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Paden
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 Posted: 09/02/04 - 18:37 Post subject: Would you let a guy do you up the butt for 5 billion?
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well?
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 18:40 Post subject:
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For 5 billion american dollars today, yes.
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Rycrias
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 18:42 Post subject:
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For 5 million? Hell yes. Id even put it live on pay per view. 
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AC Slater
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 18:44 Post subject:
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i'd probably take $400
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compusmack
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 18:46 Post subject:
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So long as you wouldn't get any diseases, i'd do it for 1 million cash after taxes lol That money could do wonders to supplement my income, pay off my house, finance investments, etc. I might want quite a bit more depending on who would know about it though. Less people that knew, the better.
1 bad night of suffering < retiring years earlier and wealthier
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Kin
Luke Warm
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 18:46 Post subject:
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for $5,000,000,000 i'd do almost anything
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Luturb
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 18:47 Post subject:
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| AC Slater wrote: | | i'd probably take $400 |
There's at least one honest man here.
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 18:48 Post subject:
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Some people would do it for free...
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Devook
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 18:51 Post subject:
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Wait, you could get payed for it?
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 18:52 Post subject:
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I wouldnt do anything more from the range of 100,000 to 5,000,000,000.
I would not kill or steal or hurt anyone for that money.
But for $10,000 you can do me up the butt anytime.
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Xarpolis
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Location: Philly, PA
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 19:00 Post subject:
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Yes. Yes I would.
I'd even give a hummer afterward if it was required =/
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xeqer
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Joined: 24 Oct 2002
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 19:22 Post subject:
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I'd specify that it has to be on April 15th, and just convince myself that it was part of paying taxes, then yes.
Or if Kerry gets elected, take it the day after he takes office, and just consider it part of the program.
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median
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Location: Hamillton, Canada
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 19:25 Post subject:
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There is one thing you all must remember , it's an old saying:
"A man can build bridges his whole life, but once he takes one in the ass , people don't remember him as an engineer......."
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Celestra
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 19:26 Post subject:
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ok this thread made me laugh
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 19:32 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | | Some people would do it for free... |
I would.
The whole million dollar thing as far as I'm concerned is just gravy.. getting paid for something I would have done anyways.
And Compu.. dude.. just get some lube and/or some poppers and RELAX. It's not THAT bad.... sheesh.
You make it sound as if it's the same as getting stabbed through the throat. There are worse, much worse things in life, that much I promise you.
-Nah-
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Yellow Journalist
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 20:05 Post subject:
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well time to auction my ass off on Ebay !!
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Maelstrom
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Montréal
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 21:26 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Maelstrom wrote: | | Some people would do it for free... |
I would.
The whole million dollar thing as far as I'm concerned is just gravy.. getting paid for something I would have done anyways.
And Compu.. dude.. just get some lube and/or some poppers and RELAX. It's not THAT bad.... sheesh.
You make it sound as if it's the same as getting stabbed through the throat. There are worse, much worse things in life, that much I promise you.
-Jesus- |
If you say so.
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pyrgomache
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 21:28 Post subject:
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| Devook wrote: | | Wait, you could get payed for it? |
You stole my avatar! At least...the show from which the avatar came! You b*****d, I'll KILL YOU!
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kemble
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Location: MI
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 21:30 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Maelstrom wrote: | | Some people would do it for free... |
I would.
The whole million dollar thing as far as I'm concerned is just gravy.. getting paid for something I would have done anyways.
And Compu.. dude.. just get some lube and/or some poppers and RELAX. It's not THAT bad.... sheesh.
You make it sound as if it's the same as getting stabbed through the throat. There are worse, much worse things in life, that much I promise you.
-Jesus- |
Have you ever heard of the 'San Francisco Jacks' Nahu?
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gotissues68
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 21:32 Post subject:
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I would, they could televise it and I'd even give a reach around if required.
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Finigan
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 21:33 Post subject:
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It depends on the dude and the size of his penis.
If it was Carl Weathers I would do it for 100 bucks
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 21:40 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Maelstrom wrote: | | Some people would do it for free... |
I would.
The whole million dollar thing as far as I'm concerned is just gravy.. getting paid for something I would have done anyways.
And Compu.. dude.. just get some lube and/or some poppers and RELAX. It's not THAT bad.... sheesh.
You make it sound as if it's the same as getting stabbed through the throat. There are worse, much worse things in life, that much I promise you.
-Jesus- |
If you say so. |
Please try to not be a moron for just one second. Have you ever done a woman up the ass? Have you heard her say she'd rather be stabbed in the throat rather than do that again?
Are you really so stupid or do you try to think of the stupidest possible things to say?
-Nah-
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 21:41 Post subject:
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| kemble wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Maelstrom wrote: | | Some people would do it for free... |
I would.
The whole million dollar thing as far as I'm concerned is just gravy.. getting paid for something I would have done anyways.
And Compu.. dude.. just get some lube and/or some poppers and RELAX. It's not THAT bad.... sheesh.
You make it sound as if it's the same as getting stabbed through the throat. There are worse, much worse things in life, that much I promise you.
-Jesus- |
Have you ever heard of the 'San Francisco Jacks' Nahu? |
No.. what is it... ?
Do I want to know?
-Nah-
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Scrabler
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 21:47 Post subject:
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I would let someone shoot me for that $$ before I'd take it up the butt..though I just might for that much cash. But yeah I would rather take a knife to the neck instead also, as long as my jugular vein isn't sliced open and I bleed to death.
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kemble
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Location: MI
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 22:02 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | kemble wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Maelstrom wrote: | | Some people would do it for free... |
I would.
The whole million dollar thing as far as I'm concerned is just gravy.. getting paid for something I would have done anyways.
And Compu.. dude.. just get some lube and/or some poppers and RELAX. It's not THAT bad.... sheesh.
You make it sound as if it's the same as getting stabbed through the throat. There are worse, much worse things in life, that much I promise you.
-Jesus- |
Have you ever heard of the 'San Francisco Jacks' Nahu? |
No.. what is it... ?
Do I want to know?
-Jesus- |
415 267-6999 best recorded message ever. the rules are the best.
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kemble
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Location: MI
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 22:04 Post subject:
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P.S. I don't swing that way, there just happens to be a Detroit radio station whos morning show was made aware of this organization. The guys voice that does the recording is classic IMO.
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WhiteWidow
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 22:14 Post subject:
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man, i'd get aids for 5 bil.
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 22:18 Post subject:
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Why would I pay $5 billion to let a guy f**k me up the ass when I can just go on craigslist and get a tranny to do it for $150?
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 22:28 Post subject:
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Given the assumption that I wouldn't be killed/diseased/jailed/hurt as a side effect, I'd do just about anything for $5 billion. However, if we're going for minimum required payments, I'll take it up the ass for free (the above assumptions still apply).
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 09/02/04 - 22:33 Post subject:
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Hiding in my horseradish infested town of shittiness.
I think Tizitchy just drove by my house.
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