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Frashii
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1338
Location: Anchorage, AK
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 Posted: 04/16/03 - 19:18 Post subject: bar fingers...
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to
hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," the man replied."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes
the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a
couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or
Paper towels in the ladies room."
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Booker
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 2562
Location: Corvallis, Oregon
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 19:38 Post subject:
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oh dear GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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the flower princess
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 986
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 19:44 Post subject:
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Good joke. 
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Buntz
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 3340
Location: Banner Elk, N.C.
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 19:45 Post subject:
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weak..
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Minion
Guest
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 19:46 Post subject:
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What concerns me is that if I were in his position I wouldn't have minded at all.
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the flower princess
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 986
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 19:48 Post subject:
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| Minion wrote: | | What concerns me is that if I were in his position I wouldn't have minded at all. |
I was gonna say that.....what's wrong with a little p***y fingers?
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Booker
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 2562
Location: Corvallis, Oregon
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 20:29 Post subject:
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no toilet paper, i.e. shit fingers
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the flower princess
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 986
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 20:55 Post subject:
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Girls don't just use toilet paper to whipe their asses........
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atarom
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Posted: 04/17/03 - 00:48 Post subject:
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mmmm, urine.
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FireIsFun
Luke Warm
Joined: 19 Jan 2003
Posts: 329
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Posted: 04/17/03 - 01:06 Post subject:
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| Booker wrote: | | no toilet paper, i.e. shit fingers |
I Think You'd Notice Were A Girl To Come Up To You With Shit All Over Her Hands And Start Rubbing Your Face.
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Finigan
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3817
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Posted: 04/17/03 - 01:55 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | I Think You'd Notice Were A Girl To Come Up To You With Shit All Over Her Hands And Start Rubbing Your Face. |
What if she was black. And you had no sense of smell?
I r teh winnar.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 04/17/03 - 02:09 Post subject:
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you're a f****n sumbass.
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 04/17/03 - 09:27 Post subject:
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eqchanter
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 04 Dec 2002
Posts: 1544
Location: tennessee
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Posted: 04/17/03 - 09:35 Post subject:
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thats where i would have bit off her fingers and busted her face up on the bar. id go to jail but it would be worth it
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