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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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 Posted: 05/05/03 - 09:22 Post subject: french bashing, one more time!
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The best patients to operate on
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,"
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded,"
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and [posterior] are interchangeable."
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scoresia
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Posts: 1500
Location: Florida
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Posted: 05/05/03 - 09:24 Post subject: Re: french bashing, one more time!
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| Paco wrote: |
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
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ROFL, this fits mechanics too!!
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 05/05/03 - 09:34 Post subject:
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Goraz
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 05/05/03 - 09:43 Post subject:
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French Bashing?
Ok f**k anyone who is french and if you eat french fries,
go choke on some more fried food, f****t.
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Mental_Hernia
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 3336
Location: Texas
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Posted: 05/05/03 - 11:28 Post subject:
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| Goraz wrote: | French Bashing?
Ok f**k anyone who is french and if you eat french fries,
go choke on some more fried food, f****t. |
Sometimes you p**s me off, and sometimes you say things that are true.
In this case, its the latter.
+1 pt.
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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6448
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Posted: 05/05/03 - 11:33 Post subject:
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| Goraz wrote: | French Bashing?
Ok f**k anyone who is french and if you eat french fries,
go choke on some more fried food, f****t. |
I had a french dip and french onion soup for lunch today.
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median
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
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Location: Hamillton, Canada
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Posted: 05/05/03 - 11:39 Post subject:
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vive la france!
goraz, sous mon beite...
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 05/05/03 - 12:10 Post subject:
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/yawn
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