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"Sad Serb axes penis, then regrets decision"

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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 00:26    Post subject: "Sad Serb axes penis, then regrets decision" Reply with quote

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6692249/

one word....Hah!
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 01:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think ouch is a better word. wow. i bet he did regret it.
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 03:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

AHAHAH

Neighbors heard his screaming and rushed him to hospital, where doctors sewed his penis back on.
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 03:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

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“I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!”


what website is this again?
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 10:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

if he is so poor that he can't afford meds for his wife how the hell did he pay to have his penis attached back on. He should have put a bullet in his head would make more sense.
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 12:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

The first time I cut off my penis I got $5
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 12:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

Overon wrote:
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“I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!”


what website is this again?


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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6692249/
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 14:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

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“The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. All’s well that ends well,” said doctor Srecko Djordjevic, who performed the operation.



woot
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 21:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of all the thigns to do why the penis? I mean f**k like cut off your arm or something. Why the penis??!? And isnt it cold out there in sibera? bet it was hard to chop that lil f****r on a log in -30 degree temp.
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 21:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're confusing Serbia with Siberia.
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 22:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

I imagine serbia is pretty f****n cold this time of year as well!
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PostPosted: 12/14/04 - 22:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think whats even more funny is the "girlfriend lap pillow" on that same page.
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PostPosted: 12/15/04 - 02:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea, but why cut your d**k off? Crazy Serbs.
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PostPosted: 12/15/04 - 06:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

Serbia doesn't get that cold, I used to live there.
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