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Booker
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 2562
Location: Corvallis, Oregon
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 04:54 Post subject: what are you opinions on scooters?
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thinking about buying a vespa.
anyone else own one that can tell me a little about it?
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Finigan
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3817
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 05:05 Post subject:
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They're for the gays.
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Vengar_OO
Sir Postalot

Joined: 30 Nov 2002 Posts: 1029
Location: Mayport, FL
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 05:11 Post subject: -==-
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Yup. That's why they call it a "Faggio" in Vice City.
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Tiluvas
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 19 Oct 2002 Posts: 2355
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 05:14 Post subject:
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Alerik
Sir Postalot

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 1375
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 05:19 Post subject:
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Basically picture the biggest flamboyant f*g riding around on a moped, and you have it. Vespa's are for scarf wearing frenchmen gays... better find yourself something more manly. Something with sleek lines and tight jeans.
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Yabden
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 2485
Location: Ohio
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 05:31 Post subject:
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I agree they are for f**s
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Sabalo
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Posts: 2162
Location: Olympia, Washington
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 06:09 Post subject:
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A f*g that pays very little for gas... f**k not alot of people have money to throw around on a 10mpg ride. Yeah theyre gay but good for some one who cant afford to pay 50+ to fill up a tank
not sticking up for them but i know a couple people who have em.
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Fanelien
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 18 Jul 2003 Posts: 2187
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 06:18 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | They're for the gays. |
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 06:40 Post subject:
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you are the coolest person ever.
where the hell do you find this stuff!?!?
also:
I will be the first person to take a stand.
mopeds are awesome.
1) fuel efficient
2) can park anywhere
3) girls (despite common thought) dig them (you get asked for rides all the time)
4) fuel efficient
5) cheap insurance/registration
6) like a motorcycle but less death
7) chicks dig em.
what more do you need?
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Kilzalot
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 21 Oct 2002 Posts: 2080
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 07:32 Post subject:
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Kinda like fat girls... fun to ride until your friends catch you on one!
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8750
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 07:34 Post subject:
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sasa has a scooter, i'd ride on it with her no prob.
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Kilzalot
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 21 Oct 2002 Posts: 2080
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 07:44 Post subject:
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/nod
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 09:08 Post subject:
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they're like fat chicks
they're fun to ride until your friends see you in public
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Xarpolis
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 2884
Location: Philly, PA
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 10:14 Post subject:
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So what you're saying is they're kinda like fat chicks.
They're good to ride, just don't tell anyone about it?
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Vengar_OO
Sir Postalot

Joined: 30 Nov 2002 Posts: 1029
Location: Mayport, FL
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 10:16 Post subject: -==-
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No no no....it's not like that at all.
You see....well, scooters, they're like fat chicks....
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median
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 2183
Location: Hamillton, Canada
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 14:14 Post subject:
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scooters rock, but I would be embarassed riding one! And affraid of getting hit by SUV
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 8575
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 14:23 Post subject:
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<enter generic response with identical analogy about fat chicks here>
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median
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 2183
Location: Hamillton, Canada
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 14:25 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | | <enter generic response with identical analogy about fat chicks here> |
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 07/18/04 - 14:41 Post subject:
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no wait, here, i got a good one...
fat chicks are like scooters, cause they're fun when you're riding them, but when your friends see you riding one, you feel like an idiot!!!
HAHA!
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