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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 02:45    Post subject: superman Reply with quote

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040624/ap_on_he_me/mighty_muscle_gene_5

does anyone else really appreciate the irony of that fact that the kid is from germany?.. I mean we might not like um for being p*****s now but you gotta kinda be happy for them, they been lookin for this kid for so long now.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 02:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

gene pool +1
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 03:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

BLITZKREIG!
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 03:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

X-Men irl, it has begun.

I slipped under the radar due to my innate telekinetic mind power (thus the forehead). The physical freaks will be easier to catch at birth until such time as the awakening and gathering is declared.

So let it be written.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 03:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bet the mom did it with one of her brothers

2 rare mutations together, and the fathers name not disclosed... hmmmm.. Surprised
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 03:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

i really cant wait until we are better at this whole mutation thing than nature, few more years.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 04:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sadly, the boy's penis will remain shriveled and 2 inches long his entire life...but his muscles will be huge!
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 04:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sadly, the boy's penis will remain shriveled and 2 inches long his entire life...but his muscles will be huge!


mmm, did you check out his round juicy ass though? I would love to slap it... with my penis.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 08:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

More proof that Arians are the pure race! The 4th reich is coming!
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 08:57    Post subject: -==- Reply with quote

"he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do"

Who the f**k are these adults they are talking about, and why are they such p*****s?

If the average german adult, can't hold out a 7 lb weight, it will take more than this kid to save them.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 09:04    Post subject: Re: -==- Reply with quote

Vengar_OO wrote:
"he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do"

Who the f**k are these adults they are talking about, and why are they such p*****s?

If the average german adult, can't hold out a 7 lb weight, it will take more than this kid to save them.


You'd be suprised at how poorly people treat themselves. Most people are out of breath walking up a flight of stairs.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 09:10    Post subject: -==- Reply with quote

But it's seven pounds? Carrying groceries would be more of a work out. Shit, I would think they make those little pink weights that chicks do aerobics with, those are probably 7 lbs.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 09:22    Post subject: Re: -==- Reply with quote

Vengar_OO wrote:
But it's seven pounds? Carrying groceries would be more of a work out. Shit, I would think they make those little pink weights that chicks do aerobics with, those are probably 7 lbs.


not only that, you have just exposed to the rest of RP how retarded you are at thinking

7lbs isn't the weight an adult would necessarily be holding. it's a ratio of weight of baby to weight of dumbell.

you take the baby's weight, find the multiple of the difference between your weight, and multiply it by 7 if my math serves me..

then you'll get your comparisson, or at least the gist of it..do you understand now?
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 09:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

pwned to teh 5^
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

Psst Paco.... he wasn't saying the baby was weak. He said what adult can't hold 7 lbs?.....
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:17    Post subject: Re: -==- Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
Vengar_OO wrote:
But it's seven pounds? Carrying groceries would be more of a work out. Shit, I would think they make those little pink weights that chicks do aerobics with, those are probably 7 lbs.


not only that, you have just exposed to the rest of RP how retarded you are at thinking

7lbs isn't the weight an adult would necessarily be holding. it's a ratio of weight of baby to weight of dumbell.

you take the baby's weight, find the multiple of the difference between your weight, and multiply it by 7 if my math serves me..

then you'll get your comparisson, or at least the gist of it..do you understand now?



This is what I read.

"Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do"

Doesn't say shit about weight ratio's. You're just assuming that's what the writer meant. Maybe that is what he meant, but the way it was written looks exactly as I understood it.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:29    Post subject: Re: -==- Reply with quote

Vengar_OO wrote:
Paco wrote:
Vengar_OO wrote:
But it's seven pounds? Carrying groceries would be more of a work out. Shit, I would think they make those little pink weights that chicks do aerobics with, those are probably 7 lbs.


not only that, you have just exposed to the rest of RP how retarded you are at thinking

7lbs isn't the weight an adult would necessarily be holding. it's a ratio of weight of baby to weight of dumbell.

you take the baby's weight, find the multiple of the difference between your weight, and multiply it by 7 if my math serves me..

then you'll get your comparisson, or at least the gist of it..do you understand now?



This is what I read.

"Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do"

Doesn't say shit about weight ratio's. You're just assuming that's what the writer meant. Maybe that is what he meant, but the way it was written looks exactly as I understood it.


You're still in high school, right? Go ask your math or science teacher.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sentence seems pretty straight-forward to me.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:36    Post subject: -==- Reply with quote

I don't know where this hostility is coming from boss, but you to direct that anger at whatever is f****n up your life, not me.

I'm very much out of high school.

My math teacher can beat up your math teacher Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco just doens't like being proven wrong.. he's like kbarr Razz
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't see room for interpretation in the statement either... The author is saying many adults can't hold a 7 lb weight at arms length....
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess your english teacher would work too, sir. Since reading comprehension falls under that field...

I love how people are just too literal in what they read, to much so infact, that they miss the point of things.

There's no anger, it's just common sense. I'm floored by the sheer stupidity of people who cannot grasp simple concepts of science, physics, math, or english for that matter. It's pretty embarassing in some cases, depending on who's doing the talking.

Make sense?

I am always right Avi, just like Rob.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:43    Post subject: -==- Reply with quote

Aviger wrote:
Paco just doens't like being proven wrong.. he's like kbarr Razz


Yeah, I've noticed that. Like he gets off on these sorry ass flame attempts. Bet he's changing his panties right now cause he just creamed in em.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:44    Post subject: Re: superman Reply with quote

Tolanin wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040624/ap_on_he_me/mighty_muscle_gene_5

does anyone else really appreciate the irony of that fact that the kid is from germany?.. I mean we might not like um for being p*****s now but you gotta kinda be happy for them, they been lookin for this kid for so long now.


