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Nahualli
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 Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:02 Post subject: Woohoo!! I had a date FINALLY!
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I met this guy Joseph who wanted me to help him learn Spanish. He's fluent in Italian so it was pretty easy going.
By the end of the night were speaking French 
No ****.. but that's quite alright. I have all the time in the world.
-Nah-
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gotissues68
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:05 Post subject:
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rock on dude congrats
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:05 Post subject:
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You should go bang Millia instead.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:06 Post subject:
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| Mugaaz wrote: | | You should go bang Millia instead. |
Hahahahaha..... I thought we'd been over this? 
-Nah-
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Alerik
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:06 Post subject:
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a*****e =/ p***y. Sorry, but there is something gratifying about something that wets itself when it is around, instead of making the dong smell like the butt.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:07 Post subject:
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Besides... me and Milla chatted on the phone earlier. We agreed it would never work out between us. She's saving herself for Kbarr anyways.
-Nah-
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:08 Post subject:
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| Alerik wrote: | | a*****e =/ p***y. Sorry, but there is something gratifying about something that wets itself when it is around, instead of making the dong smell like the butt. |
Oh you mean something that someone not only practically p****s out of, but bleeds out of also?
Sorry man but an a*****e can be scrubbed just as clean as a p***y, in case that thought hadn't crossed your mind.
Or do you not wash your ass?
-Nah-
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:10 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Mugaaz wrote: | | You should go bang Millia instead. |
Hahahahaha..... I thought we'd been over this?
-Jesus- |
Dude I just read that thread, and I don't what youre beliefs regarding any type of **** are but give me a break. This I can make out with them for the physical intamacy thing but it's not ****.
Last time I hung out with one of my friends after he got dumped and we were playing street fighter, I don't remember us making out. Maybe that's just us but I dunno, I'm pretty sure others are like that too.
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kireol
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:15 Post subject:
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didnt you just break up with your other BF? spend some time alone, you'll learn more about yourself that way
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:17 Post subject:
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| Mugaaz wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Mugaaz wrote: | | You should go bang Millia instead. |
Hahahahaha..... I thought we'd been over this?
-Jesus- |
Dude I just read that thread, and I don't what youre beliefs regarding any type of **** are but give me a break. This I can make out with them for the physical intamacy thing but it's not ****.
Last time I hung out with one of my friends after he got dumped and we were playing street fighter, I don't remember us making out. Maybe that's just us but I dunno, I'm pretty sure others are like that too. |
Ok, so we've established that you read the thread, now let's talk about if you understood it. Apparantely you did not.
Take this girl for instance. She's one of my best friends, name not important.
http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/2446e8ad/bc/peekchores/MORE+Marci+and+Josh.jpg?bf9hrQBBwvuX8Tu3
Now, she's not a dog by any means. She's pretty cute. Well one night I found myself drunk off my ass and next thing I know I'm shoving my tongue down this girl's throat, and we had a pretty good time. I even got an erection. Now... I am obviously not able to "carry out" my male "obligations"because I can'keep it up for girls. However I was very definitely aroused by the mere physical contact with her.
Do you understand now? You seem to think I'm saying that anytime you get close to someone you're going to get a stiffy, that's not what I meant at all about YOU. That's what I meant about ME. I am not able to have **** to completion with a woman (I've tried) but I can still be aroused by the mere physical contact of one.
-Nah-
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:20 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | | didnt you just break up with your other BF? spend some time alone, you'll learn more about yourself that way |
I'm sorry I was sort of under the impression that being around other people was also part of the healing process.... or am I playing by a different book?
I'm perfectly capable of being on my own. I'm not moving in with the guy for god's sake it was a coffee date that ended up being a tiny bit more than that.
-Nah-
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kireol
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:22 Post subject:
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it's cool and all yer going out. yer obviously excited. just dont go moving in like ya said.
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:23 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Mugaaz wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Mugaaz wrote: | | You should go bang Millia instead. |
Hahahahaha..... I thought we'd been over this?
-Jesus- |
Dude I just read that thread, and I don't what youre beliefs regarding any type of **** are but give me a break. This I can make out with them for the physical intamacy thing but it's not ****.
