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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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 Posted: 04/03/04 - 04:12 Post subject: i KNEW it would be terrible
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i saw the first f*****g preview and i thought to myself "poorly composed x-men rip off"
so my friends dragged me along. They quite commonly drag me to see s****y movies... and we laugh at how terrible they are. it's been a while. the last one we saw was "the scorpion king" we laughed and quoted the simpsons...
| Quote: | "King arthur and zorro are from completely different eras... this movie is historically inaccurate!"
"Quiet! Here come the ninjas!!" |
Hellboy is a TERRIBLE movie. We laughed so hard at it afterwards, it was probably still worth the 650 i paid to see it. it was so bad it was funny.
I walked in late and sat next to my friend, and he turned to me with a smile and said "The nazi's are trying to steal a portal into outer space!"
i laughed out loud in the middle of the movie.
How many plot holes can i point out in a single post...
Don't see it unless you're in the mood for comedy... that's all i can say.
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ATM Banana
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Joined: 02 Jan 2003
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Posted: 04/03/04 - 04:14 Post subject:
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you know what?
you shouldn't have mentioned the name, its redundant.
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hitachi
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Maryland
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Mugaaz
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 3576
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Posted: 04/03/04 - 07:27 Post subject:
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TOTAL GARBAGE
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 04/03/04 - 07:28 Post subject:
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what in the f**k.
there are so many g*****n plot holes in this movie it's ridiculous. not to mention the corny slapstick lines and overdone mutant characters.
i thought it would be closer to battlefield earth than it was...
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sinrakin
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 7044
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Posted: 04/03/04 - 10:36 Post subject:
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Heh you beat me. I was going to ask the same thing.
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Luturb
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4042
Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 04/03/04 - 11:56 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | you know what?
you shouldn't have mentioned the name, its redundant. |
^^
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8752
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Posted: 04/03/04 - 14:21 Post subject:
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If you're looking for that type of movie (incoherent, mindless yet average special fx, flat characters, etc.) then Hellboy is for you. It won't disappoint in that regard.
However, I'm really sick of those movies. Next time my friends ask - I say 'no.'
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