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kireol
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atarom
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OTHER THAN CATCAINE YOU MEAN
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kireol
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 09:44 Post subject:
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well that was assumed! of course catcaine!
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Jakanden
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 09:49 Post subject: Re: finally a good use for cats
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| kireol wrote: | | http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/09/14/germany.catfuel.reut/index.html |
Ok - I am a huge cat lover (I hate dogs), but that is some cool shit.
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Paden
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 10:39 Post subject:
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Dogs>Cats
Cats are just lazy bitchs who don't do shit unless it benefits them.
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Brash
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 10:50 Post subject:
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dogs are so needy ... all they do is shit and p**s everywhere , you have to walk them , pick up the shit , always be around to let them out , pet them constantly , half of them bark incessantly at any moving object, jump all over everyone they see, dig up your yard, chew up your shoes, they beg for everything and for f***s sake they all smell horrible.
having a dog is like raising a retarded child .
cats > dogs any day .
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Pags
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 10:53 Post subject:
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Only homosexual men like cats more than dogs.
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Paden
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 10:53 Post subject:
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My dog can kick your cats ass!
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Pags
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 10:54 Post subject:
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I dunno man, cats aim for the eyes :/
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Paden
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 10:55 Post subject:
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| Pags wrote: | | Only homosexual men like cats more than dogs. |
I dunno this guy I use to get weed from has like 4 or 5 cats.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 11:00 Post subject:
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"See, Greg, if you yell at a dog, his ears will go down and his tail will cover his genitals even if he's done nothing wrong. It's very easy to break a dog. But cats make you work for their affection. Cats don't sell out like dogs do."
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Pags
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 11:02 Post subject:
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| sinrakin wrote: | | "See, Greg, if you yell at a dog, his ears will go down and his tail will cover his genitals even if he's done nothing wrong. It's very easy to break a dog. But cats make you work for their affection. Cats don't sell out like dogs do." |
Why the f**k would you want to WORK for your pets affection?
what movie was that from again?
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Pags
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 11:02 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | Pags wrote: | | Only homosexual men like cats more than dogs. |
I dunno this guy I use to get weed from has like 4 or 5 cats. |
Watch your back.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 11:16 Post subject:
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| Pags wrote: | | sinrakin wrote: | | "See, Greg, if you yell at a dog, his ears will go down and his tail will cover his genitals even if he's done nothing wrong. It's very easy to break a dog. But cats make you work for their affection. Cats don't sell out like dogs do." |
Why the f**k would you want to WORK for your pets affection?
what movie was that from again? |
Robert DeNiro in Meet the Parents 
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kbarr
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 14:17 Post subject:
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| Brash wrote: | dogs are so needy ... all they do is shit and p**s everywhere , you have to walk them , pick up the shit , always be around to let them out , pet them constantly , half of them bark incessantly at any moving object, jump all over everyone they see, dig up your yard, chew up your shoes, they beg for everything and for f***s sake they all smell horrible.
having a dog is like raising a retarded child .
cats > dogs any day . |
Like we needed more proof what a scumbag you are.
A cat person...
/chuckle
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khrath
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 14:20 Post subject:
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I f*****g hate cats.
I will go out of my way to be mean to a cat even if it's a somewhat nice cat, because I f*****g KNOW that it is just hiding the s****y suck part of itself, because every pore of my body radiates the fact that I will kill the mother f****r if given a reason, and it's just trying to pass itself off as a decent creature so it won't get killed.
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Brash
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 14:40 Post subject:
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| kbarr wrote: | | Brash wrote: | dogs are so needy ... all they do is shit and p**s everywhere , you have to walk them , pick up the shit , always be around to let them out , pet them constantly , half of them bark incessantly at any moving object, jump all over everyone they see, dig up your yard, chew up your shoes, they beg for everything and for f***s sake they all smell horrible.
having a dog is like raising a retarded child .
cats > dogs any day . |
Like we needed more proof what a scumbag you are.
A cat person...
/chuckle |
you train your dog to attack your wife when you are not around or to drunk to do it yourself ?
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Brash
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 14:44 Post subject:
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| khrath wrote: | I f*****g hate cats.
I will go out of my way to be mean to a cat even if it's a somewhat nice cat, because I f*****g KNOW that it is just hiding the s****y suck part of itself, because every pore of my body radiates the fact that I will kill the mother f****r if given a reason, and it's just trying to pass itself off as a decent creature so it won't get killed. |
the paranoid delusions are strong with this one .
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khrath
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 15:07 Post subject:
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actually, i just hate cats
even when i like a cat...I still don't really like it, i secretly hate it for being a cat.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 15:18 Post subject:
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leave my kitties alone  (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
-Nah-
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Tura
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 15:20 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | dogs are so needy ... |
Cats are needy for attention too. The only difference is a dog will give you loyalty alot more often than a cat will.
| Quote: | | all they do is shit and p**s everywhere |
Yeah, if you're a white trash owner who doesn't bother to potty train an animal because you have responsibility issues.
| Quote: | | you have to walk them |
God forbid you have a reason to exercise...
