Brash
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 20 Oct 2002
Posts: 3958
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 Posted: 10/13/04 - 16:35 Post subject: my email is more interesting than yours
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Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good... Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...
What contract was that?
Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...
Clinton spent $8 billion, Bush $200 billion
Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...
How many Americans died in Serbia (hint: ZERO)
Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good... Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad... Eastern Orthdox racists to be exact. Clinton told us why we were going into Yugo, Bush lied. We have liberated 25 million people and left them in chaos. We followed through in Yugo and had other countries to help with the price tag.
Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad... US military makes a mistake and bombs Chinese embassy -- bad mistake. Bush bombs terrorist camp -- AWESOME!
Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad... Who cares if Clinton lied about getting a BJ? Over 800 American people have died since Bush declared "Mission Accomplished!"
No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found Iraq - bad... What drugs are you taking? They've found plenty of mass graves in Kosovo, but still no WMD's in Iraq.
Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...Largest economic surge in history under Clinton --good. First Prez with net job loss since Herbert Hoover under Bush -- bad.
Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad... What crimes were we going to charge Bin Laden with? There was no evidence. WTC collapse bad under any prez.
Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad... Saber rattling and war are two different methods. How much did Clinton's saber rattling cost us in lives and money?
Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...See above response.
Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...Both very good!
Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
Saddam turned over for trial - bad... They're both still in jail -- Good. Price tag for Sadaam, not worth it.
Ahh, it's so confusing!
Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom Day". This is the day after which the money you earn goes to you, not the government.
This year, tax freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been since 1991. It's latest day ever was May 2nd, which occurred in 2000. Notice anything special about those dates? Yes, the budget was balanced in 2000.
Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave no explanation and provided no data for this claim.Seen your property taxes lately. DMV fees? Tolls? Phone bill taxes? Airport taxes? Yada, yada, yada
Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy men. Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions, all worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an old barn brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame).
Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that sound right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured out a way to avoid paying his own. Yeah, Kerry has a wife who pays the taxes. Damn, I'm jealous
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