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Sutto
Sir Postalot

Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 1100
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 01:11 Post subject: what a f*****g night...
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So i started working at domino's again, nights going well getting some good tips, i get a delivery to the middle of no where out off littlerock road on a dirt/gravel road w/ no lights and this guy walks out on his porch and waves me in, as i'm driving into his yard i see a **** offender sign and right as i notice he is already charging my car, he slams his hands onto my car and yells "i want your f*****g name" over and over and all i said was "let me leave!" and he ran behind my car so i couldn't, the neighbor who i was supposed to deliver pizza is now outside and watching this whole shit happen, and he walks back over to my driver side door when i hit the f*****g gas peddle so hard into the floor i swear i broke it and floor it in reverse and hit his fence on the way out. I get back to the store and everyone was like dude, this guy just called and raged all over the managers, and i was like well atleast he didnt' f*****g charge you and this dude was like 6 foot 8 atleast, and one big dude. so i'm p*****g my pants atm, how was your friday night?! i'm gonna go get shit faced now...
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Bait Masterson
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3842
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 01:13 Post subject:
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Go back with a gun, put it in his face and tell him your name is Colt 45
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 01:28 Post subject:
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**** offender sign?
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Yabden
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 2485
Location: Ohio
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 01:39 Post subject:
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yeah when I was delivering pizza's you really met some f****d up people. I'm glad nothing this severe happened to me.
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WhiteWidow
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 975
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 02:01 Post subject:
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you're a p***y. if he's in back of you and you start reversing, he's PROBABLY going to get out of the way. you don't have to f*****g floor it to get away.
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 11015
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 02:55 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | **** offender sign? |
I think Sutto lives in Sweden or something.
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Someone
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 929
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 03:07 Post subject:
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Tell your boss " I'll pay for the pizza, if you pay for a new pair of underwear."
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Sutto
Sir Postalot

Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 1100
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 03:13 Post subject:
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I was lookin for the address on the f****n dark ass road and this dude came out and waved me in, i didn't see the **** offender signs till i was flooring it outa there and the neighbors told me he's a nut bag
did my police report back at domino's, cop said he's probably going to go to jail for life soon any how, he's got like 4 other cases pending and is already like a lvl 3 **** offender or something. pretty f****d up they let those f**k bags out loose like that.
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 03:15 Post subject:
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| Sutto wrote: | the **** offender signs
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What?
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 03:25 Post subject:
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In some areas where you're a registered **** offender, you inform all the neighbors of the cases you've been conviced of, and let them know that your house is the one with the **** offender signs outside.
How do I know? Friend lived in a neighborhood that had a child f****r move in. I was over there playing the original PSX when the guy stopped by. Late 40's, balding, and was conviced of molesting a couple kids a few times. He lived 2 blocks away, though.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 8575
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 03:38 Post subject:
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interesting. Too bad they don't make them wear it on their forehead, althoug judging by that mans actions it may be redundant to do so.
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Sutto
Sir Postalot

Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 1100
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 03:50 Post subject:
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his mid section was huge and round and looked like one of those balls that fat chicks use for exercise.
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 04:57 Post subject:
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go back and rape him while he's sleeping
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Sabalo
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Posts: 2162
Location: Olympia, Washington
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 05:11 Post subject:
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HI MOHRTER FUCKKR IM DRUNK AS HIT HI M EU P IN THE MORIN IM SO DRUNK I GOT PICX OFR SOME HIOT HOES AHSI HIT RYBJESTIB EAKOIIR WTF<<<< U GIGT SINE GORSDIB SIEME FUCKUIN DRBNUN ASS OC+++PIC WTF,, UR ASS US NIT IN KUBE WRTF IM DUNRK ADB KKC OUYT LIKE WTFLL DRYNB K AFD N BALXKCED OU IM SMAHSHIN FOINBFERS LIKE DRUN ASSS>>>>>> HI IM DRUNK HIT M UP L:IKEMKDKN"HF
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Grendul
Luke Warm

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 219
Location: Middle of Nowhere VA
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 05:57 Post subject:
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we are supposed to be impressed that they are drunk
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Tolanin
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 3551
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 06:25 Post subject:
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onnly the loser drunks who only do it to be cool are like that tho...
and seriously dude unless the guy is like a half giant you could of just hit him... i woulda lauged if you died because you didnt wanna run him over.
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 07:18 Post subject:
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yea! and after you hit him, you could have raped him, in his anus
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Sabalo
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Posts: 2162
Location: Olympia, Washington
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 17:17 Post subject:
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Sad thing is... I dont remember typing that. Gogo 151!
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merdocc
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2038
Location: Pasadena Ca
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 17:41 Post subject:
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I would have just kept my door locked and my windows up there isn't much he can do to you unless he gets a weapon.
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myndwarrp
Can't Stop Posting

Joined: 27 Jan 2004 Posts: 637
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 17:43 Post subject:
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hmm you live in Tumwater? Littlerock Road is there....
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Sabalo
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Posts: 2162
Location: Olympia, Washington
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Posted: 10/02/04 - 17:57 Post subject:
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I used to work in Littlerock at the Weyerhaeuser tree farm.
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Sutto
Sir Postalot

Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 1100
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Posted: 10/03/04 - 22:12 Post subject:
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i use to live in tumwater, but i work at the tumwater domino's
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Overon
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 14 Oct 2002 Posts: 3602
Location: PLANE OF PIXIES
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Posted: 10/03/04 - 22:43 Post subject:
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| Queen of Jews wrote: | | I would of backed over him <3 |
have
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 10/04/04 - 11:03 Post subject:
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| Overon wrote: | | Queen of Jews wrote: | | I would of backed over him <3 |
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or even would've, like the foniks f*g here is good for
see what happens when you don't pay attention in school kids? you turn out stupid like fatguy here
nothing to be proud of, d*****t, as you'll see you'll always have a s****y job because you didn't pay attention in school
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