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Frax
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 Posted: 03/14/05 - 11:22 Post subject: "I'd like to go in and meet with President Kerry"
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2005 Forecast
One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry".
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away..
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man answered,
"Oh, I understand.
I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow".
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khrath
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Posted: 03/14/05 - 11:26 Post subject:
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excellent
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 03/14/05 - 11:26 Post subject:
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hahaha
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kireol
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Joined: 02 Aug 2003
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Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Posted: 03/14/05 - 12:03 Post subject:
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Little Fire Fighter
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> A fire fighter was working on an engine outside the station when he
noticed
> the little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off
> the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl
was
> wearing a fire fighters helmet and the wagon was being pulled by her
dog and
> her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
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> "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter said with
admiration.
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> "Thanks" said the little girl.
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> The fire fighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied
the
> wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
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> "Little Partner", the fire fighter said, "Idon't want to tell you how
to
> run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar too,
> I think you could go faster."
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> The little girl replied thoughtfully, " You're probably right, but
then I
> wouldn't have a siren
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 03/14/05 - 12:06 Post subject:
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That joke was funny 3 elections ago ... 
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Occulis
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 03/14/05 - 12:07 Post subject:
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:O
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wellspoken
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Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 7137
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Posted: 03/14/05 - 16:00 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | Little Fire Fighter
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> A fire fighter was working on an engine outside the station when he
noticed
> the little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off
> the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl
was
> wearing a fire fighters helmet and the wagon was being pulled by her
dog and
> her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
>
> "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter said with
admiration.
>
> "Thanks" said the little girl.
>
> The fire fighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied
the
> wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>
> "Little Partner", the fire fighter said, "Idon't want to tell you how
to
> run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar too,
> I think you could go faster."
>
> The little girl replied thoughtfully, " You're probably right, but
then I
> wouldn't have a siren |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Kilzalot
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/14/05 - 16:21 Post subject:
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hhahahahahaha that's great! 
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