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Occulis
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 Posted: 12/21/03 - 14:43 Post subject: Your most memorable close call?
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Close calls... could be anything from almost getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar to falling off a building and barely missing a pit full of razors to sprinting out the back door of a trailer when the ho's husband comes home.
What's your closest?
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NinjaBurger
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Joined: 01 Sep 2003
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Location: St. Louis
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 14:46 Post subject:
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Back when I was 15 (and stealing)
We went to the local grocery store to steal some alcohol, and then my friend grabbed something off the checkout lane, and then they asked to search us. Of course, I'm scared shitless because my parents would've probably sent me off to military school if I would have got caught, but then some other kids bust in making a ruckus, and draw attention away so I could run.
Of course, I didn't come back for quite a while ^^
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lauren000
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002
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Location: colorado springs
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 14:47 Post subject:
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I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall.
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Majy
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 16:14 Post subject:
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This is probably not my best story of a "close call" but I don't feel like thinking so I'll just do a recent one! yay.
So we're having a party at my frat house, and low and behold the fire alarm goes off... the firemen eventually get there and everyone's supposed to stand outside. It's real cold though (this was a couple of weeks ago) and I'm real drunk and so I decide to go back into the house through the basement door. I got caught, and kicked out. So I'm out in the cold again, and I'm like "f**k it!" and ran through the basement door again, and this time they weren't down there, but I heard them coming downstairs, so I ran behind the bar and ducked down and hid.. I heard them come down the stairs and through one of the doors (there's 2 on different side of each other) and I quickly made my escape through the other door upstairs. Unfortunately, my ninja sneaking skills were at an all time low and they heard me so a couple of them proceeded upstairs... I ran up to the 3rd floor and started trying to open every door so I could go in and lock myself in, but they were all locked... the firemen were getting closer... just as they were about to get up to the 3rd floor I tried the door to a room that was currently unoccupied. It opened, and I quickly locked the door behind me "whew" I said as I passed out on the mattress "that was close." It turned out earlier a girl got raped in that room, which was weird and unfortunate for my frat. I don't know why I was running and hiding from firemen, but it sure was a close call.
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 16:15 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
There's a threadender if I've ever seen one.
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Akronn
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 16:17 Post subject:
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After a fraternity party in which I had many beers, myself and a couple of friends decided to hit up the nearby Ram's Horn to fill our stomachs and sober up a bit. While on the way home (about a 30 minute drive), I got stopped by a cop around 3am for performing an illegal right turn on red.
I can't believe he didn't give me a breathilzer test (they always do at that hour!), and although not 'drunk,' there's no way I was gonna pass it. I've been a whole lot more careful after that...
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Jakanden
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Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 16:38 Post subject:
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Mine would have to be going into a guardrail on a motorcycle at 50mph and surviving heh. I was pretty f****d up (Broken ribs, leg, half my face was swollen shut, staples in my thigh, etc..) but I survived =)
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TASB
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 1104
Location: The Outback
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 18:32 Post subject:
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When I was about 10 I used to hang out with the kid over the back fence. The fence was high about 10 feet. There was a single pine fence post near near the fence that was left over from an old veggie patch. I used to stand on this post to look over and talk to him. One day I was standing on the post on tip toes and slipped and fell. The post went straight into my ribs. However I just bounced off it after taking zero damage and only having minor bruising and being winded.
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Kantiz
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Location: Harrisburg, PA
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 18:58 Post subject:
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One time, I was about to click the Post button, but I saw that I had misspelled a word, and I was like, woah, that was close.
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Yabden
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Location: Ohio
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 19:51 Post subject:
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4 wheeling with my cousins we were driving around some hills on some path we have never been on. We were going pretty fast but I could see the trail suddenly ending and wondered what it was, it was getting dark out and I was up front so I decided to stop and so did my 2 cousins and it turned out there was about a 30 foot straight dropoff there about 5 feet in front of us we all would have went over.
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 20:35 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL
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lauren000
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002
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Location: colorado springs
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 20:40 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL |
I'm not kidding lol never try to hang yourself in a closet.
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 20:43 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL |
I'm not kidding lol never try to hang yourself in a closet. |
You misunderstand.
I didn't think you were joking.
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lauren000
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Location: colorado springs
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 20:59 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL |
I'm not kidding lol never try to hang yourself in a closet. |
You misunderstand.
I didn't think you were joking. |
you know you'd miss me if I had died kbarr. I'm atleast a quality scapegoat, that you can put all your blame and hatred on from time to time.
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Majy
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 20:59 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL |
I'm not kidding lol never try to hang yourself in a closet. |
You misunderstand.
I didn't think you were joking. |
You're a piece of shit, Kbarr.
