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Bait Masterson
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Paco
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| Quote: | June 15, 2004
Q: What are the lyrics to the "Most offensive Song Ever?"
A: Howdy Ho. Virgin Mary was sleepin' When Angel Gabriel appeared He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." But Mary thought that was weird. Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year." But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear." Oh, you can suck all the d**k you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the d**k you want And still not be considered flawed. Although you went to town and sucked some semen down, You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. But they were so very tired, you see, And Mary had to offer a bride. Since she had no money, How would she pay for a place to sleep? Gabriel appeared to Mary And told her not to weep. 'Cause you can suck all the d**k you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the d**k you want And still be the mother of Christ. If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin To suck some d**k to get a room for the night! Then, three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch Mary thought she might pleasure them But could not take them to bed. But again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said: "You can suck all the d**k you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the d**k you want Every one that hangs in the nation. Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration! So, you can suck all the d**k you want And still be a virgin, Mary. The donkey and the ox and the lambs And even the little drummer boy People will remember your name quick. They'll say "Damn, that b***h could suck a good d**k!" 'Cause sucking d**k brings peace on Earth and joy. [slowing] 'Cause sucking d**k brings peace on Earth and [normal] joy. Mary, Mary, suck that d**k. |
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Jakanden
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Posted: 06/22/04 - 20:27 Post subject:
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What the f**k?
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Paco
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Posted: 06/22/04 - 20:28 Post subject:
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| Jakanden wrote: | | What the f**k? |
WooWooooo!!!
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Jakanden
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Posted: 06/22/04 - 20:29 Post subject:
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Dats only in da mornin!
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 06/22/04 - 20:37 Post subject:
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Man, that is nothing to the south park joke. I'll need o find the link first hold on.
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Haphasto
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I watched some special with the creators of South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and they said they love to push the buttons, and week after week they try to be as offensive as they can. I don't know if it's just me, but that's why I sitll watch South Park.
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Prawn
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Posted: 06/22/04 - 21:27 Post subject:
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Isn't that only offensive if you're a Christian?
There are a lot of songs about women and lewd **** acts.
"Cocked up, head down, p***y poppin' on a handstand
I believe that p***y's smokin'
If you wanna do somethin'
Then bend over, and bust that p***y open" comes to mind.
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Haphasto
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Posted: 06/22/04 - 21:29 Post subject:
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well ofcourse pretty much anything is only going to offend certain types of people. Be it a religon, racial group, etc. etc.
It would be one f*****g long ass song to offend everyone. I'm some what Christian and it didn't offend me. But George Carlin has changed my life 
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Tamrissa
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Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth
[Crystal Johnson]
My baby left me,
left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do...
without my baby baby baby baby
And then I met his best friend
and he took me to his house
And I said... I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I mean her motherfuckin mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
My motherfuckin mouth
[Akinyele]
You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and Hand-you-a-Cock
And tell you that my name is Ak'
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
But don't give me no Ralph Lauren grin
If you're not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
I'm all about mouth fuckin
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin
and fuck chapsticks
I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips (down in my mouth)
creamin your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin them
With an erection like injections, fuck it I be druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it out my mouth)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
I'm givin bitches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
in your mouth
[Crystal Johnson]
Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
Or you can just eat me out
Or I can just eat you out
You can eat me out
Yeah, what's that all about?
