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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 16:51    Post subject: ur protein paste is f****n PLANTS and gonna fight machines?? Reply with quote

Neo, Trinity, et al., were not only vegetarians, but they were strict vegans, too! Nary a cow nor fowl in sight! Proudly spoon your protein glop into ye stomachs, brave travellers!
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PostPosted: 10/24/04 - 19:34    Post subject: Re: ur protein paste is f****n PLANTS and gonna fight machin Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
Neo, Trinity, et al., were not only vegetarians, but they were strict vegans, too! Nary a cow nor fowl in sight! Proudly spoon your protein glop into ye stomachs, brave travellers!


I didn't see any vegetables either.

I think they were on the Soylent Green.

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PostPosted: 10/24/04 - 21:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and to become one with all the people.
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PostPosted: 10/24/04 - 21:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

f**k that. IV drip. Specially processed molecularly engineered nutrition.
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PostPosted: 10/24/04 - 21:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think they had a choice Razz
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 01:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does anyone actually think Neo's d**k was that big? I mean, Trinity was all acting like she'd never been f****d before.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 01:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silvermouse wrote:
Does anyone actually think Neo's d**k was that big? I mean, Trinity was all acting like she'd never been f****d before.


It was when he was in the matrix. That brings up another good point. If everyone's body in the matrix was the "residual self-image" or whatever (basically how people see themselves or something), wouldn't every guy in the matrix have 18 inch dicks?
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 01:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

the problem with that theory is everyone looked outside the matrix pretty much what they looked like inside it. So residual self image would have to be more then just how you picture yourself in your mind concusly, but unconcusly as well, and on some entirely difrent level which accepts no falsehoods.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 01:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

Regan wrote:
the problem with that theory is everyone looked outside the matrix pretty much what they looked like inside it. So residual self image would have to be more then just how you picture yourself in your mind concusly, but unconcusly as well, and on some entirely difrent level which accepts no falsehoods.


Shut up.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 01:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't hate me for being righter then you Razz
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 02:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

my residual image would be some f*****g blob of goo...

i'd just be sittin there in the gutter.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 02:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

If neo was blind why dident they take his water?

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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 03:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

because he had already seen all of what was to be in his visions, so not having eyes anymore really didn't hinder him that much.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 09:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol@dunnzzorz
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 13:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

He wasn't blind when he f****d Trinity, nor was he in the Matrix at the time, you fuckasses!

Remember? They just showed up to that stupid city and there was some rave and they f****d during that.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 20:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trinity's O face looks like when she got shot. Oh, oh, oh!


By the way, Evildunn.com is the best website in the world. Half my co-workers agree, the other half told me to stop sending stupid shit to "the entire department, not to mention multiple departments that you are not an employee of."


Score +5!
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 21:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Regan wrote:
because he had already seen all of what was to be in his visions, so not having eyes anymore really didn't hinder him that much.
I think you missed the obvious dune reference.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 21:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mogling wrote:
Regan wrote:
because he had already seen all of what was to be in his visions, so not having eyes anymore really didn't hinder him that much.
I think you missed the obvious dune reference.

i just cant wait til his kid becomes god.
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