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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 02:08    Post subject: britney spears likes to masterbate infront of guys Reply with quote

thoughts?
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 02:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

she can come on over
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 02:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

unless it's me i couldn't care less
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 02:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think it's hawt
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 02:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it were true I would say she just took another step towards becoming a porn star
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 04:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

my senior synthesis teacher, coach lad, took a classroom consensus of how many people found brittany spears attractive.

about 3 out of 20+ seniors found themselves with a raised hand.

about 12 or so explanations of why she isn't attractive were given, then 3 more of how she WAS attractive.

one said she probably has is a sweet girl with nothing smart to say, and that is what he regarded as beauty.
others told of a person's form of composure as a human in a structured world, and i said little to nothing, yes, probably nothing, because i didn't care.

i was dissinterested because i could sense that the convesation was bout to end up on the concept of relationships. something i'm also somewhat indifferent towards.

i coasted that day, but learned that although very pretty, she wasn't anyone would want around for more than the whole 15 minutes they needed to get to know her.

by that i mean she's a tramp.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 04:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

bet you every one of those 20 guys have beaten off to her at one time or another though.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 05:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

i can honestly say that i've never even had the desire to beat off to her. i've skipped over hyperlinks to pics of her while beating off, if that says anything.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 06:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

Faerdal wrote:
i can honestly say that i've never even had the desire to beat off to her. i've skipped over hyperlinks to pics of her while beating off, if that says anything.


It does say that you have an inefficient strategy for beating off.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 08:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where did you find out such information, bobby!? I must read it first hand!
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 09:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

ya dude, **** symbols who act like s***s lose all of thier atractiveness for me.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 11:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

here's a copy/paste so i don't have to type it again:


10:57|<@r00ternator> apparently she did an interview
10:57|<@Xarpolis> where !?
10:57|<@r00ternator> and on her new cd, one of her songs is talking about pleasuring yourself or something
10:57|<@r00ternator> and the interviewer was like, umm, what's up with this song
10:58|<@Xarpolis> I love watching chicks masterbate... it's hot as shit. and... I can't wait for this video to be released on Kazaa or some shit ;p
10:58|<@r00ternator> and britney is like, well, it's about a sacred event that we all know everyone takes part in
10:58|<@r00ternator> and i just felt the desire to write a song about it
10:58|<@r00ternator> and at some point she said she likes that it turns guys on too or something
10:59|<@r00ternator> i heard it at like 7:40am so i was kinda sleepy and the details are sktechy
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 11:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

She was just saying that she enjoys masturbation, not in front of guys.


That shit would go straight from the E! and MTV channels, striaght to Fox11 News headlines....
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 11:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

And straight to my left hand. Nihau!
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 12:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Syke wrote:
She was just saying that she enjoys masturbation, not in front of guys.


That shit would go straight from the E! and MTV channels, striaght to Fox11 News headlines....



I BET SHE DID IT FOR THAT f*g SHE WAS f****n BEFORE
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 12:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

she has already said she was interested in porn =p
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 12:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

she did ? woah
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 12:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet she masturbates with a blingin' spinner vibrator, swiss clockwork vibration calibrated to the atomic clock or some shit.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 12:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

i know i do
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 13:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

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britney spears likes to masterbate infront of guys


This raises the question, who doesn't????
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 13:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiluvas wrote:
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britney spears likes to masterbate infront of guys


This raises the question, who doesn't????


i was about to ask just that.


haha, about those 20 guys, yeah they probably have, but chances are **** is the onlything that attracts them to her.

she'd probably drive em crazy in real life
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 13:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

I couldn't be in a relationship with her for sure...her voice, mannerism, intelligence, etc doesn't stack up to her **** appeal at all.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 13:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

She has the 'Shaquille O'Neal look' in her eyes. She looks empty-headed, like there's nothing on the other side of the window.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 13:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

i bet if she revealed every possible personal fact about her self, with a tone of honsety, and trust, people would be all over her.

personality changes everything with people, i'm sure lesbians would hunt her down.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 15:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet she'd be a decent lay sirs.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 15:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure she is, even the greatest f*g in all the land (Mr. Timberlake) switched sides to hit it.
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ATM Banana wrote:
my senior synthesis teacher, coach lad, took a classroom consensus of how many people found brittany spears attractive.

about 3 out of 20+ seniors found themselves with a raised hand.

about 12 or so explanations of why she isn't attractive were given, then 3 more of how she WAS attractive.

one said she probably has is a sweet girl with nothing smart to say, and that is what he regarded as beauty.
others told of a person's form of composure as a human in a structured world, and i said little to nothing, yes, probably nothing, because i didn't care.

i was dissinterested because i could sense that the convesation was bout to end up on the concept of relationships. something i'm also somewhat indifferent towards.

i coasted that day, but learned that although very pretty, she wasn't anyone would want around for more than the whole 15 minutes they needed to get to know her.

by that i mean she's a tramp.



This is more an exercise in peer pressure. It would not be considered "cool" to find her attractive in your circle, so most don't.

I have stood right next to her and watched her do her thing and I can say with complete confidence she is a top shelf piece of ass. She isn't a 10 but she is withoutadoubt a solid 8 1/2 ,9. She is a little muscular and if she wasn't working out all the time i see her with a large ass in her mid 30s. But right now, she is grade A prime beef. And thats just her looks, she is a real sweetheart IRL, super nice and friendly to everyone no matter who it was.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 17:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd bang it, and stay there afterward... I'm sure she's not a complete b***h, so she'd be worth talking to.
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 18:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am a firm believer in "catch and release"

She'd be a fun one nighter, even a weekend.

If we had the same interests (yea right) i might consider dating her, as long as she hasnt let all her fame go to her head. (what are the chances that it hasnt)
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PostPosted: 11/15/03 - 19:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

As long as all of her fame was directed at MY head, then it would be ok.
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