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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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 Posted: 03/23/04 - 07:58 Post subject: it feels like 3 feet of goo-covered yarn
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being pulled out of my d**k. kinda good but kinda bad. Only shot one other load this chunky! omg ow ow
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Zapper
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1512
Location: Connecticut
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Posted: 03/23/04 - 08:28 Post subject:
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hi2u
What did you jack it too?
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680
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Posted: 03/23/04 - 08:31 Post subject:
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anyway n***a I get what you sayin, like that b***h in the ring who pulled out the string from her mouth
why did they censor this mans face for a shuffleboard picture?
is it a man? does anyone care? only time will tell.
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Tinladar
Sir Postalot
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 1448
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Posted: 03/23/04 - 08:37 Post subject:
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hmm.. they used to have a demonstration like that last one at one of my old schools =p.. guy would do it with the rings on fire though.. probably shaved his legs!
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Zwadrich
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 5015
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 03/23/04 - 08:48 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: |
why did they censor this mans face for a shuffleboard picture?
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Its a female and the sport is called curling. we are very unfortunate for inventing it. -25 for mankind 
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 03/23/04 - 09:09 Post subject:
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| Tinladar wrote: | | hmm.. they used to have a demonstration like that last one at one of my old schools =p.. guy would do it with the rings on fire though.. probably shaved his legs! |
I go to your old school bum 
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Tinladar
Sir Postalot
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 1448
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Posted: 03/23/04 - 10:40 Post subject:
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the one before it!
Indian Valley Middle school, unless it was north!
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Ikkan
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 06 Sep 2003
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Posted: 03/23/04 - 10:50 Post subject:
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| Zwadrich wrote: | | Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: |
why did they censor this mans face for a shuffleboard picture?
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Its a female and the sport is called curling. we are very unfortunate for inventing it. -25 for mankind |
CRAZY CURLING!!1!11
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 03/23/04 - 16:44 Post subject:
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I'd like to curl her over a musty, beerstained pool table and have my way with her.
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kemble
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1909
Location: MI
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 14:16 Post subject:
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| Zapper wrote: | hi2u
What did you jack it too? |
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Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 14:17 Post subject:
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Riiiiiiight
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Kukoc
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 334
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 14:51 Post subject:
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never had a chunky load.......am i normal?
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rosie
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 21 Aug 2003
Posts: 665
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 14:55 Post subject:
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This thread never ceases to disturb me.
I know this might seem obvious, but are you well-hydrated Dunn?
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 15:03 Post subject:
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he absorbs moisture from the air.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 15:06 Post subject:
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Everyone's semen is different! Some males have really chunky goo. Others have very watery spray. The amount and the consistency is not related to the sperm count (allegedly).
Mine is only knotted rope-like when I do... "The Technique."
Do you wish to know this? This Technique?
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rosie
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 21 Aug 2003
Posts: 665
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 15:08 Post subject:
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Out of pure morbid curiousity... yes.
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Kukoc
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 334
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 15:29 Post subject:
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jerking off with 3 fingers in yer ass?
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Goraz
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3736
Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 15:38 Post subject:
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chunky homestyle protein.
teh win.
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Xarpolis
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Location: Philly, PA
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 15:41 Post subject:
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no, he like... goes till he comes, but holds it in so NONE of it can come out. then it's all harder.
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 15:42 Post subject:
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Some call it masturbation. I call it 'unloading my greater frustrations and desires'.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 15:43 Post subject:
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Okay!
7pm Thursday: Find your favorite porn or **** partner. Work yourself up into a rigid pre-ejactulate state. Stop approximately 30 seconds before you blow. Do not blow your load!
8pm Thursday: Repeat
9pm Thursday: Repeat
Noon Friday : Repeat (preferably at work)
4pm Friday : Repeat
9pm Friday : Finally blow your load!
Wooooooo!
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rosie
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 21 Aug 2003
Posts: 665
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 15:47 Post subject:
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I don't know if I have the self control required to do that. It could be the only thing worse than trying not to masturbate at all.
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Devook
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 31 Mar 2004
Posts: 2373
Location: Ypsilanti or Troy, MI
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 16:50 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | Everyone's semen is different! Some males have really chunky goo. Others have very watery spray. The amount and the consistency is not related to the sperm count (allegedly).
Mine is only knotted rope-like when I do... "The Technique."
Do you wish to know this? This Technique? |
Good to see you're getting the Vitrius quest system worked out.
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Mugaaz
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 17:11 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | Okay!
7pm Thursday: Find your favorite porn or **** partner. Work yourself up into a rigid pre-ejactulate state. Stop approximately 30 seconds before you blow. Do not blow your load!
8pm Thursday: Repeat
9pm Thursday: Repeat
Noon Friday : Repeat (preferably at work)
4pm Friday : Repeat
9pm Friday : Finally blow your load!
Wooooooo! |
Me and Brael invented a better system. Ill share it.
7pm Thursday: Find your favorite porn or **** partner. Work yourself up into a rigid pre-ejactulate state. Stop approximately 30 seconds before you blow. Turn her around and finish in her face. Don't apologize.
8pm Thursday: Repeat
9pm Thursday: Repeat
11pm Thursday: Rub one out while taking a shit
Noon Friday : Repeat (preferably at work)
2pm Friday: Donwload some wierd porn youre not into, like tranny bukake, see if your capable of c*****g while watching it.
4pm Friday : Repeat
9pm Friday : While shes sucking your d**k pee in her mouth. The best part is when she pulls back youll be peeing on her face and it will drip on her clothes.
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