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Finigan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 06/08/03 - 06:06 Post subject: lol, UrbanDictionary.com search on America
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I was bored and messing around on urbandictionary.com to see some of the weird things people put in as defenitions, this defenition of america got a laugh out of me.
America
"A-Meh-Ri-Ca"
A country where:
1. I can get a "real" rolex for 5$ and a burger for 10$
2.Where I can get a cheese piza, with extra cheese, cheese stuffed crust, and a ring of cheese around that crust, oh yeah and a diet coke.
3. You have food available, but you starve yourself anyways just so some boy in highschool can sleep with you.
4. We consider name calling poltical dimplomacy.
5. A person can sue a fast food company because he is fat.
6. Where we can say what we want, as long as its what everyone else thinks.
7. The world series is played, yet no other country plays in it.
8. The bigger the car, the more american it is.
9. who is sleeping with what celebtrity is more important than world issues.
10. We have the best schools, yet the dumbest kids.
11. Atheletes get payed more than any construction worker, fireman, postal worker, soldier, immigrant worker will ever make in ten lives.
12. A trip to the museum is lame, but a staged wrestling match is better.
13. Debauchary, greed, lust, and stuffing our faces is a way of life.
14. we needed a horrible terrorist attack to make us want to have our flag on our house.
15. Peace is spelled b-o-m-b-s
I think Eduin might have written some of these.
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Luturb
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 06/08/03 - 10:36 Post subject:
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I think even Eduin could have come up with something more clever than that.
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Paco
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 06/08/03 - 11:04 Post subject:
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hahah, nice sig update
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Rennol
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Charleston, IL
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Posted: 06/08/03 - 15:40 Post subject:
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those were great
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