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atVaughnDotc0m
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 Posted: 10/05/03 - 16:54 Post subject: pirates
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yea so i saw pirates of the carribbean a while ago and i think that their take on pirates is totally fictional. anyone agree? yea, so ive decided to become a pirate in spite of them.
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 16:55 Post subject:
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... rambling suxs...
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 16:56 Post subject:
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Die
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 16:56 Post subject:
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I concur. Die.
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Clevinger
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 16:59 Post subject:
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So what type of pirate are you going to become?
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:00 Post subject:
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| Clevinger wrote: | | So what type of pirate are you going to become? |
My bet.... prostate pirate.
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:02 Post subject:
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A Colon Conquistador.
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atVaughnDotc0m
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:03 Post subject:
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if youre suggesting i die than disagree with you. and im becoming the most motherfricking awesome pirate alive
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:04 Post subject:
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| atVaughnDotc0m wrote: | | if youre suggesting i die than disagree with you. and im becoming the most motherfricking awesome pirate alive |
die twice and become Saint FUCKINGRETARDHOMOGHEYDINK
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:05 Post subject:
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You suck. You suck donkey balls. You suck cow penis. You like elephant penis in your arse.
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atVaughnDotc0m
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:05 Post subject:
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oh by the way, for your fyi, im already a pirate ...
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:05 Post subject:
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| TrueParadox wrote: | | atVaughnDotc0m wrote: | | if youre suggesting i die than disagree with you. and im becoming the most motherfricking awesome pirate alive |
die twice and become Saint FUCKINGRETARDHOMOGHEYDINK |
BAHAHA I love that.
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:06 Post subject:
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| atVaughnDotc0m wrote: | | oh by the way, for your fyi, im already a pirate ... |
for your fyi? wheres minion and his grammar SS?
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:07 Post subject:
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| atVaughnDotc0m wrote: | | oh by the way, for your fyi, im already a pirate ... |
Yay... now I will sleep better knowing that that sharks will be fed by stupid people.
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atVaughnDotc0m
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:07 Post subject:
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im afraid of madonna
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:08 Post subject:
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why aren't you playing in moving traffic yet?
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Barnacle Bob
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:08 Post subject:
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I am the shark.
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atVaughnDotc0m
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:09 Post subject:
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#1 pirates dont feed sharks #2 i realize that you were trying to be funny but why would you sleep better if sharks would be fed by sleeping people?
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:10 Post subject:
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"The Little Pirate that Could(get eaten)"
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atVaughnDotc0m
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:10 Post subject:
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i meant stupid people not sleeping people
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:11 Post subject:
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Sooooooo, you're getting fed to the sharks then?
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atVaughnDotc0m
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:12 Post subject:
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seriously though, do you all have some sort of problems with pirates? because the next time youre on a cruise i could be aboard your cruise shooting you in the head.
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atVaughnDotc0m
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:12 Post subject:
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| Fanelien wrote: | | Sooooooo, you're getting fed to the sharks then? |
you make no sense, shut up, sit down
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:13 Post subject:
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No you won't.
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Fanelien
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:13 Post subject:
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| atVaughnDotc0m wrote: | | Fanelien wrote: | | Sooooooo, you're getting fed to the sharks then? |
you make no sense, shut up, sit down |
You make as much sense as Paden.
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atVaughnDotc0m
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:15 Post subject:
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im still afraid of madonna v_v
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:16 Post subject:
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| atVaughnDotc0m wrote: | | #1 pirates dont feed sharks #2 i realize that you were trying to be funny but why would you sleep better if sharks would be fed by sleeping people? |
You truly are a d*****t... guess subtle humor is way above your tiny noggin. I shall explain for you.
#1 Pirates travel on the seas and oceans (bog pools of water where really really big boats go) in boats.
#2 Incompetant sailors often end up going into the drink ( "The Drink" being slang for a body of water, thus going into the drink means falling or sinking into the ocean/sea/lake)
#3 Sharks are means eating machines that prey in large bodies of water like oceans.
#4 Stupid pirates who fall into the water run the risk of being eaten by a shark.
#5 I will sleep better knowing that a complete fucktard cockbite like yourself will be out of the gene pool and not able to spread your inferior seed becaause:
A. You are an idiot
B. If put onto a flotation device of ANY sort you of all people have a 99.999999% chance of sinking it and falling into the water.
C. Sharks will eat you.
D. Sharks eating stupid people (like you) makes me happy.
There, that should be pretty explanatory... normal people with IQ's higher than that of farm animals will have already understood the joke and can pass over this explanation.
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atVaughnDotc0m
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:16 Post subject:
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| Fanelien wrote: | | atVaughnDotc0m wrote: | | Fanelien wrote: | | Sooooooo, you're getting fed to the sharks then? |
you make no sense, shut up, sit down |
You make as much sense as Paden. |
how in the history of this post has anything about me being fed to sharks? thats what i want to know, laddie.
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TrueParadox
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:18 Post subject:
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Please tell me that you are AT LEAST an Idiot Savant so that there is ONE thing that you are good at. Reading comprehension, use of the English language, and just plain thinkin' are definately not in the running.
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atVaughnDotc0m
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Posted: 10/05/03 - 17:21 Post subject:
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| TrueParadox wrote: | | atVaughnDotc0m wrote: | | #1 pirates dont feed sharks #2 i realize that you were trying to be funny but why would you sleep better if sharks would be fed by sleeping people? |
You truly are a d*****t... guess subtle humor is way above your tiny noggin. I shall explain for you.
#1 Pirates travel on the seas and oceans (bog pools of water where really really big boats go) in boats.
#2 Incompetant sailors often end up going into the drink ( "The Drink" being slang for a body of water, thus going into the drink means falling or sinking into the ocean/sea/lake)
#3 Sharks are means eating machines that prey in large bodies of water like oceans.
#4 Stupid pirates who fall into the water run the risk of being eaten by a shark.
#5 I will sleep better knowing that a complete fucktard cockbite like yourself will be out of the gene pool and not able to spread your inferior seed becaause:
A. You are an idiot
B. If put onto a flotation device of ANY sort you of all people have a 99.999999% chance of sinking it and falling into the water.
C. Sharks will eat you.
D. Sharks eating stupid people (like you) makes me happy.
There, that should be pretty explanatory... normal people with IQ's higher than that of farm animals will have already understood the joke and can pass over this explanation. |
mmmkay well i know it took you a long time to think of all that stuff and to type it all out but i have a simple solution that may fix all of this:
im not the stupid fucknut in the gene pool, im afraid that would be you.
#2 Incompetant sailors often end up going into the drink ( "The Drink" being slang for a body of water, thus going into the drink means falling or sinking into the ocean/sea/lake)
i never said anything about being a sailor, did i?
#3 Sharks are means eating machines that prey in large bodies of water like oceans.
im aware of what a shark is, thank you. and youll be surprised to know that sharks, in fact, are not "means" eating machines, they actually have a bad rep for eating people when they actually dont eat that many people unless theyre provoking them and/or bleeding.
#4 Stupid pirates who fall into the water run the risk of being eaten by a shark.
while there is a risk for being eaten by a shark, there's more of a risk to drown or even get shot by a fellow pirate.
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