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Paco
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 Posted: 09/13/04 - 09:07 Post subject: olympic funny
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had to share, hehe, it made me giggle on some
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the[2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her s****h this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them
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Tinladar
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 09:11 Post subject:
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awesome.. hahaha
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Tamrissa
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Joined: 29 Nov 2002
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Location: at my computer
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 09:36 Post subject:
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Tura
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Joined: 29 Oct 2003
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Location: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 12:30 Post subject:
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lolz
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scoresia
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Joined: 10 Mar 2003
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Location: Florida
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 12:34 Post subject:
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hahahha!!
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Merican
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 12:52 Post subject:
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lol
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 12:56 Post subject:
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nice, deaths aren't serious
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Eduin
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: Glasgow
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 13:10 Post subject: Re: olympic funny
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| Paco wrote: | had to share, hehe, it made me giggle on some
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
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You've been lied to.
No coxed British rowers (there is only a coxed eight left) got a medal in the olympics. Julian Dicks (as well as being retired for about 4 years) is English and therefore cannot compete in Olympic soccer.
Regards,
Eduin
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 13:28 Post subject: Re: olympic funny
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| Eduin wrote: | | Paco wrote: | had to share, hehe, it made me giggle on some
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the[2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back
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You've been lied to.
No coxed British rowers (there is only a coxed eight left) got a medal in the olympics. Julian Dicks (as well as being retired for about 4 years) is English and therefore cannot compete in Olympic soccer.
Regards,
Eduin |
f**k off. It's called a joke for a reason.
Laugh or bugger off.
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Tinladar
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 13:28 Post subject:
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it honestly doesn't matter.. it's still funny
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Zwadrich
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Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 14:33 Post subject: Re: olympic funny
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| Paco wrote: | | Eduin wrote: | | Paco wrote: | had to share, hehe, it made me giggle on some
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the[2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back
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You've been lied to.
No coxed British rowers (there is only a coxed eight left) got a medal in the olympics. Julian Dicks (as well as being retired for about 4 years) is English and therefore cannot compete in Olympic soccer.
Regards,
Eduin |
f**k off. It's called a joke for a reason.
Laugh or bugger off. |
Lol.. 0wn.d 
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Ciladar
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 15:06 Post subject: Re: olympic funny
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1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her s****h this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." |
i wish to god i heard that one live on the air
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Baha
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 15:09 Post subject:
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yea thats pretty funny. I am pretty sure I heard a very similar comment about the womens weightlifting but who remembers
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Jinu
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 15:11 Post subject:
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The tennis balls comment, I believe the commentator's next line was, "Oh my god, did I say that on the air?"
for reals
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Renork
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 15:18 Post subject:
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| Jinu wrote: | The tennis balls comment, I believe the commentator's next line was, "Oh my god, did I say that on the air?"
for reals |
lol audio clip someone!@
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Spitulski
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 15:20 Post subject:
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That was great.
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xeqer
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 15:23 Post subject: Re: olympic funny
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| Paco wrote: | | Eduin wrote: | | Paco wrote: | had to share, hehe, it made me giggle on some
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the[2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back
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You've been lied to.
No coxed British rowers (there is only a coxed eight left) got a medal in the olympics. Julian Dicks (as well as being retired for about 4 years) is English and therefore cannot compete in Olympic soccer.
Regards,
Eduin |
f**k off. It's called a joke for a reason.
Laugh or bugger off. |
yea...and when you're done buggering off, kiss my arse too.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 17:22 Post subject:
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PO
TA
TOES
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tryn
Toomuchtimeonhands
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 19:54 Post subject:
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very funny =D
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