[Crystal Johnson]
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
Baby, slurp it up, it's enough to fill your cup
It's finger lickin good, and I'm wishin it would
Go down kinda slow or even fast
I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue in the crack of my ass
Hust eatin me-nigga
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
And you can e a t m e o u t
But put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
And you could just eat me out
what do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out
pussy or dick? >put it in your mouth
people through out the world >I said your muthafuckin mouth
man it's your pick >put it in my mouth
what do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth
pussy or dick? >I said my muthafuckin mouth
people through out the world >just put it in my mouth
yeah it's your pick >muthafuckin mouth
what do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me out
pussy or dick? >in my mouth
people through out the world >put it in my mouth
its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth
its your pick..pick >let me go down
>uhh, uhh
people through out the world >{laughter}
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Bait Masterson
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a fav of mine
Cruisin' down the street in my Six Four (0:0
It's like that and it's like this (0:10)
I took her to the pad and we started to kiss (0:12)
Now my dicks on hard, you know what I'm thinkin' (0:15)
Took her panties off and her p***y was stinkin' (0:17)
Pulled off my drawers and I started to begin (0:19)
And her p***y's wet so my d**k slides in (0:22)
Oh Heidi Heidi Heidi, you ho (0:25)
Ridin' on this back and I'm f**kin' kinda slow (0:27)
So, fi fie fo fo fum (0:29)
She's scratching on my back; oh here she comes (0:31)
Now, I gotta getta nut (0:33)
gotta get a nut (0:34)
gotta get it quick, ya know because I love this shit (0:35)
So, gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut (0:45)
OK, back, back to the f****n' basics (0:47)
Still got yours and mine; want you to taste it (0:50)
Open wide and no don't you waste it (0:52)
Ahh, shit; all over your face, kid (0:54)
You know, you know one thing (0:56)
You know me, I like to swing (0:5
That d**k, you know what (0:59)
So roll over girl while I stick it in your... (1:04)
But, I'll turn it out (1:06)
While I'm ridin' that ass; scream and shout (1:0
My name is the same; just another p***y that I had to tame,
so... (1:13)
(moan) get off, baby
(moan) get off, baby
(moan) get off, baby
Gimme that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
Now I love p***y and p***y loves me (1:42)
Like a lemon to the lime; like a bumble to the bee (1:45)
You know it's real good; a n****r can't resist it (1:47)
Couldn't be a fruit loop, so don't get me twisted (1:49)
'Cause "In some p***y is the place to be (1:53)
Always f**kin' is the life for me (1:5
Spread them legs open far and wide (2:03)
F**k this shit; just let me put my d**k inside" (2:07)
So... (2:0
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
(moan) get off, baby
(moan) get off, baby
(moan) get off, baby
Gently ... put the (laughs)
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
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I loved this song, it kept my hate right up where it needed to be.
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n*****s that I used to know and sell dope wit'
Listen to how a motherf**ker flow shit,
And let me know what's up and they can blast on,
Thinkin' about the homeys that passed on.
Death Row come to show you all the game at,
And show you how my label got the name that
So many wanna see me, and time is money,
But never in the P-E-N, yo.
Welcome back to Viet Nam, California.
Ain't a damn thing changed, so let me warn you.
Every motherf**kin minute you on the West Side,
The best side, 20 n*****s that just died.
Walkin' down the streets of L.A.
Stay strapped cause niggas bust caps every day, yo
The 1-8-7 don't stop, on undercover cops,
So on this spot gettin' popped, shot,
Droppin' like this and like that,
Rat-tat-tat-tat with their caps peelin' back.
So creep when you in the C-P-T.
You catch heat from f**kin' with' the D-R-E.
I got my eyes on the shit unfolding.
And there ain't gonna be no trippin'
Cause they know the type of shit that I be holding.
If there's another word said,
I'll let my forty-fo' go buck to the head, n***a.
Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop
Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop
3 and to the 2 and 2 and to the 1,
Head away, sent away, get away Snoop's got a gun,
And he's lookin' for the cops who set him up in '86
Now it's time to put they ass in the mix.
Back on the streets with my khakis and my scars,
Nuts full of cavi and I'm headed for the bar.
Scared as a motherf**ker, cause I'm fresh out,
But I got to make my green, and plus they all fiend
Follow me, they keep yellin' murder, but it won't stop,
Until the last n***a that you know drop.
Another n***a out, but I doubt that you really give a f**k what
it's
about.
Now, 99 pigs on a block with me,
Not a motherf**kin' cop wanna knock with me,
A C-O-N-V-I-C-T, the motherf**kin' D-O-G, comin' from the L-B-C.
Look at what the doc brought in,
A chrome 38, a Fo'ty-fo' mag, and mack 10
So what you wanna do? (What you wanna do?)
I got the gauge, a uzi and the mothaf**kin 22
so if you wanna blast, n***a we can buck 'em
If we stick 'em then we stuck 'em so f**k 'em!'
Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop
Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop
Splat to a motherf**ker face, he fall.
Strong motherf**ker cause he starts to crawl.
I guess I gots to load the glock again.
Hit 'im with the hollow points and watch him spin.
F**k it, I had to do this quick.
Grabbed the glock 17, the clip went click.
Tried to detect, but did not detect perfect
So I creep on that ass, pops him and drops him.
That ought to stop from beatin' up blacks,
Dead in his tracks, from a full six pack.
Relax, cause I'm about to take my respect.
I aimed the twelve gauge straight for his neck.
Boo-yaa! Boo-yaa! then I fade into the wind.
1-8-7 and it's on again.
Well it's on, and it's on, and it's on, and it's on,
Fo'-fo' Desert Eagle to your motherf**kin' dome
And it's on, and it's on, and it's on, and it's on,
Fo'-fo' Desert Eagle to your motherf**kin' dome.
F**k 'em, buck 'em, if they really wanna trip,
Niggas keep your hands on your motherf**kin' shit.
Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop
Yeah, and you don't stop, cause it's 1-8-7 on an undercover
cop... |
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Kenbin
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Posted: 06/23/04 - 00:36 Post subject:
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COP KILLER! YEAH!
I got my black shirt on.
I got my black gloves on.
I got my ski mask on.
This shit's been too long.
I got my twelve gauge sawed off.
I got my headlights turned off.
I'm 'bout to bust some shots off.
I'm 'bout to dust some cops off.
I'm a COP KILLER, better you than me.
COP KILLER, f**k police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your family's grieving,
(f**k 'EM!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even, ha ha.
I got my brain on hype.
Tonight'll be your night.
I got this long-assed knife.
and your neck looks just right.
My adrenaline's pumpin'.
I got my stereo bumpin'.
I'm 'bout to kill me somethin'.
A pig stopped me for nuthin'!
COP KILLER, better you than me.
COP KILLER, f**k police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your momma's grieving,
(f**k HER!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even, yeah!
DIE, DIE, DIE PIG, DIE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
Yeah!
COP KILLER, better you than me.
I'm a COP KILLER, f**k police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your family's grieving,
(f**k 'EM!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even, ha ha ha ha, yeah!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
Break it down.
f**k THE POLICE, yeah!
f**k THE POLICE, for Darryl Gates.
f**k THE POLICE, for Rodney King.
f**k THE POLICE, for my dead homies.
f**k THE POLICE, for your freedom.
f**k THE POLICE, don't be a p***y.
f**k THE POLICE, have some muthafuckin' courage.
f**k THE POLICE, sing along.
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER! Whaddyou wanna be when you grow up?
COP KILLER! Good choice.
COP KILLER! I'm a muthafuckin'
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER, better you than me.
COP KILLER, f**k police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your momma's grieving,
(f**k HER!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even!
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wellspoken
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Posted: 06/23/04 - 00:53 Post subject:
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| Kenbin wrote: | COP KILLER! YEAH!
I got my black shirt on.
I got my black gloves on.
I got my ski mask on.
This shit's been too long.
I got my twelve gauge sawed off.
I got my headlights turned off.
I'm 'bout to bust some shots off.
I'm 'bout to dust some cops off.
I'm a COP KILLER, better you than me.
COP KILLER, f**k police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your family's grieving,
(f**k 'EM!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even, ha ha.
I got my brain on hype.
Tonight'll be your night.
I got this long-assed knife.
and your neck looks just right.
My adrenaline's pumpin'.
I got my stereo bumpin'.
I'm 'bout to kill me somethin'.
A pig stopped me for nuthin'!
COP KILLER, better you than me.
COP KILLER, f**k police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your momma's grieving,
(f**k HER!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even, yeah!
DIE, DIE, DIE PIG, DIE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
Yeah!
COP KILLER, better you than me.
I'm a COP KILLER, f**k police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your family's grieving,
(f**k 'EM!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even, ha ha ha ha, yeah!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
f**k THE POLICE!
Break it down.
f**k THE POLICE, yeah!
f**k THE POLICE, for Darryl Gates.
f**k THE POLICE, for Rodney King.
f**k THE POLICE, for my dead homies.
f**k THE POLICE, for your freedom.
f**k THE POLICE, don't be a p***y.
f**k THE POLICE, have some muthafuckin' courage.
f**k THE POLICE, sing along.
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER! Whaddyou wanna be when you grow up?
COP KILLER! Good choice.
COP KILLER! I'm a muthafuckin'
COP KILLER!
COP KILLER, better you than me.
COP KILLER, f**k police brutality!
COP KILLER, I know your momma's grieving,
(f**k HER!)
COP KILLER, but tonight we get even! |
what the f**k.
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Kenbin
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Location: New York City
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| Fattguyy_Inlilcoatt wrote: | | If you want offesnive music , type in David Allan Coe, download some of his music Or Skrewdriver ~ or Johnny Rebel ~ |
Or some Vaginal Jesus or People Haters.
Kbarr would love that stuff.
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Prawn
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Posted: 06/23/04 - 01:10 Post subject:
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The Frogs are pretty good for it too...
-I love you-
I love you, oh, you know I do
No arms no legs
But yes, I'll be true, I love you
I'll visit you often because I, I've got a thing for boys
Oh, I do
I'll be here to see you through
I love you, you know I don't
What a burden it is taking care of little creeps like you
I love you, I'll take care of you, you know I do
Not care anymore if you live
You're gonna ride that miniature pony I bought you
You better get some legs and some arms, too
'Cause I've told you before I don't love you, you know I do
-hot c**k Annie-
Tropical love with the boys, men
Animals just can't cut it no more
Tan, everyone's tan
Everyone's good
Lying on the beach, they knew they would
Feel so good in Japan
Being oiled down by furry young men, beautiful time
I can't remember when I've been so hard
Oh, how ya doing sailor, just got into port?
