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Hobbet
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:11 Post subject: so here is my problem
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There is this girl who is kind of hot but she is kind of chubby. If she was skinnier she would be incredibly hot but thats beside the point. She always asks to hang out with me and I always have an excuse. This time I told her she could hang out with me and my friends but I wasnt goin to call her but she said "Good I just told my dad I am not going to the races with him so I can hang out withyou !!!". " He yelled at me but I think it will be alright". Shit. Ass. f**k.
Wha do I do? I seek Realpoor for an answer.
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Kazkuk
Luke Warm
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:13 Post subject:
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ask her if she wants to meet you at the gym 
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8752
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:19 Post subject:
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Haha!
How about a walk.... a very long walk.... 40 minutes, daily.
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kireol
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:32 Post subject:
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followed by daily protein shakes 8=====> ~ ~ ~ Q:
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Hobbet
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1345
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:45 Post subject:
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LOL she walks everyday where I work but she always stops and talks for like 20 min instead of continuing th walk.
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:47 Post subject:
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So I guess you're thinking.
"Hmm, my friends say she's fat, but I think she looks good."
as well as
"f**k I WANT A b*****b"
MANY A TIME HAS MAN HAD TO MAKE THESE DECISIONS
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:48 Post subject:
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Try to push her limits and see how far she goes being obsessed with you, f**k her, then kill her so no one knows.
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Hobbet
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:50 Post subject:
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lol she would f**k me because she is a known w***e. Alo thought to have a disease. Reason being why I would not.
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Gato
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:52 Post subject:
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Give her the Maaa aaaa gick stick
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posts: 5680
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:54 Post subject:
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Ask her if she has any cuts on her hands, then get a hand job.
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Kazkuk
Luke Warm
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:54 Post subject:
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so if shes a s**t with a possible STD and you dont want to f**k her, whats the problem here?
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:55 Post subject:
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No cuts on hands... HAND JOB
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Yabden
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Ohio
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:57 Post subject:
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hit it in the butt
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 19:58 Post subject:
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IDB IDB
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kireol
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 20:02 Post subject:
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idb?
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Kaladam
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 20:05 Post subject:
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in da butt
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Paco
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 20:32 Post subject:
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it's just baby fat..she'll get skinny and hot, and she'll remember your kindness if you don't f**k it up now, hahah..even if you have to turn her down..just a reminder not to burn your bridges
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Bastard
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 20:35 Post subject:
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Skinny people can have STD's also.
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 20:40 Post subject:
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I could have sworn this thread was started by Brolly.
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Kenbin
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Location: New York City
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 20:45 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | I could have sworn this thread was started by Brolly. |
I was thinking the exact same thing.
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Plat4PoP
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Location: USA
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 21:05 Post subject:
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Is she chubby like Anne Nichole Smith or chubby like Cristina Agulara (sp?)
not that it matters, if your not gonna hit it, you must aquit it
and banish it to solitude in Florida!
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Gato
Can't Stop Posting
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 21:22 Post subject:
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DO IT IN DA BUTT!!!11!!1!!! 
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FoShizzo
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Location: Oly, Washington
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 21:28 Post subject:
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i told my friends's girlfriend that she needs to hook me up with some chicks
and she's like "dude, i bring my friends over... and all you do is play video games!"
thats my problem... help me!
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 22:01 Post subject:
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and you make that your sig... nice.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 22:02 Post subject:
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my problem is, i have no toes. girls seem to get grossed out when i tell em, or if they see it themselves.
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 07/16/03 - 22:17 Post subject:
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| FoShizzo wrote: | i told my friends's girlfriend that she needs to hook me up with some chicks
and she's like "dude, i bring my friends over... and all you do is play video games!"
thats my problem... help me! |
Wow. And you quoted yourself.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 07/17/03 - 04:11 Post subject:
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ask her if you can stick a dog in her butt.
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compusmack
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Posted: 07/17/03 - 10:19 Post subject:
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She's fat, and you like the fatties so deal with it.
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