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ATM Banana
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Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 8575
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Posted: 04/13/05 - 19:08 Post subject: look (laugh) at this (me=w***e.whatever)
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courtesy of someone from another board, I guess.
have at:
I'm a fat loner with a social problem. I have one friend, Frank, who has known me for years. I can't even speak to chicks, let alone ask them out... which might explain why I actually f****d her.
My friend Frank has a sister who has downs syndrome. She's 4 years younger than me, although you'd never know by looking at her. I've always been real nice when she picks up the phone or I go over there to hang out. He's already told me that she thinks I'm nice, something she doesn't think about most boys that come over there.
Cut to Monday night. We all have Tuesday off , so Frank and I are over at his house (he still lives with his mum) playing some xbox. His sister is in the room, playing with dolls and ocasionally watching the screen as we played. Frank's mom is out running some errands, I think she was at her mothers house. The phone rings at about 8, and it's Frank's mum, Victoria. She tells Jessica (Frank's sister) that her car has broken down and needs Frank to take a look at it. Frank, being a car mechanic leaves to go check out the car, and asked me to look after Jessica while he was gone, since she gets really upset by cars. I agree, and he leaves.
I didn't really know what to do to entertain her, so I just sat around and kinda f****d around, and would occasionally talk to her. For the most part, she sat there and played with her dolls, talking to them. I was sitting at the computers working on an essay for an Archaeology class when she asked me the following:
"What are doing Ben?"
"Oh, I'm typing a paper for a class."
"Heeee you need paper for class!"
"Yep, it's pretty important. "
She trailed off for a minute, and I resumed typing. About 5 minutes later, she spoke again.
"Ben, I know ****" - I was taken back. What do I say to her? Do I lie, do I acknowledge that she "knows" ****, what?
"Um, I'm not sure if we should talk about that, Jessica."
"I try **** with me and it good"
"Jessica, we really shouldn't talk about this..."
"Will you try with me?"
I didn't know what to do. I was sitting there, with my mouth half opened and I'm sure there was a puddle of drool forming on the carpet pretty fast. She asked again.
"Will you try **** with me? Nobody like me like you, you so nice and pretty"
f**k. fucksticks.f*****g fuckersticks from planet f**k. I'm getting hit on by a retarded girl. What the f**k do I do?
Yeah, I f****d her. It was her first time, and she bled. It was not pleasent, and she wailed near the end, I guess an orgasm. When we were done I went to the bathroom, cleaned up, and cried. I fixed up myself and made sure she was alright. Then I went back to my essay while she did god knows what. I didn't care, I still don't. A wave of apathy crashed upon me.
Frank showed up about 10 minutes later, and I quickly excused myself to go home. I went home and cried myself to sleep on my pillow, accompanied by the horrible imagery which will haunt me to my grave. I woke up yesterday to the phone ringing, at about 7:30. Most people know to leave me alone at 7:30 when I'm not working, but I rolled over to see the caller ID. I looked down at it, saw it was Frank's house, and answered.
"Hey Ben, I need to..uhm...well...ask you about...uh...something."
Me, suddendly awake, "Uh yeah, whats up?"
"Well, last night after I brought my mom home, Jessica was..acting...strangely.."
"Oh, how do you mean?"
"There was blood dripping down her leg."
"What the f**k?"
"Yeah, thats what we thought, too. We are trying to figure out what happened, do you know anything?"
"No man, I don't. Thats pretty f****d up. Say, I gotta go because my breakfast is burning." - lie
"Alright Ben, I'll talk to you later."
What should I do!?? Confess to him and his mom about Jessica, keep my mouth shut? Threaten her with violence if she talks?
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Devook
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Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 2373
Location: Ypsilanti or Troy, MI
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Posted: 04/13/05 - 19:10 Post subject:
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Put it in her butt next time.
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Chunkii
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 196
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Posted: 04/13/05 - 19:41 Post subject:
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are u ben?
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wellspoken
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Joined: 01 Feb 2003 Posts: 7137
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Posted: 04/13/05 - 19:47 Post subject:
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wow. haha
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pyrgomache
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Joined: 14 Feb 2004 Posts: 1075
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Posted: 04/13/05 - 20:19 Post subject:
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Tell the parents then f**k her again. Woot.
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ATM Banana
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Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 8575
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Posted: 04/13/05 - 20:30 Post subject:
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yeah, ok I'll tell her that, cept that I jacked this from another board, = /
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pyrgomache
Sir Postalot

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Posted: 04/13/05 - 20:33 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | | yeah, ok I'll tell her that, cept that I jacked this from another board, = / |
what board?
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kbarr
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Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 04/13/05 - 21:58 Post subject:
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Its Renork. Thats right up his alley.
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NickPSH
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 04/13/05 - 23:54 Post subject:
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oh my god, nick, thats remarkable seeing as how this came from gen[m]ay.
I guess whoever posted it must have been crying out for attention, as he took ownership for the whole thing.
hahah, weird.
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Owyyn
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Posted: 04/14/05 - 00:44 Post subject:
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That thread is over a year old.
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