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Ciladar
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Baha
Sir Postalot

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 1214
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 01:09 Post subject:
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I think ouch is a better word. wow. i bet he did regret it.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 8575
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 03:14 Post subject:
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AHAHAH
Neighbors heard his screaming and rushed him to hospital, where doctors sewed his penis back on.
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Overon
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 14 Oct 2002 Posts: 3602
Location: PLANE OF PIXIES
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 03:56 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | “I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!” |
what website is this again?
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cheese
Luke Warm

Joined: 08 Dec 2004 Posts: 241
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 10:14 Post subject:
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if he is so poor that he can't afford meds for his wife how the hell did he pay to have his penis attached back on. He should have put a bullet in his head would make more sense.
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Starks
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 17 Oct 2002 Posts: 865
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 12:06 Post subject:
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The first time I cut off my penis I got $5
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Ciladar
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 12:37 Post subject:
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| Overon wrote: | | Quote: | | “I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!” |
what website is this again? |
| Quote: | | http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6692249/ |
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Rennol
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3741
Location: Charleston, IL
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 14:11 Post subject:
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| Quote: | “The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. All’s well that ends well,” said doctor Srecko Djordjevic, who performed the operation.
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stickynutz
Luke Warm

Joined: 25 Oct 2002 Posts: 498
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 21:29 Post subject:
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Of all the thigns to do why the penis? I mean f**k like cut off your arm or something. Why the penis??!? And isnt it cold out there in sibera? bet it was hard to chop that lil f****r on a log in -30 degree temp.
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quotison
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 1594
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 21:36 Post subject:
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You're confusing Serbia with Siberia.
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Manuva
Banned

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 2536
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 22:27 Post subject:
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I imagine serbia is pretty f****n cold this time of year as well!
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Yellow Journalist
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Posts: 1973
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Posted: 12/14/04 - 22:39 Post subject:
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I think whats even more funny is the "girlfriend lap pillow" on that same page.
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Qaldyin
Sir Postalot

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 1346
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Posted: 12/15/04 - 02:37 Post subject:
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Yea, but why cut your d**k off? Crazy Serbs.
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Mugaaz
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 3576
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Posted: 12/15/04 - 06:34 Post subject:
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Serbia doesn't get that cold, I used to live there.
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