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Tinladar
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PostPosted: 12/04/03 - 01:23    Post subject: haha internet mammogram... Kinda NWS Reply with quote


http://www.internetmammogram.net/
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PostPosted: 12/04/03 - 01:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

/win
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PostPosted: 12/04/03 - 01:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, how do they do that? That's really cool!

Edit: How, not who! LOZZLE!


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PostPosted: 12/04/03 - 01:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

/swoon
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PostPosted: 12/04/03 - 01:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

awsome
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PostPosted: 12/04/03 - 02:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. Michael Sausage invented this mammotechnology not too long ago. He has been a mammographer since spring- break of his sophomore year of high-school. He also believes in same **** mammograms. And due to much opposition, he still holds that the legal mammogram age should be 16 rather than usual boring 18 in most states. Dr. Sausage invents and writes in Los Angeles.


Dr. Sausage just being himself with his f*****g gadgets.




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This is horrible. What kind of a doctor says "tit"? That's what gave this away as a joke. I know your jokes. If anybody is hearing this, you can block this website. It's true. My son showed me to go to the tools menu of the internet. When you push "TOOLS", push the internet options button. From there, go to "content" and then enable the content advisor. then you can block the site forever. Now if we all work together and block the site from our computers, we'll stop him.



Sincerely,

Barbara





So you're having women press their boobs against the computer screen. That's about as close as you're going to get to a woman, ever. Is this your sick idea of a date??? You're so stupid. I hate you. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS, MOTHER FUCKA!!? Look I'm going to stop you from ever accessing the internet and tear down you site from the ground up. Go to hell, now. You'll be hearing from the police one day.



from anymous





I don't know if this is a joke or real. If it's a joke, then you'll have a lot of explaining to do when the CIA gets a hold of you. You can't just be confusing people like this with terrorists on the loose. My neighbors friend was in tower two. Get it? I bet you think that's funny too, you stupid a*****e. The first amendment allows too many people like you to say anything they want, even if it's garbage. I can't ever walk outside without some type of muslim parade. Free speech isn't for everyone, especially if they're liars like you. BUT if this is for real. You don't know anything about science. You're probably not ever a doctore. And if you are, you're probably a dentist--some kind of weird boob dentist.



See you in H%$#,

from none of your business




LOL and the midi in the background is "what a girl wants"


hahaha
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PostPosted: 12/04/03 - 02:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha yeah, you should read the um.. doctor's question section.. brb lemme find it..
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PostPosted: 12/04/03 - 02:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Doctor's Office





What happens in the doctor's office during a mammogram? Listen to these accounts.





He brushed his hand against my breast. At first I didn't think much of it, but after the 16th time, I knew something was wrong. It was like a little siren went off in my head saying "NO! NO! NO!" Then I glanced at his crotch. It looked like someone accidentally left a soup can in his underpants. I leapt out of the stirrups and began to run. I just ran and ran and ran. My legs grew tired and I got a drink of water. That might be the last time I get a mammogram from that guy.






After I woke up from the anesthesia, I saw that the doctor was smoking a cigarette. I felt icky, but I didn't want to offend him. So I stayed quiet. But when I left the office to take a dump, I noticed that my pants were unbuttoned and there was a pop-corn kernel in my panties. After my next visit, I'll probably NEVER going back him again! I think.






I have been a mamagrapher for 10 years. And I had been seeing a particular patient for the last four. Let's call her Betty. Everything was going smoothly for the past few months. We talked and laughed about our jobs. But things got a little intense when she let me touch her breasts. I thought it meant something. I thought we had something going. I feel so f*****g stupid! I'm a f*****g idiot. A real idiot. I hate myself. How could I let myself be led on like that!
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PostPosted: 12/04/03 - 08:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

what a girl wants!
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