|
|
| Author |
Message |
Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
|
 Posted: 11/17/05 - 14:54 Post subject: galadrialaia forcing gay gnomes to suck gnome c**k
|
|
|
When Chuck Norris runs with scissiors, other people get hurt.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he declines the syringe. He asks for a handgun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
You are what you eat. That is why Chuck Norris eats bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane by pointing his finger at it and said "bang"
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Last edited by Occulis on 11/17/05 - 15:11; edited 1 time in total
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
 |
Galdaria
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Apr 2004
Posts: 5641
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 14:57 Post subject:
|
|
|
Spell it correctly!!!
You think putting my name in the topic will get you 2 pages dont ya? /snicker
Hmm, how bout Bentley. Thats a good name for my p***y right?
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Pringles In Your Face
Luke Warm
Joined: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 384
Location: Fattguyy's Head
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 15:01 Post subject: Re: galadrialaia holding gay gnomes down and forcing them to
|
|
|
| Occulis wrote: | | Chuck Norris can divide by zero. |
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Aviger
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1509
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 15:15 Post subject:
|
|
|
| Galdaria wrote: |
Hmm, how bout Bentley. Thats a good name for my p***y right? |
Sure, an overpriced english piece of shit that can have up to 4 old men in it.
Fit's quite nicely
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 15:16 Post subject:
|
|
|
| Aviger wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: |
Hmm, how bout Bentley. Thats a good name for my p***y right? |
Sure, an overpriced english piece of shit that can have up to 4 old men in it.
Fit's quite nicely |
lolololololo
gay gnomes sucking short gay gnome c**k
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Galdaria
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Apr 2004
Posts: 5641
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 15:30 Post subject:
|
|
|
| Aviger wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: |
Hmm, how bout Bentley. Thats a good name for my p***y right? |
Sure, an overpriced english piece of shit that can have up to 4 old men in it.
Fit's quite nicely |
OK, that was awesome. =) Bravo!
Finally, someone with a colorful insult.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 15:33 Post subject: Re: galadrialaia forcing gay gnomes to suck gnome c**k
|
|
|
| Occulis wrote: |
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
|
My personal favorite.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Devook
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 31 Mar 2004
Posts: 2373
Location: Ypsilanti or Troy, MI
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 15:50 Post subject:
|
|
|
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Ishmael
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Posts: 4446
Location: The US of A
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 15:51 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
lol vchukc norrfis
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 15:58 Post subject:
|
|
|
| Ishmael wrote: | | lol vchukc norrfis |
ahahah hell yeah brother HAHAHAHA PREACH IT
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Maldek
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 2089
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 16:25 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
Norris is awesome. Back to back Texas Ranger at 6pm & 7pm on Hallmark Channel.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 16:44 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
he is my cousin
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Aviger
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1509
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 17:43 Post subject:
|
|
|
| Maldek wrote: | | Norris is awesome. Back to back Texas Ranger at 6pm & 7pm on Hallmark Channel. |
gayest theme song ever.... Walker, Texas c********r
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Pags
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3260
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 17:58 Post subject:
|
|
|
| Aviger wrote: | | Maldek wrote: | | Norris is awesome. Back to back Texas Ranger at 6pm & 7pm on Hallmark Channel. |
gayest show ever.... Walker, Texas c********r |
Two hours of M.A.S.H. before Walker though!
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Bait Masterson
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3842
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 18:07 Post subject:
|
|
|
| Galdaria wrote: | Spell it correctly!!!
You think putting my name in the topic will get you 2 pages dont ya? /snicker
Hmm, how bout Bentley. Thats a good name for my p***y right? |
If you knew more about RP besides trolling for who will play stinkfinger with your crusty hole, you might realize the name has nothing to do with you.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Galdaria
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Apr 2004
Posts: 5641
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 18:09 Post subject:
|
|
|
No I still wont have **** with you. =)
c**t Scraper!
BTW, everything is about me! This is my world I just let you live here.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Bait Masterson
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3842
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 18:17 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
I think a good name for your.. p***y .. seems to be too feminine a word to describe the mass of meat hanging between your legs. Lets just name it "Used" . Id say call it broken cooter, but I dont want to give anyone the impression that your p***y was not repulsive at one time.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Galdaria
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Apr 2004
Posts: 5641
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 18:21 Post subject:
|
|
|
LOL you tried to put your teeth on it and got denied. =)
Still bitter?
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Bait Masterson
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3842
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 18:33 Post subject:
|
|
|
Please b***h.
No im bitter about doing business with women actually. Women do not belong in the business world period. They are f*****g dumbshits when it comes to business.
As for you, why do you obsess over something I cant even remembvr typing, Are you that lonely that you think about cyber **** sessions from 5-6 years ago? If you got a log post it, id like a good laugh.
Explain please and explain why any time I post and refer to you, you are there within five minutes stalking my ass for attention you f*****g hoe.
Do you sit there and rub your fat sloppy p***y and wait for me to post like some f*****g attention starved **** addict?
Love ya Scabby
Smoochies
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Finigan
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3817
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 19:08 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
Chuck Norris was the only man to win a destruction derby without a car
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Zonk
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 976
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 19:28 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
lol c**t scraper thats nasty Gald!
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Luturb
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4042
Location: Livermore, California
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 20:07 Post subject:
|
|
|
|
Hallmark should change their name to the M.A.S.H. channel. They must show 10 episodes a day.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
Yabden
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 2485
Location: Ohio
|
|
Posted: 11/17/05 - 21:21 Post subject:
|
|
|
got this email today and it fits the thread. 2 and 17 are my favorite.
30 Facts about Chuck Norris:
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
3. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
4. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
5. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
6. Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.
7. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
8. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
9. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f**k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
10. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
11. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
12. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
13. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
14. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
15. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
16. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
17. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
18. In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
19. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
20. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
21. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
22. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having **** with Conan's wife.
23. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
24. Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.
25. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.
26. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.
27. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
28. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
29. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill. 274 7.51
30. Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.
|
|
|
Back to top
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