Oh yeah, cats don't defficate do they? Not to mention cats crap inside your house in a litter box that you have to clean almost daily.
| Quote: | | always be around to let them out |
Oh noz!!1 here comes the responsibility monster again!
| Quote: | | pet them constantly |
If you feel like petting your animal is a burden I question why you got them in the first place.
| Quote: | | half of them bark incessantly at any moving object |
The half of them that are not taken care of or trained properly will indeed bark because its their instinct. When a burglar is slitting your throat while you sleep make sure to thank your cat for alerting you!
| Quote: | | jump all over everyone they see, dig up your yard, chew up your shoes, they beg for everything |
If you can't discipline your pet i'd hate to see how you'll handle your children.
| Quote: | | they all smell horrible. |
I guess some people just find them smelly. If you keep them clean they probably won't stink.
| Quote: | | having a dog is like raising a retarded child |
You're going to be terrible with children if you ever decide to have them. =p
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 15:35 Post subject:
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I agree with everything you said except for a couple of things, Tura.
First off, dogs do smell on average more than cats. Cats don't generate as much oil under their skin as dogs do and they lick most of what they do generate off more than dogs do. Notice a cat is almost always constantly cleaning itself. Cats don't generate digestive enzymes in their saliva as they have evolved into a self-cleaning machine. This is why cats on average don't have "dog breath" (notice the name), it's the same reason humans have bad breath. The enzymes in their saliva are acidic and start decomposing food on contact. If a cat has very bad breath it's 9 times out of 10 a sign of an abcess or decaying tooth, a cat's breath normally is supposed to be close to neutral.
Also, cats are absolutely 100% capable of showing loyalty and genuine affection. Anyone who says otherwise has spent no significant amount of time with a cat.
Otheriwse you're right on. Pet behavior is a reflection of its owner's attitude. Poorly trained dogs usually belong to careless and negligent owners.
-Nah-
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Tura
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 15:45 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | I agree with everything you said except for a couple of things, Tura.
First off, dogs do smell on average more than cats. Cats don't generate as much oil under their skin as dogs do and they lick most of what they do generate off more than dogs do. Notice a cat is almost always constantly cleaning itself. Cats don't generate digestive enzymes in their saliva as they have evolved into a self-cleaning machine. This is why cats on average don't have "dog breath" (notice the name), it's the same reason humans have bad breath. The enzymes in their saliva are acidic and start decomposing food on contact. If a cat has very bad breath it's 9 times out of 10 a sign of an abcess or decaying tooth, a cat's breath normally is supposed to be close to neutral.
Also, cats are absolutely 100% capable of showing loyalty and genuine affection. Anyone who says otherwise has spent no significant amount of time with a cat.
Otheriwse you're right on. Pet behavior is a reflection of its owner's attitude. Poorly trained dogs usually belong to careless and negligent owners.
-Nah- |
Oh I agree dogs on average smell alot more than cats. I never really said otherwise. I was just saying if you keep a dog bathed and feed them right, they don't generally have skin/fur problems/odors. I have 2 cats, and they are very affectionate. One is a giant maincoon(sp?) and the other is a plain black. They're both excellent pets but I think to call a cat better than a dog is incorrect on many levels. Once again it all depends on the owner raises the animal.
Then again I don't think brash uses rational thought very often. At least not on this forum.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 15:49 Post subject:
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| Tura wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | I agree with everything you said except for a couple of things, Tura.
First off, dogs do smell on average more than cats. Cats don't generate as much oil under their skin as dogs do and they lick most of what they do generate off more than dogs do. Notice a cat is almost always constantly cleaning itself. Cats don't generate digestive enzymes in their saliva as they have evolved into a self-cleaning machine. This is why cats on average don't have "dog breath" (notice the name), it's the same reason humans have bad breath. The enzymes in their saliva are acidic and start decomposing food on contact. If a cat has very bad breath it's 9 times out of 10 a sign of an abcess or decaying tooth, a cat's breath normally is supposed to be close to neutral.
Also, cats are absolutely 100% capable of showing loyalty and genuine affection. Anyone who says otherwise has spent no significant amount of time with a cat.
Otheriwse you're right on. Pet behavior is a reflection of its owner's attitude. Poorly trained dogs usually belong to careless and negligent owners.
-Nah- |
Oh I agree dogs on average smell alot more than cats. I never really said otherwise. I was just saying if you keep a dog bathed and feed them right, they don't generally have skin/fur problems/odors. I have 2 cats, and they are very affectionate. One is a giant maincoon(sp?) and the other is a plain black. They're both excellent pets but I think to call a cat better than a dog is incorrect on many levels. Once again it all depends on the owner raises the animal.
