goatface
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 10/18/04 - 18:31 Post subject: (joke) - Bush and Kerry at the barbershop
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G.W.Bush and John Kerry accidentally wound up at the same barbershop at
the same time while stopping for a little touchup as they were campaigning.
As
they sat in adjacent chairs, worked on by different barbers, not a word
was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear
it would turn to politics.
As the barbers each finished their haircuts, the one working on Kerry
reached for some scented hair tonic to splash on, but Kerry quickly
held up
his hand, smiled, and said, "No thanks, Johnny! My wife, Teresa
(Ta-ray-za), will smell that and think I've been
gallivanting in a whorehouse!" Everyone in his entourage laughed.
The other barber turned to Bush and said, "I suppose you don't want any
tonic on your hair either, Mr. President?" Bush replied, "No, go ahead,
Mike. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
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