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Occulis
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 Posted: 11/26/03 - 18:18 Post subject: Would you be mad? (Thanksgiving)
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I have a pumpkin pie and a pecan pie with me. I have 5 hours left on shift @ work. If you were my grandmother, and I came to your house with 6/8ths of a pecan pie and an untouched pumpkin pie - would you be mad?
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GruntingCod
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 18:19 Post subject:
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If it was for Thanksgiving dinner, then I would be partially mad, but Grandmothers thrive on trying to make their grandchildren obese. I f*****g sware on it.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 18:20 Post subject:
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my grandmother offers food occasionally, but i've met gruntingcod's grand-mother, she uses at least 35% lard in everything she cooks.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 18:22 Post subject:
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man
the grandma of one gf i had would cook these f*****g green beans in a skillet and, no exaggeration, the skillet was 1/4" (or more) deep with bacon grease. holy hot p**s
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 18:23 Post subject:
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| Dunn wrote: | man
the grandma of one gf i had would cook these f*****g green beans in a skillet and, no exaggeration, the skillet was 1/4" (or more) deep with bacon grease. holy hot p**s |
haha, that sounds appetizing, if i were a starving ethiopian.
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sinrakin
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 18:28 Post subject:
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I'd slap your ass silly, then write you out of my will. Keep your dirty hands out of grandma's pie.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 18:37 Post subject:
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It's my pie! I bought 2 pies for 6 people to eat.
I'm gonna eat it! You can't stop me!
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Tamena
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 18:52 Post subject:
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grandma's don't get mad you silly thing...tell her you were taste testing cause someone else got one from the same bakery and it was icky tasting and ya wanted to make sure it was OK?
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Mogling
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:02 Post subject:
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Bake your own pies slacker, thats what I do. Hell I get invited to family gatherings just for my pies some times :\
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:06 Post subject:
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| Mogling wrote: | | Bake your own pies slacker, thats what I do. Hell I get invited to family gatherings just for my pies some times :\ |
What a girl!
JK, I cook and shit too.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:09 Post subject:
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i baked brownies, cookies, pies, and pastries, and i eat it all.
i'm 152 lbs.
my metabolism pwns fat people.
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:10 Post subject:
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Dude your weight means nothing without height. You could be 4' 8" and weight that.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:16 Post subject:
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Have you heard the song, "Big n****r Dicks" ?
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 19:54 Post subject:
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You will go to hell for this Dunn.
Once there you will be forced to wear an actual rainbow afro.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 20:06 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | You will go to hell for this Dunn.
Once there you will be forced to wear an actual rainbow afro. |
Yay!!! ... I think? 
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