoretically) $5 trillion in funds materialized? That's enough to fund homeless shelters, work programs, health care, privatized schools, etc etc... enough to make a lot of things right in this world, for a lot of people. You still wouldn't suck one d**k for that kind of money?
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pyrgomache
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 21:42 Post subject:
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faerdal won
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 21:44 Post subject:
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faerdal for pres 
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 06:26 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy_Inlilcoatt wrote: | | I'd do anything for 5 billion dollars. |
Would you sell your char in EQ if i gave you 5 billion? 
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atarom
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 06:29 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | Ive sucked d**k for free. Damnit why didnt someone tell me I could get paid for this!?!
Actually, Im just joking. I only suck d**k for jewelry. =P |
whur u live baby? me and 420stillsmokinwhat is lookin for hoes
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Vengar_OO
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 07:58 Post subject: -==-
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Besides, who would talk shit about you that you couldn't look down upon from your 5 billion dollar throne and laugh derisively at.
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lauren000
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Posted: 09/05/04 - 14:25 Post subject:
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I'd suck it twice
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