Selling joke with free 100+ runescape character and goodies!

This bid is on a joke that comes with a free runescape account. If you decide to use this account i am not liable for jagex to cease or take control of the account once you have purchased the joke. You will have obtained an account that i personally put my time and effort into. You are recieving time and effort i put into runescape and not Jagex's runescape account itself. Along with the purchase of the joke you will receive a high level pker that has full Dhorak's, Full Ahrims(2 sets), full Karils(3 sets), full Verac's, Torag helm (3), torag hammers, Beserker ring, Seers Ring, Abbysal Whip, Obby Shield, 2 Black Masks, 3 DDS'S, full rune (5 sets), Sara Skirt, all pking gear( meleeing, mage), 100k+ runes, Fury Ammy, SEVEN MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND GOLD PIECES (7,720,000gp) 10k yew longbows (3400 nats), 100+ Herbs, 1000+water filled vials, 100+potions(prayer pots, energy, 247 anti fires, 40+ super sets), and to much more to name. Along with the joke the free runescape character has completed Monkey Madness, Desert Treasure, Recipe for Disaster, Waterfall Quest, Lost City, Horror From the Deep, Death Plateau, and many other basic quests. I've had alot of fun using this account but have no time to play on it anymore. SO TAKE ADVANTAGE AND POWN SOME NOOBS!!! If for any reason you think this is a scam you will recieve a full refund. After the funds have been transferred using PAYPAL i will give you the halarious joke which includes the information needed to obtain the time and effort i put into a runescape character via PHONE or EMAIL.
ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS CONTACT ME.