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Occulis
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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 Posted: 06/23/03 - 14:56 Post subject: google research 4 fun & profit
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I am compiling a small DB of the # of web sites which contain exact phrases of strange config. For instance:
"lifeless husk" : 827
"unending misery": 360
"undulating flesh": 244
"Why me, god, why me?": 147
This is pretty entertaining! Maybe we can profit from this, somehow.
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sinrakin
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 7044
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 15:13 Post subject:
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Step 1: google
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit
"shell of his former self": 1760
"witless imbecile" : 6
"I am f*****g retarded": 15
"How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all": 1100
"Please to be going away": 4
"hasta la banana": 15
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Luturb
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Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 15:31 Post subject:
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I love Google =)
"meat popsicle" 883
"stupid sumbitch" 39
"I am not gay" 10,100
"I am gay" 23,600
"yo mama" 89,900
"yo mama is so fat" 1280
"red-headed stepchild" 4890
"the best of all time" 13,900
"monkey boy" 27,800
"I'm such a d*****s" 597
"a horse is a horse of course of course" 1140
"male chauvanist pig" 166
"male chauvinist pig" (spelled correctly) 6390
"bagged and tagged" 1150
"I hate SUVs" 453
"I hate homos" 83
"I hate black people" 311
"I hate stupid people" 2870
"I am the god" 21,900
"that's all for now" 95,900
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 15:37 Post subject:
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"holy sweet jesus" 163
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8752
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 15:39 Post subject:
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"small asian penis" 418
"richard gere's hamster" 7
"once you pop, you can't stop" 2,390
"don't be a cheap b*****d" 62
"you are the win" 34
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Gethy
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Posts: 5599
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 16:16 Post subject:
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"who let the cats out?": 232
"eat a d**k": 5,600
"avril rules": 341
"realpoor": 59
"sloppy ****": 1,080
"natty ice": 937
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Bait Masterson
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Posts: 3842
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 17:28 Post subject:
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"Maldek is a h**o. Results 1 - 10 of about 99. "
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Paden
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 17:32 Post subject:
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:Confederate = about 907,000
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Luturb
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Posts: 4043
Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 17:57 Post subject:
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"bait masterson" 71
"board nazi" 210
"board troll" 727
"flame war" 51,900
"wtf noob" 21
"LIRL" 3030
"I need a beer" 3650
"I hate my job" 10,800
"work sucks" 13,400
"you go girl!" 73,100
"put a bag over her head" 290
"you got owned" 352
"you are so immature" 136
"circle strafe" 1720
"drama queen" 39,300
"America Sucks" 3590
"god bless the usa" 62,300
"fat americans" 2330
"stupid wanker" 642
"attack of the clones sucks" 205
"I hate george lucas" 78
"The Matrix sucks" 83
"star wars sucks" 775
"lord of the rings sucks" 232
"blazing saddles is the best movie ever" 2
"american beauty is the best movie ever" 4
"Fight club is the best movie ever" 74
"u r all f**s" 28
"gay people are f**s" 6
"slipknot is the best band ever" 23
"slipknot is the worst band ever" 3
"hot monkey love" 1920
"I am so high" 1810
"I want to kill myself" 3100
"I hate myself and I want to die" 3170
"george bush is a moron" 202
""who farted?"" 11,900
"cruelty to animals" 133,000
"more to come" 570,000
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Occulis
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Brael
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 18:11 Post subject:
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"why do women hate me" 15
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Yabden
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 2485
Location: Ohio
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 20:05 Post subject:
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"n***a please" : 7,210
"I just shit my pants" : 376
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Tinladar
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Banzai
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 20:43 Post subject:
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google sucks my ass - 31,000
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Luturb
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 22:43 Post subject:
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"I love pizza" 3720
"I hate pizza" 283
"I hate you" 144,000
"I love you" 1,520,000
"get in her pants" 2890
"get in his pants" 727
"what difference does it make?" 56,600
"tastes like crap" 2510
"projectile vomiting" 8030
"fat ugly pig" 109
"smells like pig" 72
"two all-beef patties" 2680
"special sauce lettuce cheese" 966
"pickles onions" 2670
"on a sesame seed bun" 2690
"confederate flag" 57,800
"symbol of hate" 1210
"stupid redneck" 802
"cross burning redneck" 19
"handy around the house" 2200
"everquest is the best" 65
"everquest is addictive" 26
"VI sucks" 395
"aggro management" 118
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Ciladar
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Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 06/23/03 - 23:17 Post subject:
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"bananas are ****" - 2
"Eat Babies" - 4,120
"recipes for human" - 73
"Vagina Spoons" - 1
"Deep Fried Lard" - 49
"kill fat people" - 35
"kill ugly people" - 6
"kill jewish people" - 84
"kill black people" - 699
"kill white people" - 675
"Ass Clamps" - 83
"poop f**k" - 592
"tea and scrumpets" - 22
"I want to die" - 37,100
"give birth to retards" - 6
"jesus was a clown" - 1
"i love poop" - 221
"sticky buns" - 10,900
"ways to kill myself" - 324
"spermcicles" - 4
"i eat farts" - 2
"i want to kill everyone" - 359
"i love abortions" - 9
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Okami
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Location: The new board
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Posted: 06/24/03 - 01:05 Post subject:
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butt pirate 41,500
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Tinladar
Sir Postalot
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 1448
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Posted: 06/24/03 - 04:23 Post subject:
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"i've got a d**k" 204
"i've got no d**k" 3
"my leg is asleep" 143
"my ass is asleep" 63
"my d**k is asleep" 5
"my d**k was amputated" 1
"my penis was amputated" 4
"i have **** with cats" 2
"i have **** with dogs" 14
"i have **** with my mom" 6
"nerds turn me on" 1 *sheds a tear*
"**** is disgusting" 242
"i have herpes" 1650
"licking peanut butter" 145
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