Are you pretending to be stupid or does it come natural? Americans have to be the last ones still babbling shit like this.


Vengar wrote:
But it's seven pounds? Carrying groceries would be more of a work out. Shit, I would think they make those little pink weights that chicks do aerobics with, those are probably 7 lbs.


A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds. So, go get two gallons, one for each hand, hold your arms straight out and see how long you can hold it. Unless you work out, most people can't for very long. Of course you can carry it, but that isn't what it says.

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Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do


I've underlined the important part which should help your critical thinking skills.... I've never seen people carry their groceries with arms extended. Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
I guess your english teacher would work too, sir. Since reading comprehension falls under that field...

I love how people are just too literal in what they read, to much so infact, that they miss the point of things.

There's no anger, it's just common sense. I'm floored by the sheer stupidity of people who cannot grasp simple concepts of science, physics, math, or english for that matter. It's pretty embarassing in some cases, depending on who's doing the talking.

Make sense?

I am always right Avi, just like Rob.


TRANSLATION: I'm an angry little b***h who likes to argue on the internet.

Wow, I didn't think you could be "too literal" when reading an article on medical science. Those crazy scientists with their abstract ideas!
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 10:53    Post subject: Re: superman Reply with quote

mixelplux wrote:
Tolanin wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040624/ap_on_he_me/mighty_muscle_gene_5

does anyone else really appreciate the irony of that fact that the kid is from germany?.. I mean we might not like um for being p*****s now but you gotta kinda be happy for them, they been lookin for this kid for so long now.


Are you pretending to be stupid or does it come natural? Americans have to be the last ones still babbling shit like this.


Vengar wrote:
But it's seven pounds? Carrying groceries would be more of a work out. Shit, I would think they make those little pink weights that chicks do aerobics with, those are probably 7 lbs.


A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds. So, go get two gallons, one for each hand, hold your arms straight out and see how long you can hold it. Unless you work out, most people can't for very long. Of course you can carry it, but that isn't what it says.

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Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do


I've underlined the important part which should help your critical thinking skills.... I've never seen people carry their groceries with arms extended. Rolling Eyes


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Acctually, I workout on a regular basis. One of my warmups, is taking two free weights, 10 or 15lbs, and extending my arms out to my sides, then in front of me, then lifting them over my head, in slow motion pretty much.

Now that's my warm up. My WARM UP. (well, just one of them)

Your b***h ass just needs to hit the gym.

edit: P.S. Every full grown adult (save malnurished 3rd world countries) should be able to hold out 7 lbs with their arms extended, whether they workout or not.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 11:09    Post subject: Re: superman Reply with quote

Vengar_OO wrote:

Acctually, I workout on a regular basis. One of my warmups, is taking two free weights, 10 or 15lbs, and extending my arms out to my sides, then in front of me, then lifting them over my head, in slow motion pretty much.

Now that's my warm up. My WARM UP. (well, just one of them)

Your b***h ass just needs to hit the gym.

edit: P.S. Every full grown adult (save malnurished 3rd world countries) should be able to hold out 7 lbs with their arms extended, whether they workout or not.


blah blah blah..

I work out with 70-90lb one arm curls. I think I can manage, pencildick.

I'm going to change my panties now. Just for you, so I can leave them with you after I f**k you, to remember me by, hot stuff.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 11:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

That kid could have a real problem in a few years.


The boy's mutant DNA segment was found to block production of a protein called myostatin that limits muscle growth.
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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 11:16    Post subject: Re: superman Reply with quote

Vengar_OO wrote:
mixelplux wrote:
Tolanin wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040624/ap_on_he_me/mighty_muscle_gene_5

does anyone else really appreciate the irony of that fact that the kid is from germany?.. I mean we might not like um for being p*****s now but you gotta kinda be happy for them, they been lookin for this kid for so long now.


Are you pretending to be stupid or does it come natural? Americans have to be the last ones still babbling shit like this.


Vengar wrote:
But it's seven pounds? Carrying groceries would be more of a work out. Shit, I would think they make those little pink weights that chicks do aerobics with, those are probably 7 lbs.


A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds. So, go get two gallons, one for each hand, hold your arms straight out and see how long you can hold it. Unless you work out, most people can't for very long. Of course you can carry it, but that isn't what it says.

Quote:
Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do


I've underlined the important part which should help your critical thinking skills.... I've never seen people carry their groceries with arms extended. Rolling Eyes


Mix


Acctually, I workout on a regular basis. One of my warmups, is taking two free weights, 10 or 15lbs, and extending my arms out to my sides, then in front of me, then lifting them over my head, in slow motion pretty much.

Now that's my warm up. My WARM UP. (well, just one of them)

Your b***h ass just needs to hit the gym.

edit: P.S. Every full grown adult (save malnurished 3rd world countries) should be able to hold out 7 lbs with their arms extended, whether they workout or not.


Great, you can move weights around in slow motion. Can you hold them for 1 minute steady in one place? Great, you probably can beause you are such a fine specimen of a human. However, most of the worlds adult population probably can't. Most people don't work out, nor have the stamina to hold any sort of weight with arms straight out.

Oh, and thanks for assuming something about me not in fact. Why do you keep driveling your inane crap?


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PostPosted: 06/24/04 - 11:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can hold a plate full of chinese food infront of me for 10 minutes...that count?
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