Would you be mad? (Thanksgiving)
Mad?
Total Votes : 22
| Yes, you pig! |
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22% [ 5 ] |
| No way, lol, you pig. |
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77% [ 17 ] |
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I have a pumpkin pie and a pecan pie with me. I have 5 hours left on shift @ work. If you were my grandmother, and I came to your house with 6/8ths of a pecan pie and an untouched pumpkin pie - would you be mad?
If it was for Thanksgiving dinner, then I would be partially mad, but Grandmothers thrive on trying to make their grandchildren obese. I f*****g sware on it.
my grandmother offers food occasionally, but i've met gruntingcod's grand-mother, she uses at least 35% lard in everything she cooks.
man
the grandma of one gf i had would cook these f*****g green beans in a skillet and, no exaggeration, the skillet was 1/4" (or more) deep with bacon grease. holy hot p**s
the grandma of one gf i had would cook these f*****g green beans in a skillet and, no exaggeration, the skillet was 1/4" (or more) deep with bacon grease. holy hot p**s
| Dunn wrote: |
man the grandma of one gf i had would cook these f*****g green beans in a skillet and, no exaggeration, the skillet was 1/4" (or more) deep with bacon grease. holy hot p**s |
haha, that sounds appetizing, if i were a starving ethiopian.
I'd slap your a*s silly, then write you out of my will. Keep your dirty hands out of grandma's pie.
It's my pie! I bought 2 pies for 6 people to eat.
I'm gonna eat it! You can't stop me!
I'm gonna eat it! You can't stop me!
grandma's don't get mad you silly thing...tell her you were taste testing cause someone else got one from the same bakery and it was icky tasting and ya wanted to make sure it was OK?
Bake your own pies slacker, thats what I do. Hell I get invited to family gatherings just for my pies some times :\
| Mogling wrote: |
Bake your own pies slacker, thats what I do. Hell I get invited to family gatherings just for my pies some times :\ |
What a girl!
JK, I cook and shit too.
i baked brownies, cookies, pies, and pastries, and i eat it all.
i'm 152 lbs.
my metabolism pwns fat people.
i'm 152 lbs.
my metabolism pwns fat people.
Dude your weight means nothing without height. You could be 4' 8" and weight that.
Have you heard the song, "Big n****r Dicks" ?
You will go to hell for this Dunn.
Once there you will be forced to wear an actual rainbow afro.
Once there you will be forced to wear an actual rainbow afro.
| Celestra wrote: |
You will go to hell for this Dunn. Once there you will be forced to wear an actual rainbow afro. |
Yay!!! ... I think?
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