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Sutto
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 01:11    Post subject: what a f*****g night... Reply with quote

So i started working at domino's again, nights going well getting some good tips, i get a delivery to the middle of no where out off littlerock road on a dirt/gravel road w/ no lights and this guy walks out on his porch and waves me in, as i'm driving into his yard i see a **** offender sign and right as i notice he is already charging my car, he slams his hands onto my car and yells "i want your f*****g name" over and over and all i said was "let me leave!" and he ran behind my car so i couldn't, the neighbor who i was supposed to deliver pizza is now outside and watching this whole shit happen, and he walks back over to my driver side door when i hit the f*****g gas peddle so hard into the floor i swear i broke it and floor it in reverse and hit his fence on the way out. I get back to the store and everyone was like dude, this guy just called and raged all over the managers, and i was like well atleast he didnt' f*****g charge you and this dude was like 6 foot 8 atleast, and one big dude. so i'm p*****g my pants atm, how was your friday night?! i'm gonna go get shit faced now...
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 01:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go back with a gun, put it in his face and tell him your name is Colt 45
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 01:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

**** offender sign?
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 01:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah when I was delivering pizza's you really met some f****d up people. I'm glad nothing this severe happened to me.
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 02:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

you're a p***y. if he's in back of you and you start reversing, he's PROBABLY going to get out of the way. you don't have to f*****g floor it to get away.
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 02:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
**** offender sign?


I think Sutto lives in Sweden or something.
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 03:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell your boss " I'll pay for the pizza, if you pay for a new pair of underwear."
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 03:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was lookin for the address on the f****n dark ass road and this dude came out and waved me in, i didn't see the **** offender signs till i was flooring it outa there and the neighbors told me he's a nut bag

did my police report back at domino's, cop said he's probably going to go to jail for life soon any how, he's got like 4 other cases pending and is already like a lvl 3 **** offender or something. pretty f****d up they let those f**k bags out loose like that.
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 03:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sutto wrote:
the **** offender signs



What?
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 03:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

In some areas where you're a registered **** offender, you inform all the neighbors of the cases you've been conviced of, and let them know that your house is the one with the **** offender signs outside.



How do I know? Friend lived in a neighborhood that had a child f****r move in. I was over there playing the original PSX when the guy stopped by. Late 40's, balding, and was conviced of molesting a couple kids a few times. He lived 2 blocks away, though.
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 03:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

interesting. Too bad they don't make them wear it on their forehead, althoug judging by that mans actions it may be redundant to do so.
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 03:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

his mid section was huge and round and looked like one of those balls that fat chicks use for exercise.
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 04:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

go back and rape him while he's sleeping
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 05:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 05:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

we are supposed to be impressed that they are drunk
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 06:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

onnly the loser drunks who only do it to be cool are like that tho...

and seriously dude unless the guy is like a half giant you could of just hit him... i woulda lauged if you died because you didnt wanna run him over.
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 07:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

yea! and after you hit him, you could have raped him, in his anus
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 17:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sad thing is... I dont remember typing that. Gogo 151!
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 17:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would have just kept my door locked and my windows up there isn't much he can do to you unless he gets a weapon.
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 17:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm you live in Tumwater? Littlerock Road is there....
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PostPosted: 10/02/04 - 17:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to work in Littlerock at the Weyerhaeuser tree farm.
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PostPosted: 10/03/04 - 22:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

i use to live in tumwater, but i work at the tumwater domino's
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PostPosted: 10/03/04 - 22:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Queen of Jews wrote:
I would of backed over him <3



have
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PostPosted: 10/04/04 - 11:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

Overon wrote:
Queen of Jews wrote:
I would of backed over him <3



have


or even would've, like the foniks f*g here is good for

see what happens when you don't pay attention in school kids? you turn out stupid like fatguy here

nothing to be proud of, d*****t, as you'll see you'll always have a s****y job because you didn't pay attention in school
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