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kireol
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Xarpolis
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He's pretty much hit the nail on the head. I'm impressed.
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Devook
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Posted: 10/05/05 - 23:14 Post subject:
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| Xarpolis wrote: | | He's pretty much hit the nail on the repost. I'm impressed. |
lolz
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Pags
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I stopped reading after #30 or so :/
Only ones that made me laugh were:
| Quote: | Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. |
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kireol
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Posted: 10/05/05 - 23:18 Post subject:
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| Devook wrote: | | Xarpolis wrote: | | He's pretty much hit the nail on the repost. I'm impressed. |
lolz |
prove it!@
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Jakanden
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Posted: 10/05/05 - 23:52 Post subject:
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This thing is f*****g old. I have a copy of it from 2001 on my hard drive heh
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Okami
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Posted: 10/06/05 - 00:02 Post subject:
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ya, old. Now, people have been sending submissions for the past few years, so it's no longer a "top 100". Now, its two 100 lists, Plus others.
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Samiam
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Posted: 10/06/05 - 00:34 Post subject: Re: attn: evil overlords
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| kireol wrote: | http://www.proft.org/tips/evil.html
good list in case you ever want to take over the world or something. |
This guy has a gold mine here and may not know it. He should immediately translate this to Chinese and print it in a small book (large font, one tip every other page, of course). It's Sun Tse for the 21st century. "The Art of Being an Evil Overlord". I like it.
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Devook
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kireol
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Posted: 10/06/05 - 00:40 Post subject:
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damn you!
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Jakanden
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Silvermouse
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| Quote: | | I will never employ any device with a digital count-down. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable. I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation. |
best
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Luturb
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# If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw. |
My favorite.
| Quote: | | Any data files of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb. |
honorable mention
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atarom
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Posted: 10/06/05 - 05:26 Post subject:
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| Luturb wrote: | | Quote: | #
# If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw. |
My favorite.
| Quote: | | Any data files of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb. |
honorable mention |
lololol 1.45
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