Oh, and Janoth's story for some reason reminded me of that time when I was 15 and my BAC was at a .394 and most likely over .40 before I got to the hospital... I should have tecnhically died, but lucky for you guys I'm still around to drink another day.
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Faerdal
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 21:04 Post subject:
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| Majy wrote: | | Oh, and Janoth's story for some reason reminded me of that time when I was 15 and my BAC was at a .394 and most likely over .40 before I got to the hospital... I should have tecnhically died, but lucky for you guys I'm still around to drink another day. |
Here's hoping that you don't learn from your mistakes. Most people who willingly drink themselves to a .4 probably don't have the intelligence to muster up much self-preservation anyway.
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Majy
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 21:19 Post subject:
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| Faerdal wrote: | | Here's hoping that you don't learn from your mistakes. Most people who willingly drink themselves to a .4 probably don't have the intelligence to muster up much self-preservation anyway. |
lol, you're so ignorant. I was a kid and had only just begun my days of consuming alcohol. I hardly knew what I was doing let alone that "Wild Turkey" was gonna f**k me up that bad. You try too hard to act like you know everything about everything and what's good for everyone, but you never think about what you're saying.
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Frax
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 21:23 Post subject:
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| Kantiz wrote: | | One time, I was about to click the Post button, but I saw that I had misspelled a word, and I was like, woah, that was close. |
Like, whoa!
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 21:54 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL |
I'm not kidding lol never try to hang yourself in a closet. |
You misunderstand.
I didn't think you were joking. |
you know you'd miss me if I had died kbarr. I'm atleast a quality scapegoat, that you can put all your blame and hatred on from time to time. |
Please, you must be very impressed with yourself to think I put all my hate on you. I just find you comical, not worth my hate:)
You cease to exist a millisecond after I click to a different post.
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 21:56 Post subject:
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| Majy wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL |
I'm not kidding lol never try to hang yourself in a closet. |
You misunderstand.
I didn't think you were joking. |
You're a piece of shit, Kbarr.
Oh, and Janoth's story for some reason reminded me of that time when I was 15 and my BAC was at a .394 and most likely over .40 before I got to the hospital... I should have tecnhically died, but lucky for you guys I'm still around to drink another day. |
Long Island, blowhard, drunk, jewish teen.
LOL
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hitachi
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Location: Maryland
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 22:00 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Majy wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL |
I'm not kidding lol never try to hang yourself in a closet. |
You misunderstand.
I didn't think you were joking. |
You're a piece of shit, Kbarr.
Oh, and Janoth's story for some reason reminded me of that time when I was 15 and my BAC was at a .394 and most likely over .40 before I got to the hospital... I should have tecnhically died, but lucky for you guys I'm still around to drink another day. |
Long Island, blowhard, drunk, jewish teen.
LOL |
ADJECTIVES WIN THE DAY AGAIN YOU SAY?!
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Gethy
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 22:01 Post subject:
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| hitachi wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Majy wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL |
I'm not kidding lol never try to hang yourself in a closet. |
You misunderstand.
I didn't think you were joking. |
You're a piece of shit, Kbarr.
Oh, and Janoth's story for some reason reminded me of that time when I was 15 and my BAC was at a .394 and most likely over .40 before I got to the hospital... I should have tecnhically died, but lucky for you guys I'm still around to drink another day. |
Long Island, blowhard, drunk, jewish teen.
LOL |
ADJECTIVES WIN THE DAY AGAIN YOU SAY?! |
Comin' up next.. an old man takin' a bath.
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Majy
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 22:15 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Majy wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL |
I'm not kidding lol never try to hang yourself in a closet. |
You misunderstand.
I didn't think you were joking. |
You're a piece of shit, Kbarr.
Oh, and Janoth's story for some reason reminded me of that time when I was 15 and my BAC was at a .394 and most likely over .40 before I got to the hospital... I should have tecnhically died, but lucky for you guys I'm still around to drink another day. |
Long Island, blowhard, drunk, jewish teen.
LOL |
You were no different at my age, except you were more of a minority... which likely attributes to why you're often such a p***k. You have a rotten personality, Kbarr. I'm sorry for you.
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 22:52 Post subject:
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| Majy wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Majy wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | | I hung myself and woke up leaned against the wall. |
LOL |
I'm not kidding lol never try to hang yourself in a closet. |
You misunderstand.
I didn't think you were joking. |
You're a piece of shit, Kbarr.
Oh, and Janoth's story for some reason reminded me of that time when I was 15 and my BAC was at a .394 and most likely over .40 before I got to the hospital... I should have tecnhically died, but lucky for you guys I'm still around to drink another day. |
Long Island, blowhard, drunk, jewish teen.