Then again I don't think brash uses rational thought very often. At least not on this forum. |
Does he even have any? I've never seen it.
-Nah-
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Ishmael
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 15:49 Post subject:
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| Tura wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | I agree with everything you said except for a couple of things, Tura.
First off, dogs do smell on average more than cats. Cats don't generate as much oil under their skin as dogs do and they lick most of what they do generate off more than dogs do. Notice a cat is almost always constantly cleaning itself. Cats don't generate digestive enzymes in their saliva as they have evolved into a self-cleaning machine. This is why cats on average don't have "dog breath" (notice the name), it's the same reason humans have bad breath. The enzymes in their saliva are acidic and start decomposing food on contact. If a cat has very bad breath it's 9 times out of 10 a sign of an abcess or decaying tooth, a cat's breath normally is supposed to be close to neutral.
Also, cats are absolutely 100% capable of showing loyalty and genuine affection. Anyone who says otherwise has spent no significant amount of time with a cat.
Otheriwse you're right on. Pet behavior is a reflection of its owner's attitude. Poorly trained dogs usually belong to careless and negligent owners.
-Nah- |
Oh I agree dogs on average smell alot more than cats. I never really said otherwise. I was just saying if you keep a dog bathed and feed them right, they don't generally have skin/fur problems/odors. I have 2 cats, and they are very affectionate. One is a giant maincoon(sp?) and the other is a plain black. They're both excellent pets but I think to call a cat better than a dog is incorrect on many levels. Once again it all depends on the owner raises the animal.
Then again I don't think brash uses rational thought very often. At least not on this forum. |
Wouldnt "better" be defined based on what the owner is looking for?
f**k it, nm, I'm not going to get involved in an argument this silly lol.
P.S. I like dogs.
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Tura
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 15:51 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | Wouldnt "better" be defined based on what the owner is looking for? |
bingo.
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Ishmael
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 15:52 Post subject:
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| Tura wrote: | | Quote: | | Wouldnt "better" be defined based on what the owner is looking for? |
bingo. |
I like doggies! (or is that doggys?)
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Tura
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 16:00 Post subject:
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| Ishmael wrote: | | Tura wrote: | | Quote: | | Wouldnt "better" be defined based on what the owner is looking for? |
bingo. |
I like doggies! (or is that doggys?) |
Either way people know what you're talking about. I dunno ask wikipedia!
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Callaren
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 16:04 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | dogs are so needy ... |
Cats are needy for attention too. The only difference is a dog will give you loyalty alot more often than a cat will.
-my cat follows me around a lot
| Quote: | | all they do is shit and p**s everywhere |
Yeah, if you're a white trash owner who doesn't bother to potty train an animal because you have responsibility issues.
- think they shit a lot? get a goose. we had 2. shit EVERYWHERE
| Quote: | | you have to walk them |
God forbid you have a reason to exercise...
-use a harness. dogs get out of leashes pretty easy if
Oh yeah, cats don't defficate do they? Not to mention cats crap inside your house in a litter box that you have to clean almost daily.
-i can't wait for our 2 kittens to start s******g outside. they actually play in the litter box so there's litter everywhere
| Quote: | | always be around to let them out |
Oh noz!!1 here comes the responsibility monster again!
-doggie doors
| Quote: | | pet them constantly |
If you feel like petting your animal is a burden I question why you got them in the first place.
-/nod
| Quote: | | half of them bark incessantly at any moving object |
The half of them that are not taken care of or trained properly will indeed bark because its their instinct. When a burglar is slitting your throat while you sleep make sure to thank your cat for alerting you!
-one time I saw my cat walking down the street next to someone like a well trained dog. she'll probably purr and rub up on my killer
| Quote: | | jump all over everyone they see, dig up your yard, chew up your shoes, they beg for everything |
If you can't discipline your pet i'd hate to see how you'll handle your children.
-get dogs after the teething stage then
| Quote: | | they all smell horrible. |
I guess some people just find them smelly. If you keep them clean they probably won't stink.
-the cats themselves don't stink. even my cat that goes outside and rolls around in the dirt doesn't stink
| Quote: | | having a dog is like raising a retarded child |
-some dogs are pretty smart without training
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kbarr
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Posted: 09/15/05 - 16:29 Post subject:
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| Brash wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Brash wrote: | dogs are so needy ... all they do is shit and p**s everywhere , you have to walk them , pick up the shit , always be around to let them out , pet them constantly , half of them bark incessantly at any moving object, jump all over everyone they see, dig up your yard, chew up your shoes, they beg for everything and for f***s sake they all smell horrible.
having a dog is like raising a retarded child .
cats > dogs any day . |
Like we needed more proof what a scumbag you are.
A cat person...
/chuckle |
you train your dog to attack your wife when you are not around or to drunk to do it yourself ? |
Liberal cat lover.
You need to be burned alive on stage.
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