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Would you be mad? (Thanksgiving)

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Yes, you pig!
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Occulis
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 18:18    Post subject: Would you be mad? (Thanksgiving) Reply with quote

I have a pumpkin pie and a pecan pie with me. I have 5 hours left on shift @ work. If you were my grandmother, and I came to your house with 6/8ths of a pecan pie and an untouched pumpkin pie - would you be mad?
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 18:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it was for Thanksgiving dinner, then I would be partially mad, but Grandmothers thrive on trying to make their grandchildren obese. I f*****g sware on it.
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 18:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

my grandmother offers food occasionally, but i've met gruntingcod's grand-mother, she uses at least 35% lard in everything she cooks.
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 18:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

man

the grandma of one gf i had would cook these f*****g green beans in a skillet and, no exaggeration, the skillet was 1/4" (or more) deep with bacon grease. holy hot p**s
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 18:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dunn wrote:
man

the grandma of one gf i had would cook these f*****g green beans in a skillet and, no exaggeration, the skillet was 1/4" (or more) deep with bacon grease. holy hot p**s


haha, that sounds appetizing, if i were a starving ethiopian.
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 18:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd slap your ass silly, then write you out of my will. Keep your dirty hands out of grandma's pie.
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 18:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's my pie! I bought 2 pies for 6 people to eat.

I'm gonna eat it! You can't stop me!
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 18:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

grandma's don't get mad you silly thing...tell her you were taste testing cause someone else got one from the same bakery and it was icky tasting and ya wanted to make sure it was OK?
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 19:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bake your own pies slacker, thats what I do. Hell I get invited to family gatherings just for my pies some times :\
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 19:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mogling wrote:
Bake your own pies slacker, thats what I do. Hell I get invited to family gatherings just for my pies some times :\


What a girl!

JK, I cook and shit too.
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 19:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

i baked brownies, cookies, pies, and pastries, and i eat it all.

i'm 152 lbs.

my metabolism pwns fat people.
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 19:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude your weight means nothing without height. You could be 4' 8" and weight that.
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 19:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you heard the song, "Big n****r Dicks" ?
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 19:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

You will go to hell for this Dunn.

Once there you will be forced to wear an actual rainbow afro.
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PostPosted: 11/26/03 - 20:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celestra wrote:
You will go to hell for this Dunn.

Once there you will be forced to wear an actual rainbow afro.


Yay!!! ... I think? Shocked
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