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what are you opinions on scooters?

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Booker
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 04:54    Post subject: what are you opinions on scooters? Reply with quote

thinking about buying a vespa.

anyone else own one that can tell me a little about it?
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 05:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're for the gays.
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 05:11    Post subject: -==- Reply with quote

Yup. That's why they call it a "Faggio" in Vice City.

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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 05:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 05:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

Basically picture the biggest flamboyant f*g riding around on a moped, and you have it. Vespa's are for scarf wearing frenchmen gays... better find yourself something more manly. Something with sleek lines and tight jeans.
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 05:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree they are for f**s
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 06:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

A f*g that pays very little for gas... f**k not alot of people have money to throw around on a 10mpg ride. Yeah theyre gay but good for some one who cant afford to pay 50+ to fill up a tank

not sticking up for them but i know a couple people who have em.
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 06:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finigan wrote:
They're for the gays.
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 06:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiluvas wrote:


you are the coolest person ever.

where the hell do you find this stuff!?!?


also:

I will be the first person to take a stand.

mopeds are awesome.

1) fuel efficient
2) can park anywhere
3) girls (despite common thought) dig them (you get asked for rides all the time)
4) fuel efficient
5) cheap insurance/registration
6) like a motorcycle but less death
7) chicks dig em.


what more do you need?
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 07:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kinda like fat girls... fun to ride until your friends catch you on one! Shocked
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 07:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

sasa has a scooter, i'd ride on it with her no prob.
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 07:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

/nod
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 09:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

they're like fat chicks

they're fun to ride until your friends see you in public
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 10:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

So what you're saying is they're kinda like fat chicks.

They're good to ride, just don't tell anyone about it?
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 10:16    Post subject: -==- Reply with quote

No no no....it's not like that at all.


You see....well, scooters, they're like fat chicks....
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 14:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool scooters rock, but I would be embarassed riding one! And affraid of getting hit by SUV
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 14:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

<enter generic response with identical analogy about fat chicks here>
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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 14:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

ATM Banana wrote:
<enter generic response with identical analogy about fat chicks here>

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PostPosted: 07/18/04 - 14:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

no wait, here, i got a good one...

fat chicks are like scooters, cause they're fun when you're riding them, but when your friends see you riding one, you feel like an idiot!!!

HAHA!
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