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Aluaeia
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Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 5670
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 00:27 Post subject: You MAY suck at EverQuest if...
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You lack the ability to read a map.
You lack the ability to corellate colors and concepts. (e.g. - someone invites you to come to earth wing in BoT, but you can't figure out that brown = earth, so you have to ask which direction it is!)
You are sub par in skill at one class, so you play a second class to back them up (bonus points if you consider yourself superior to people who only play one character)
You put non-tradeskill related vendor trash drops on your bazaar mule for incredibly high prices. Bonus points if you put common vendor sold items up for sale at multiples of what a vendor in PoK sells them for.
These are all that I can think of at the moment, Please feel free to add to them.
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GruntingCod
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 6399
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 00:38 Post subject:
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You say it sucks.
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halfbent
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2944
Location: Kentwood, Mi
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 01:59 Post subject: Re: You MAY suck at EverQuest if...
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| Aluaeia wrote: | | Bonus points if you put common vendor sold items up for sale at multiples of what a vendor in PoK sells them for. |
I think what's worse are the people that will actually buy them from said trader mule.
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Tolanin
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 3551
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 02:30 Post subject: Re: You MAY suck at EverQuest if...
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| Aluaeia wrote: | You lack the ability to read a map.
You lack the ability to corellate colors and concepts. (e.g. - someone invites you to come to earth wing in BoT, but you can't figure out that brown = earth, so you have to ask which direction it is!)
You are sub par in skill at one class, so you play a second class to back them up (bonus points if you consider yourself superior to people who only play one character)
You put non-tradeskill related vendor trash drops on your bazaar mule for incredibly high prices. Bonus points if you put common vendor sold items up for sale at multiples of what a vendor in PoK sells them for.
These are all that I can think of at the moment, Please feel free to add to them. |
but.. all the things that you said are smart things, sellin stuff at high prices = good for you, bots = good, questions = good, !!@! I Thin you might suk at EQ>>!!! =x
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Finigan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 3817
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 03:44 Post subject: Re: You MAY suck at EverQuest if...
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| halfbent wrote: |
I think what's worse are the people that will actually buy them from said trader mule. |
OMG U HAVE PERIDOTS ONLY 50PP EACH? PLZ SELL ME ALL.
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Frehya
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 2398
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 04:19 Post subject:
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sorry, they are rare drop, I should only sell you 2.
I played so long without maps that I cant get used to the idea that I even have them, let alone remember to look at them. so I suck
colors in BoT? I barely remember BoT.
Yes, I do suck.
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Gethy
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 5599
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 04:26 Post subject:
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| Frehya wrote: | sorry, they are rare drop, I should only sell you 2.
I played so long without maps that I cant get used to the idea that I even have them, let alone remember to look at them. so I suck
colors in BoT? I barely remember BoT.
Yes, I do suck. |
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HIT BACKSPACE EITHER. HOW f*****g INCONVENIENT.
But, really, I suck at EQ.
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 12 Oct 2002 Posts: 11015
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 15:48 Post subject:
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I can't believe the frequency I've heard this one, and it always pertains to Dragons:
"Is apprehensive ok?"
Just because they are large and scary doesn't make them immune to the /con system. If they say "scowling" or "threatening", they will kill you. If they don't, they will let you run right up to them!
This goes for all mobs. So if you should encounter "Fellborn, Cursing Bloodfeaster of the Godless Chasm" and he cons "dubiously", don't be afraid to walk by.
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Tolanin
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 3551
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 16:01 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | I can't believe the frequency I've heard this one, and it always pertains to Dragons:
"Is apprehensive ok?"
Just because they are large and scary doesn't make them immune to the /con system. If they say "scowling" or "threatening", they will kill you. If they don't, they will let you run right up to them!
This goes for all mobs. So if you should encounter "Fellborn, Cursing Bloodfeaster of the Godless Chasm" and he cons "dubiously", don't be afraid to walk by. |
Its obvious sony uses the con system to trick us, I cant count how many times i have thought dubious was ok and the mob just kills me, so just stfu newb you obviously have no idea wtf your talking about.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 16:44 Post subject:
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| Tolanin wrote: | | Its obvious sony uses the con system to trick us, I cant count how many times i have thought dubious was ok and the mob just kills me, so just stfu newb you obviously have no idea wtf your talking about. |
You're confused, man. Sorry.
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 8750
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 18:48 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy_Inlilcoatt wrote: | | Who the hell still hunts in BoT?! |
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor

Joined: 11 Oct 2002 Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 19:36 Post subject:
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you cant figure out how to make a CH hotkey and jam it over and over.
you cant figure out how to make a taunt hotkey and jam it over and over.
you cant figure out how to make backstab and evade hotkeys and jam them over and over.
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Juwel
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Joined: 01 Feb 2003 Posts: 156
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Posted: 01/01/04 - 19:52 Post subject:
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Dubious is bad?!? Someone explain...
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teeroyoyort
Luke Warm

Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 312
Location: Pembroke Pines, FL
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Posted: 01/02/04 - 06:56 Post subject:
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maybe he means that some mobs will assist... if you agro em lol
but then they become threateningly!
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Sponge
Total Newbie

Joined: 24 Jan 2003 Posts: 21
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Posted: 01/03/04 - 20:19 Post subject:
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1) Your idea of the Perfect group always has a Warrior, a Cleric, and an Enchanter in it.
2) Dreadlands was your Highlight of EQ
3) You were Owned by "a Snow Bunny"
4) Your guild is "The Valorous Red and Blue and Green but not Black Dragonslayers of the Temple of the Wind and Water and Earth but not Fire Guardians" TVRaBaGbNBDSotTotWaWaEbNFG for short.
5) You cant get anywhere that doesnt have a PoK Stone, LoY Map, Wizard Spire or Druid Ring.
6) You Character is Gaanddalllf.. And he is an assling druid
7) You Exploit 1 Mil pp and buy gear.. yet you still get owned by that damn snow bunny because it hits hard and uh stuff~11!
Your mind thinks to fast for your fingers.. so if your typing: Hello Roughbeard, How are you doing today? you get: HEllio ROguebard, Howare youd oing oday ////
9) You run out of the Bazaar arena right before I am going to kill you!BAH! Then I just fight you again and when I have you down to 15% /disc Mighty
10) Your idea of camping an item is going into the Bazaar and waiting for it to come on sale
Thats all I have for now
Roughbeard Softwhiskers
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motherface
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Joined: 12 Mar 2003 Posts: 3407
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Posted: 01/04/04 - 03:48 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy_Inlilcoatt wrote: | | Who the hell still hunts in BoT?! |
Who the hell still calls it "hunting"? We's huntin' wabbits.
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Renork
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 23 Jun 2003 Posts: 6283
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Posted: 01/04/04 - 04:03 Post subject:
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4) Your guild is "The Valorous Red and Blue and Green but not Black Dragonslayers of the Temple of the Wind and Water and Earth but not Fire Guardians" TVRaBaGbNBDSotTotWaWaEbNFG for short.
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i dont know why but this made me laugh realy hard then laugh becasue i was laughing
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Sakii
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Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 64
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Posted: 01/04/04 - 22:21 Post subject:
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you might suck at everquest if....
..... instead of mass transing raid at RZ encounter, you port your group to s ro:)
JK Tinkle, thought it was just funny:)
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