You MAY suck at EverQuest if...

You lack the ability to read a map.

You lack the ability to corellate colors and concepts. (e.g. - someone invites you to come to earth wing in BoT, but you can't figure out that brown = earth, so you have to ask which direction it is!)

You are sub par in skill at one class, so you play a second class to back them up (bonus points if you consider yourself superior to people who only play one character)

You put non-tradeskill related vendor trash drops on your bazaar mule for incredibly high prices. Bonus points if you put common vendor sold items up for sale at multiples of what a vendor in PoK sells them for.

These are all that I can think of at the moment, Please feel free to add to them.

You say it sucks.

Aluaeia wrote:

Bonus points if you put common vendor sold items up for sale at multiples of what a vendor in PoK sells them for.

I think what's worse are the people that will actually buy them from said trader mule.

Aluaeia wrote:

You lack the ability to read a map. You lack the ability to corellate colors and concepts. (e.g. - someone invites you to come to earth wing in BoT, but you can't figure out that brown = earth, so you have to ask which direction it is!) You are sub par in skill at one class, so you play a second class to back them up (bonus points if you consider yourself superior to people who only play one character) You put non-tradeskill related vendor trash drops on your bazaar mule for incredibly high prices. Bonus points if you put common vendor sold items up for sale at multiples of what a vendor in PoK sells them for. These are all that I can think of at the moment, Please feel free to add to them.

but.. all the things that you said are smart things, sellin stuff at high prices = good for you, bots = good, questions = good, !!@! I Thin you might suk at EQ>>!!! =x

halfbent wrote:

I think what's worse are the people that will actually buy them from said trader mule.

OMG U HAVE PERIDOTS ONLY 50PP EACH? PLZ SELL ME ALL.

sorry, they are rare drop, I should only sell you 2.


I played so long without maps that I cant get used to the idea that I even have them, let alone remember to look at them. so I suck

colors in BoT? I barely remember BoT.

Yes, I do suck.

Frehya wrote:

sorry, they are rare drop, I should only sell you 2. I played so long without maps that I cant get used to the idea that I even have them, let alone remember to look at them. so I suck colors in BoT? I barely remember BoT. Yes, I do suck.

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HIT BACKSPACE EITHER. HOW f*****g INCONVENIENT.

But, really, I suck at EQ.

I can't believe the frequency I've heard this one, and it always pertains to Dragons:

"Is apprehensive ok?"

Just because they are large and scary doesn't make them immune to the /con system. If they say "scowling" or "threatening", they will kill you. If they don't, they will let you run right up to them!

This goes for all mobs. So if you should encounter "Fellborn, Cursing Bloodfeaster of the Godless Chasm" and he cons "dubiously", don't be afraid to walk by.

Silvermouse wrote:

I can't believe the frequency I've heard this one, and it always pertains to Dragons: "Is apprehensive ok?" Just because they are large and scary doesn't make them immune to the /con system. If they say "scowling" or "threatening", they will kill you. If they don't, they will let you run right up to them! This goes for all mobs. So if you should encounter "Fellborn, Cursing Bloodfeaster of the Godless Chasm" and he cons "dubiously", don't be afraid to walk by.

Its obvious sony uses the con system to trick us, I cant count how many times i have thought dubious was ok and the mob just kills me, so just stfu newb you obviously have no idea wtf your talking about.

Tolanin wrote:

Its obvious sony uses the con system to trick us, I cant count how many times i have thought dubious was ok and the mob just kills me, so just stfu newb you obviously have no idea wtf your talking about.

You're confused, man. Sorry.

Fattguyy_Inlilcoatt wrote:

Who the hell still hunts in BoT?!

choexondix

you cant figure out how to make a CH hotkey and jam it over and over.

you cant figure out how to make a taunt hotkey and jam it over and over.

you cant figure out how to make backstab and evade hotkeys and jam them over and over.

Dubious is bad?!? Someone explain...

maybe he means that some mobs will assist... if you agro em lol

but then they become threateningly!

1) Your idea of the Perfect group always has a Warrior, a Cleric, and an Enchanter in it.
2) Dreadlands was your Highlight of EQ
3) You were Owned by "a Snow Bunny"
4) Your guild is "The Valorous Red and Blue and Green but not Black Dragonslayers of the Temple of the Wind and Water and Earth but not Fire Guardians" TVRaBaGbNBDSotTotWaWaEbNFG for short.
5) You cant get anywhere that doesnt have a PoK Stone, LoY Map, Wizard Spire or Druid Ring.
6) You Character is Gaanddalllf.. And he is an assling druid
7) You Exploit 1 Mil pp and buy gear.. yet you still get owned by that damn snow bunny because it hits hard and uh stuff~11!
8) Your mind thinks to fast for your fingers.. so if your typing: Hello Roughbeard, How are you doing today? you get: HEllio ROguebard, Howare youd oing oday ////
9) You run out of the Bazaar arena right before I am going to kill you!BAH! Then I just fight you again and when I have you down to 15% /disc Mighty
10) Your idea of camping an item is going into the Bazaar and waiting for it to come on sale

Thats all I have for now

Roughbeard Softwhiskers

Fattguyy_Inlilcoatt wrote:

Who the hell still hunts in BoT?!

Who the hell still calls it "hunting"? We's huntin' wabbits.

Sponge wrote:

4) Your guild is "The Valorous Red and Blue and Green but not Black Dragonslayers of the Temple of the Wind and Water and Earth but not Fire Guardians" TVRaBaGbNBDSotTotWaWaEbNFG for short.

i dont know why but this made me laugh realy hard then laugh becasue i was laughing

you might suck at everquest if....




..... instead of mass transing raid at RZ encounter, you port your group to s ro:)


JK Tinkle, thought it was just funny:)