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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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 Posted: 08/12/03 - 19:20 Post subject: gimme advice on people stalking skillz!
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08:22PM|<@occ> i stare @ these people in the parking lot below me all day
08:22PM|<@occ> and 1 just made eye contact
08:22PM|<@occ> so i was like, 'EEP!' and smiled real big, then waved
08:23PM|<@Paco> did you flip out and kill them?
08:23PM|<@occ> she smiled and waved back and i'm like, 'f**k!' and run back to
my cube
08:23PM|<@occ> NEED ADVISE
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GIMME ADVICE
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Deroth
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 12 Dec 2002
Posts: 506
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Posted: 08/12/03 - 19:48 Post subject:
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When someone stares at me, I think stop staring at me a*****e but then I realize I'm staring at them too and it's a big circle LOLZ
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 17 Nov 2002
Posts: 3135
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Posted: 08/12/03 - 19:55 Post subject:
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Freeze the body, toss it into a wood shreder so that the pieces fly into a river. kkeekekz
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Gato
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 706
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Posted: 08/12/03 - 22:07 Post subject:
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| Janothhhh wrote: | | Freeze the body, toss it into a wood shreder so that the pieces fly into a river. kkeekekz |
They caught that dude by the way... 
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Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 08/12/03 - 22:08 Post subject:
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OK
To be a good stalker you must have!
a lap top!
Night Vision goggles (splinter cell style)
Wireless webcam with night vision!
Bullet Proof Vest! (they get mad and shoot at ya once and awaile!)
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Hobbet
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1345
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Posted: 08/12/03 - 23:34 Post subject:
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Just keep staring at them and make it seem like you are trying to see through them because something interesting is happening behind them. When they turn and look.....run.
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 08/13/03 - 09:02 Post subject:
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sunglasses work wonders.
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Tamrissa
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 7100
Location: at my computer
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Posted: 08/13/03 - 11:59 Post subject:
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ok paden lets try this again, you are getting closer since this time you tacked an 'E' onto the end of your usuall 'awail'
it is awhile, or a while!!
a wail
noun
~ a cry of sorrow and grief
verb
~ emit long loud cries
~ cry softly or weakly
while
noun
~ a period of indeterminate length (usually short) marked by some action or condition
awhile ( for a while)
adverb
~ for a short time
and dunn, if she smiled and waved back it could maybe be because she wants you, go ask her out man! 
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 08/13/03 - 12:03 Post subject:
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| sornlia wrote: | | ok paden lets try this again, you are getting closer since this time you tacked an 'E' onto the end of your usuall 'awail' |
woohoo 2nd good laugh of the day! Thanks sornypoo!
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Posted: 08/13/03 - 12:10 Post subject:
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If you are gonna do a stare down, the most important thing is not to blink.
Never blink.
No facial expression.
Be ready to back it up:)
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Verdeloth
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 08/13/03 - 13:23 Post subject:
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write the person's name in pen all over your body, in different colors. then always wait outside their window in the rain, and start screaming their name without a shirt, so the pen ink runs off, with a knife in your hand. It's foolproof
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Banzai
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Posted: 08/13/03 - 13:38 Post subject:
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Balls.
Go up say "Hi, we haven't been introduced, I'm ___".
She says her name.
"Hi ____, I work in ____. I've seen you around what department are you in?"
She answers and your conversation is built from there. A little while in throw down "Hey, I take lunch with a few friends at (wherever it is you eat). If you like, you can join us? We shoot the shit and it makes the time a lot more fun. you should come out tomorrow."
In like Flynn.
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Minion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 29 Apr 2003
Posts: 3474
Location: The Ghetto
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Posted: 08/13/03 - 14:19 Post subject:
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Lerra is writing a book on this topic, check your local bookstores.
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Sabathius
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2179
Location: San Angelo
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Posted: 08/13/03 - 14:50 Post subject:
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Walk up smoking an oscar mayer weiner and punch her square in da face lozzel
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Ashley
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 13 Mar 2003
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Location: Amfek.org
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Posted: 08/14/03 - 12:10 Post subject:
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xarp can give you good advice!!
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 08/14/03 - 12:28 Post subject:
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wtf are you people talkin about
i don't wanna fight or meet any of these people, i want to stare at them and mock them from my own secure office windows.
sheesh!
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 08/14/03 - 12:53 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | | sunglasses work wonders. |
| sabathis wrote: | | Walk up smoking an oscar mayer weiner and punch her square in da face lozzel |
| Verdeloth wrote: | | write the person's name in pen all over your body, in different colors. then always wait outside their window in the rain, and start screaming their name without a shirt, so the pen ink runs off, with a knife in your hand. It's foolproof |
all great advice, i laughed long and hard... and compusmak, sunglasses are the best way to stare at a females boobs while talking to them, and them not knowing any better.
dunn, you should take more advice from compusmak.
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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting
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Posted: 08/14/03 - 13:07 Post subject:
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Dunn... you are a complete jackwad shitmaggot for doing that! Now they are all smoking around the corner and we have no womenz to stare at between calls! I hates it! I hates it foreveh!
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