Fine
Do you know where I can get my rocks off?
No I don't, do you know where I can find a fresh pair of socks?
I thought you were gonna ask me about
Hot c**k
Hot c**k Annnie, here she comes
Nobody cares about her, she's the one with
The c**k and the vagina combined
Get her from behind
Hot c**k Annie
Here comes big fat George
Look at that butt, look at him gorge away
All the boys play with his butt
Rammin' him up and down
This is a crazy faggy town we live in
It doesn't matter to me
I've changed my ways
People say I'm gay
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Ciladar
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Location: Northern New Jersey
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Butchered At Birth By Cannibal Corpse
Birth is always painful, Decaying in the womb trapped within this body
A bleeding human tomb gutted b***h lies dead emptied of the child
chewing on the cords its life line to this world afterbirth is flowing
The stench is overwhelming
My body, growing stronger, my pain turns to torture
Severing its bloodline
A butchered infant carcass
Meat from the unborn, the freshest kills
Chopped up children bathing in blood
Contoured and festering I rot in disgust
Re-generation of my body
Mother ripped apart
Smashing in her face
My knife cutting holes, f*****g her remains
Esophogus carved out
Crushing cartilage
Bile oozing from punctures in your liver
Riping meat within
Chewing in intestine
Bladder spurting urine, sight of defecation now grow infection
The child ripped to shreads
Drinking its excretions
Zombification ejaculation over mutilation
On the Mothers body hacked into pieces
The sludges from my c**k gives her life once again
Sewing the remains of the child deep within her
Reborn through evil
My torture known throughout Hell
Heed to his calling, the demons await my next kill
Carnage is my fetish
Body cavities scraped of guts
Brains seeping from cracks as my axe continues to hack
Pretty much anything by them is this nasty =X
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| Quote: | Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad |
That f*****g w***e makes my skin crawl.
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Buntz
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Location: Banner Elk, N.C.
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Posted: 06/23/04 - 12:38 Post subject:
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| Haphasto wrote: | well ofcourse pretty much anything is only going to offend certain types of people. Be it a religon, racial group, etc. etc.
It would be one f*****g long ass song to offend everyone. I'm some what Christian and it didn't offend me. But George Carlin has changed my life |
wth..your either Christian or not.
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Frashii
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1338
Location: Anchorage, AK
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Posted: 06/23/04 - 13:43 Post subject:
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I think it was the band Coven from my death metal days... (1988ish) that rally made me go 'wow thats harsh'
"6,6,69, copulation with a corpse.
Virgin s**t of Christian faith, f****d and left to die"
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Secret Seranni
Luke Warm
Joined: 01 May 2003
Posts: 322
Location: Scotland
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Posted: 06/24/04 - 11:34 Post subject:
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dunno where i found this i cant find it again, but it was one f****d up christman song parody! (and yeah why do i remember the words so clearly =/ )
Rudolph the Deepthroat Reindeer'
He's a h**o, a f****t, and girls don't respect him,
Likes to stuff gerbils and fists up his rectum,
Surely you recall,
The most Limpwristed Reindeer of all!
Rudolph the deepthroat reindeer,
Wore a skirt and pantiehoes,
And if you ever saw him,
You would know at once he blows.
All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They said he was a f*g-deer
And threw snow on him to kill the flames!
Then one horny xmas eve,
Santa came to say,
''Mrs Claus is on the rag
Suck me dry you reindeer f*g!''
Then all the elves all loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
''Rudolph the deepthroat reindeer,
Wont you pls go down on me!''
Then one horny xmas eve,
Santa had to say,
''Rudolph, wont you turn around,
I feel like getting my d**k brown!''
Now all the reindeer love him,
He never has to pull the sled,
He rides up back with santa,
Going round-the-world-and-gi-ving-----head!
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Clevinger
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3765
Location: Austin
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Posted: 06/24/04 - 11:41 Post subject:
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| Buntz wrote: | | Haphasto wrote: | well ofcourse pretty much anything is only going to offend certain types of people. Be it a religon, racial group, etc. etc.
It would be one f*****g long ass song to offend everyone. I'm some what Christian and it didn't offend me. But George Carlin has changed my life |
wth..your either Christian or not. |
haha exactly what I was thinking. obviously he is not which is too bad : /
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