LOL |
You were no different at my age, except you were more of a minority... which likely attributes to why you're often such a p***k. You have a rotten personality, Kbarr. I'm sorry for you. |
Part of my personality is rotten and you love when I aim it at you, you punk:) I would never show you the oh so happy and friendly Kbarr. I save that for special people, not drunk, teenaged blowhard, jew knowitalls, from long island. They are the absolute worst.
And tell the truth. You don't feel sorry for me, you really feel sorry for yourself.
Don't you:)
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Majy
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 23:04 Post subject:
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Not for anything Kbarr but you came from a wealthy Long Island family as well and I don't doubt for a second you were blowhard as you are now or that you drank when you were younger. As for aiming your shallow criticisms at my religion, that's just pathetic... but I guess that's simply what you are. No, I really do feel sorry for you Kbarr. It's too late for you to change who you are, and who you are is a sorry, weak individual. I'd like to meet anyone who knows the part of your personality which isn't sub-dickhead and see if even they could say something nice about you. You are an egotistical, pompous p***k who is for some reason out to get everyone around him. You are the absolute worst, Kbarr. You.
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 23:19 Post subject:
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| Majy wrote: | | Not for anything Kbarr but you came from a wealthy Long Island family as well and I don't doubt for a second you were blowhard as you are now or that you drank when you were younger. As for aiming your shallow what you are. No, I really do feel sorry for you Kbarr. It's too late for you to change who you are, and who you are is a sorry, weak individual. I'd like to meet anyone who knows the part of your personality which isn't sub-dickhead and see if even they could say something nice about you. You are an egotistical, pompous p***k who is for some reason out to get everyone around him. You are the absolute worst, Kbarr. You. |
Not everyone a*****e. Can you read? Or is it that your parents have been blowing smoke up your ass about how great you are, for so long, you decided its not important to pay attention to anyone but yourself. About you being a jew, thats just a fact and wasn't a criticism. Drunk, knowitall jewish teens ARE the worst. They NEVER shut up, cry like babies when they get locked up, talk SO much shit, and yell about who their parents know. As shrill and annoying as they are, that is over shadowed by how funny they are to watch in the cage, what a hoot!!!
I love to play with punks and little blowhard a******s such as yourself. Its fun to pull your strings:)
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Majy
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 23:33 Post subject:
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Just goes to show how judgemental and stubborn you are. Can you get it into your tiny brain that you can't stereotype people, or do you enjoy making yourself look like a fool? You argue with everyone and never make any valid points... you do dig yourself deeper into your shithole though. Maybe you should try looking at things from someone elses point of view other than your own, because sorry to tell you guy but you are a very insignificant speck on this planet. I remember at one point in time I got so up into your head you signed into realpoor chat and constantly typed in all capital letters things like "HAHA LITTLE KID NOBODY LIKES YOU" for approximately 30 minutes as everyone tried desperately to ignore you. It was mildly amusing, but altogether pathetic. Wonder if we can reach this pinnacle of your intelligence once again. How much can this jewish teenage blowhard drunk get under your skin Kbarr? I do hope it's a lot, shitbag. Let the good times roll.
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 23:41 Post subject:
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| Majy wrote: | | Just goes to show how judgemental and stubborn you are. Can you get it into your tiny brain that you can't stereotype people, or do you enjoy making yourself look like a fool? You argue with everyone and never make any valid points... you do dig yourself deeper into your shithole though. Maybe you should try looking at things from someone elses point of view other than your own, because sorry to tell you guy but you are a very insignificant speck on this planet. I remember at one point in time I got so up into your head you signed into realpoor chat and constantly typed in all capital letters things like "HAHA LITTLE KID NOBODY LIKES YOU" for approximately 30 minutes as everyone tried desperately to ignore you. It was mildly amusing, but altogether pathetic. Wonder if we can reach this pinnacle of your intelligence once again. How much can this jewish teenage blowhard drunk get under your skin Kbarr? I do hope it's a lot, shitbag. Let the good times roll. |
You are the A-typical drunken , jewish knowitall, punk teen. Mom and dad pay for mostly everything and you think you deserve it all, because they have been telling you that your whole life. And you believe it:)
You ARE the stereotype!
Now hurry, give me 500 words on why you aren't an a*****e.
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Majy
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 23:44 Post subject:
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How bout I give you 5,000 on why you are?
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Posted: 12/21/03 - 23:49 Post subject:
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| Majy wrote: | | How bout I give you 5,000 on why you are? |
I'm the p***k with the rotten personality, remember? YOU are the drunk, knowitall, jewish punk. In short, an a*****e. Lets get it straight.
BTW, you havent been around much, did you get a real job yet or are you still a f*****g leech?
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