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Buntz
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 Posted: 04/13/03 - 16:23 Post subject: have a question for the wemens..and guys too..I guess =/
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okie okie..you know how the wemens wear those tight bootie jeans? okie okie okie stay with me here..I was wondering if a guy tryed to put a pair of them on..would he have a bootie like the wemen?..
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Crackr
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 16:32 Post subject:
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No, asses are pretty much shaped differently on men and women.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 16:36 Post subject:
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| Crackr wrote: | | No, asses are pretty much shaped differently on men and women. |
Hmm, I'm not so sure. Given that even a woman with an ass like a dumptruck can look reasonable (or at least better) in the right pair of jeans, they have some pretty powerful molding properties. I guess it would depend on how hard you were willing to pull to get them on. Let me know how it works out 
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Celestra
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 17:44 Post subject:
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If a guy puts on one of those tight women jeans, his nuts will get crushed.
They're not just tight at the back y'know 
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 17:46 Post subject:
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tight jeans suck ;(
Mans asses *can* look great in tight jeans, but not in the same ones women are wearing
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Paco
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 17:47 Post subject:
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so, your cousin likes wearing the tight jeans eh?
now you wanna get yourself in her pants and are wondering if they'll be flattering for you sir?
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 17:48 Post subject:
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hahaha, crushed nuts eh?
minion must have worn some early on in his life.
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 17:49 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | hahaha, crushed nuts eh?
minion must have worn some early on in his life. |
0wned
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Sasa
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 17:55 Post subject:
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I have a friend who used to boroow my tight booty jeans. Really there is not much difference on except they were tighter on his waist.
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Alarach
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 18:48 Post subject:
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| Zwadrich wrote: | | ATM Banana wrote: | hahaha, crushed nuts eh?
minion must have worn some early on in his life. |
0wned |
I don't see how that even comes close to "owning" anything.
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Akronn
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 18:50 Post subject:
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Realpoor chat channel buddy to the rescue!
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Kurel
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 19:14 Post subject:
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Ever seen Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin? He made tight hip hugging jeans fashionable :p
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Minion
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 19:48 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | Realpoor chat channel buddy to the rescue! |
Yah really, that "ball crushing" joke was harsh man, I couldn't think of a comeback for another testicle comment. He was owning me hard with that one and I just ran out of "yo momma" insults from my fight with Naelr. I was really in a pinch there and Alarach swooped in, thx man. You rule, I knew our internet relay chat relationship would pay off.
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Akronn
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 20:09 Post subject:
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You can make a joke out of it all you want, but his motives were pretty obvious.
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Buntz
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 20:27 Post subject:
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| Paco wrote: | so, your cousin likes wearing the tight jeans eh?
now you wanna get yourself in her pants and are wondering if they'll be flattering for you sir? |
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paco..brudda..how it take ya to think that one up? =D..comeon youre more creative then that man =(
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Bastard
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 20:40 Post subject:
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robert plant has no penis, and minion try's to downplay everything like he doesn't care, so just ignore him because if the joke isn't straight from his mouth it's not funny or it's not a good flame, bitter people suck.
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Minion
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 21:12 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | You can make a joke out of it all you want, but his motives were pretty obvious. |
Hah I'm sure they were.
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Cryz
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 21:31 Post subject:
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| Alarach wrote: | | Zwadrich wrote: | | ATM Banana wrote: | hahaha, crushed nuts eh?
minion must have worn some early on in his life. |
0wned |
I don't see how that even comes close to "owning" anything. |
i like totally agree with alarach here... that wasent even ownage in kindergarten 
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median
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 21:37 Post subject:
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haha i was waiting for someone to post robert plant
good call 
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Barnacle Bob
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 23:43 Post subject:
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Akronn, both Minion and the Realpoor Chat RescueForce are so predictable
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Crackr
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Posted: 04/13/03 - 23:59 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | Crackr wrote: | | No, asses are pretty much shaped differently on men and women. |
Hmm, I'm not so sure. Given that even a woman with an ass like a dumptruck can look reasonable (or at least better) in the right pair of jeans, they have some pretty powerful molding properties. I guess it would depend on how hard you were willing to pull to get them on. Let me know how it works out |
I don't think you read what I posted. And yes, asses do look different on each ****. I stare at them both.
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 09:48 Post subject:
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buntzy boy no crushed nutts for you! 
stay outta womans jeans ya freak lol and even tight mens jeans are just bad!
A) tight jeans on men are NOT attractive.
B) the human **** appeal in the sub concience is a funny thing, you could be drop dead gorgious and a woman would pass you up due to tight jeans.
C) boxer dont go well under jeans that are tight, men PLEASE dont do this!! it makes it incredibly hard to carry on a conversation and keep a straight face
well put cel and the nutts arent the only thing getting pinched and crushed with really tight jeans on, think about when he sits down.
i wear relaxed low rise and womans cut jeans and if there is a man alive who can fit in my jeans i dont want to know him. the low rise well maybe just maybe a really really really skinny guy could fit in them, like umm a nine or ten year old boy ...
so buntz to answer you 'would he have a bootie like the wemen?' NO! he would have the bootie of a young boy and a crushed package.
dont do it buntzy!! no tight jeans
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Celestra
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 10:03 Post subject:
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Yeah no shit.
Seriously grosses me out to see some guys d**k through his jeans. And you just can't help but stare at it anyway, can you?
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compusmack
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 10:17 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | Yeah no shit.
Seriously grosses me out to see some guys d**k through his jeans. And you just can't help but stare at it anyway, can you? |
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scoresia
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 10:25 Post subject:
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Tight jeans OWN! I went so far as to have to pull up the zipper with plyers while lieing down. On a guy, I don't like them so tight, snug enough to show off the butt not so tight you make a nuts and d**k Sandwich.
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 10:33 Post subject:
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| Zwadrich wrote: | tight jeans suck ;(
Mans asses *can* look great in tight jeans, but not in the same ones women are wearing |
Indeed, my girlfriend/fiance says I have a nice ass in them, I wear tight jeans/cord's becasue I skateboard, and having tight pants helps to be able to move around and do tricks easyer. But they don't suck, or at least I don't think they suck.
Don't get me wrong though, these arn't like girl tight pants, they are loose in the crotch but the legs are nearly skin tight.
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Torval
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 15:49 Post subject: re
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i put on my gf pants once or twice. got out of bed, couldn't find mine. i'm skinny so they fit (if i walked around naked or in underwear her sister would've thrown stuff at me). they were like, way too tight to wear very long and made me very aware of my ass. how women wear em i'll never know.
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 17:05 Post subject: Re: re
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| Torval wrote: | | how women wear em i'll never know. |
They don't have a f*****g penis and balls hanging off of their crotch.
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 17:05 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | | Celestra wrote: | Yeah no shit.
Seriously grosses me out to see some guys d**k through his jeans. And you just can't help but stare at it anyway, can you? |
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ROFLMAO!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOLL OL OLOL LOL AHAHAHAHAHAH
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Syke
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 18:12 Post subject:
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| Paco wrote: | so, your cousin likes wearing the tight jeans eh?
now you wanna get yourself in her pants and are wondering if they'll be flattering for you sir? |
Dude, I got really sloshed one time and I ended up waking up in this chick's pair of jeans...man was that f****d up. I don't even remember how I got them on, but dayamn...my cheeks were pressed so tight that my beer shit wouldn't even have been able to escape....and that's incredible.
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