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Plat4PoP
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 14376
Location: USA
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 06:06 Post subject: $8 Million Dog
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Diesel Sued for $8 Million Over Dog Attack
Vin Diesel is being sued for a massive $8 million by a man who claims he was bitten in the crotch by the movie hunk's dog. Scriptwriter Michael Kerner alleges he was attacked by the Fast And The Furious star's 170 pound mastiff dog, Roman, when he visited his house to discuss a project they were working on together. The suit alleges the dog "lunged at (Kerner) for no reason and clamped down on his crotch", leaving the writer with "deep lacerations, nerve damage, loss of physical sensation, psychological harm and mental distress". Kerner reportedly received hospital treatment and "three stitches in his penis and two in his scrotum" after the incident. The case is due for a jury trial on 16 June next year.
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Zwadrich
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 5015
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 07:05 Post subject:
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Lol, nothing more to say
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 07:06 Post subject:
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i want a movie star's dog to bite ME in the crotch =(
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 13:13 Post subject:
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BlingBling
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 20 Dec 2002 Posts: 944
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 14:08 Post subject:
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thats not a mastiff
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 14:09 Post subject:
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| BlingBling wrote: | | thats not a mastiff |
Tell me what it is then, you a*****e.
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BlingBling
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 20 Dec 2002 Posts: 944
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 14:12 Post subject:
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f****r prolly had penut butter on his balls
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Plat4PoP
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 14376
Location: USA
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 15:15 Post subject:
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| BlingBling wrote: | | f****r prolly had penut butter on his balls |
This made me happy Thank You sir!
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 15:17 Post subject:
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what kinda dog is that again blingbling?
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BlingBling
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 20 Dec 2002 Posts: 944
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 16:20 Post subject:
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your mom (that breed of dog)
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 16:24 Post subject:
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wow
i'm crying now, that stung so bad
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 16:26 Post subject:
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People wonder why my distaste for kids is so intense.
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Ciladar
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 15 Oct 2002 Posts: 3765
Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 16:27 Post subject:
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/comfort Paco
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Callaren
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 03 Dec 2003 Posts: 1598
Location: South Jersey
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 16:55 Post subject:
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[quote=BlingBling]f****r prolly had penut butter on his balls[/quote]
Taken from Road Trip?
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Endraven
Luke Warm

Joined: 17 Mar 2003 Posts: 384
Location: Chicago
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 19:19 Post subject:
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no, from sesame street
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GruntingCod
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 6399
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 19:34 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | People wonder why my distaste for kids is so intense. |
AHAHAHAH! Wonderful, you have made my day once again today Kbarr. Thank you sir.
Although I will bow to you this time.
/bow
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brsund08
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Joined: 25 Jul 2008 Posts: 27
Location: minnesota
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Posted: 07/25/08 - 17:16 Post subject:
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damn that would suck 8mil for a dog bite thats like thouse fatties at mcdonalds that sue for the dumbest reasons
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Hyndan
Total Newbie

Joined: 24 Jul 2008 Posts: 15
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Posted: 07/27/08 - 18:02 Post subject:
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Ouch...That's gotta hurt. For both side actually...The dog bite and having to pay $8 million.
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Mime
Total Newbie

Joined: 26 Jul 2008 Posts: 45
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Posted: 07/28/08 - 14:13 Post subject: haha
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lesson learned
Dont store steak in pants.
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lord_drafus
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Joined: 28 Jul 2008 Posts: 60
Location: Falador
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Posted: 07/29/08 - 01:44 Post subject:
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Guest... why don't you like the taste of kids...?
Also vin diesel should pay the guy the money, that would be so terrible to have that kinda damage to that kinda area... seriously
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Darkjudge
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Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 40
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Posted: 08/02/08 - 13:35 Post subject:
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| BlingBling wrote: | | f****r prolly had penut butter on his balls |
man thanks for that, I needed a good laugh
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WrecklessDriver
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Joined: 19 Jul 2008 Posts: 41
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Posted: 08/03/08 - 00:50 Post subject:
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Wow thats pathetic .. Sues a friend bc his dog bites in on his ball ? Sad way to get money tbh , if he weren't famous it would've been a 'hey it happens' sort of thing , unless this guy is so freaking stuck up and greedy . Ah , pretty sad . If i were the dog I would've finished the dog and ripped that whole sucker off . -.-
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Xenose3
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Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 36
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Posted: 08/03/08 - 07:19 Post subject:
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Hahaha, nice post BlingBling..
But damn .. makes me wince just reading about it.. that would HURT. I mean, I don't really agree with the whole sueing part about it.. Just a way for the man to get some money I think, but yeah.
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Redphat
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Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 12
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Posted: 08/04/08 - 11:32 Post subject:
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wtf
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underkover19
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Joined: 04 Aug 2008 Posts: 12
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Posted: 08/04/08 - 23:57 Post subject:
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I honestly don't understand how much mental distress this person must be going through for him to think that it's equivalent to $8million. Seriously.
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Darksaberx
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Joined: 21 Jul 2008 Posts: 20
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Posted: 08/05/08 - 15:21 Post subject:
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| underkover19 wrote: | | I honestly don't understand how much mental distress this person must be going through for him to think that it's equivalent to $8million. Seriously. |
i can, thats your balls.
just hearing about somebody taking a dog bite straight to the groin makes me cringe in pain.
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italianstud
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Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 10
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Posted: 08/07/08 - 15:29 Post subject:
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poor dog
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Thedudeman316
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Joined: 13 Aug 2008 Posts: 16
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Posted: 08/14/08 - 14:01 Post subject:
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i'd only pay 9 mil for a dog if it was a mech that i could ride around in and destroy buildings and rain forests, or a beautiful woman i could have fux with.
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Serphx
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Joined: 11 Aug 2008 Posts: 19
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Posted: 08/19/08 - 10:56 Post subject:
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lmao poor guy .-.not..
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Monkey11
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Joined: 19 Aug 2008 Posts: 18
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Posted: 08/19/08 - 21:57 Post subject:
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omg lol.. id let a dog bite me in the crotch for 8 million any day
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