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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 02:20    Post subject: masterbation saves lives - finally there's proof Reply with quote

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4676076/

if this is a repost, my apologies - but my tears of joy were too much not to share.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 02:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

weee!
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

no wonder why the nerds and losers live longer than everyone else.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

goraz i can barely believe you are that stupid to type what you just did.... think about it... reallyyyy think.

on second thought, dont!

stop! wouldnt want you to hurt yourself.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tamrissa wrote:
goraz i can barely believe you are that stupid to type what you just did.... think about it... reallyyyy think.

on second thought, dont!

stop! wouldnt want you to hurt yourself.


Lets compare to people who have **** on a daily basis vs. the lonely men who masturbate. Masturbation activity is occuring MUCH greater than **** is for a good majority of men out there. More j*****f = less cancer risk.

Take it with a grain of salt.

Are you having a dumb blonde moment? regardless of your roots, it sure is sad.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

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“ejaculation frequency is not related to an increased risk. There is no adverse effect. And ... higher elevations of ejaculation appear to protect men from developing prostate cancer,”


Quote:
“The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them,”


did you even read the article or just the title and decide to comment? and your thought process really makes the mind boggle.


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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tamrissa wrote:
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“ejaculation frequency is not related to an increased risk. There is no adverse effect. And ... higher elevations of ejaculation appear to protect men from developing prostate cancer,”
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

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'Flush the ducts'


this is what i'm calling it form now on.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

so youre saying nerds and losers live longer because they c*m more times a day then the average joe or good looking man???

did your mother drop you on your head alot as a baby?
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

atarom wrote:
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'Flush the ducts'


this is what i'm calling it form now on.



awesome,
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats what the article is stating now here isn't it?

More ejaculation reduces the risk. This is a simple premise with a simple conclusion.

And the fact that you took that comment seriously only scares me more.
you a by-product of incest or something? genetic inbreeds do have a mind handicap.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

backpeddle faster the dingy is sinking. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 03:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tamrissa wrote:
did your mother drop you on your head alot as a baby?


When he was born, the doctor didn't drop him.
He threw him. =\
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 04:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

wellspoken wrote:
Tamrissa wrote:
did your mother drop you on your head alot as a baby?


When he was born, the doctor didn't drop him.
He threw him. =\


wellspoken you worthless shitstorm.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 04:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goraz wrote:
wellspoken wrote:
Tamrissa wrote:
did your mother drop you on your head alot as a baby?


When he was born, the doctor didn't drop him.
He threw him. =\


wellspoken you worthless shitstorm.


Xenden wrote:
Goraz you worthless shitstorm.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 05:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goraz, please read the article.

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covered **** of all kinds including masturbation and nocturnal emissions, confirms a smaller Australian study from last July


And the earlier Australian study said...

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found that those who had **** at least once a day in their 20s were a third less likely


I bolded the really important parts for you. I'm sure you can see why you're making a fool of yourself...again.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 07:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

SHOUT UP DAMN YOU>
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 08:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

wellspoken wrote:
Goraz wrote:
wellspoken wrote:
Tamrissa wrote:
did your mother drop you on your head alot as a baby?


When he was born, the doctor didn't drop him.
He threw him. =\


wellspoken you worthless shitstorm.


Xenden wrote:
Goraz you worthless shitstorm.


quickly... did goraz just call someone a name that somone called him before?.... and it was actually thrown up in his face?... cause if thats the situation here... pwnage...

if not... i am sorry.. and hooray for ejaculation!

thats all....
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 09:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://linuxdevices.com/articles/AT4810229626.html
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 09:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

I gotta go flush my ducts.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 10:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryz wrote:
wellspoken wrote:
Goraz wrote:
wellspoken wrote:
Tamrissa wrote:
did your mother drop you on your head alot as a baby?


When he was born, the doctor didn't drop him.
He threw him. =\


wellspoken you worthless shitstorm.


Xenden wrote:
Goraz you worthless shitstorm.


quickly... did goraz just call someone a name that somone called him before?.... and it was actually thrown up in his face?... cause if thats the situation here... pwnage...


correct!
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 11:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryz wrote:
wellspoken wrote:
Goraz wrote:
wellspoken wrote:
Tamrissa wrote:
did your mother drop you on your head alot as a baby?


When he was born, the doctor didn't drop him.
He threw him. =\


wellspoken you worthless shitstorm.


Xenden wrote:
Goraz you worthless shitstorm.


quickly... did goraz just call someone a name that somone called him before?.... and it was actually thrown up in his face?... cause if thats the situation here... pwnage...

if not... i am sorry.. and hooray for ejaculation!

thats all....


I did that on purpose cause he has it in his sig you f*****g moron.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 11:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know many people who masterbate more then once a day. If you're having **** daily you're probably ejaculating more then someone who is not having ****.

And I know plenty of people who masterbate often despite having **** often. So I'm not seeing how 'losers and nerds' end up ejaculating more.
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 23:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flush the Ducts!!!!!
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