Last time I hung out with one of my friends after he got dumped and we were playing street fighter, I don't remember us making out. Maybe that's just us but I dunno, I'm pretty sure others are like that too. |
Ok, so we've established that you read the thread, now let's talk about if you understood it. Apparantely you did not.
Take this girl for instance. She's one of my best friends, name not important.
http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/2446e8ad/bc/peekchores/MORE+Marci+and+Josh.jpg?bf9hrQBBwvuX8Tu3
Now, she's not a dog by any means. She's pretty cute. Well one night I found myself drunk off my ass and next thing I know I'm shoving my tongue down this girl's throat, and we had a pretty good time. I even got an erection. Now... I am obviously not able to "carry out" my male compunctions because I can't get it up for girls. However I was very definitely aroused by the mere physical contact with her.
Do you understand now? You seem to think I'm saying that anytime you get close to someone you're going to get a stiffy, that's not what I meant at all about YOU. That's what I meant about ME. I am not able to have **** to completion with a woman (I've tried) but I can still be aroused by the mere physical contact of one.
-Jesus-[/b] |
Most women can't have **** to completion with men that doesnt make them lesbians =/ (even though that would be awesome)
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:28 Post subject:
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You keep taking it the opposite way. Listen, for god's sake, stop posting your shit.
If Milla Jovovich walked out of a crowd and threw me on the ground and proceeded to gyrate on my prostate form, grinding her hips against mine, I would get a hardon by mere presence of SOMEONE, ANYONE grinding on my f*****g hips. Think of it as not your best friend simply rubbing up against you but rather, you at a glory hole. If you stick your d**k through a hole in the wall and let someone suck it, wouldn't you get hard? Assume you were ASSURED it was a woman doing it. Would you, at the time, care if it was your sister? No. Your body is blind to that when it comes to raw carnal sensations. All your body recognizes is physical stimulus.
Are you understanding any of this yet or can you possibly be this stupid?
-Nah-
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:32 Post subject:
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To Summarize: your body is bisexual but your mind only likes it in the s*****r?
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 04:36 Post subject:
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| Aluaeia wrote: | | To Summarize: your body is bisexual but your mind only likes it in the s*****r? |
Something like that... it's a tiny bit simplistic but I think it's hitting close to the mark.
I'm really saying this about most humans in general. Humans are **** creatures. That means under the right circumstances, someone may be aroused in ways they don't expect and certainly don't approve of.
I think some people here need to take a human **** class or two... might help to open up the rusty pipe network in their minds just a tiny bit.
-Nah-
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Occulis
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 07:27 Post subject:
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i just want to know where my god-damned money is
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Cryz
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 11:14 Post subject:
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i think N-A-H-hoolie is a closet bi-**** and is just afraid to tell his gay friends he likes bewbs too
EDIT: i didnt wanna talk about jesus's **** ^_^
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Brash
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 11:44 Post subject: Re: Woohoo!! I had a date FINALLY!
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| Nahualli wrote: | I met this guy Joseph who wanted me to help him learn Spanish. He's fluent in Italian so it was pretty easy going.
By the end of the night were speaking French
No ****.. but that's quite alright. I have all the time in the world.
-Jesus- |
do it in the pooper !!!
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Wulfheart
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 11:48 Post subject:
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Nah make sure you bring that super pillow you got awhile ago on your next date. When he asks you what it is tell him youll demostrate later.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 12:49 Post subject:
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| Wulfheart wrote: | | Jesus make sure you bring that super pillow you got awhile ago on your next date. When he asks you what it is tell him youll demostrate later. |
I can't believe you still remember that .. hahahaha
-Nah-
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 12:51 Post subject:
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| Mugaaz wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Mugaaz wrote: | | You should go bang Millia instead. |
Hahahahaha..... I thought we'd been over this?
-Jesus- |
Dude I just read that thread, and I don't what youre beliefs regarding any type of **** are but give me a break. This I can make out with them for the physical intamacy thing but it's not ****.
Last time I hung out with one of my friends after he got dumped and we were playing street fighter, I don't remember us making out. Maybe that's just us but I dunno, I'm pretty sure others are like that too. |
Did you ever wrestle with your friends or something when you were young? Did you never get a chubby? Ever have an ugly chick rub your thigh or something and get a b***r? It's just the way the body works in response to **** stimuli.
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Wulfheart
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 12:55 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Wulfheart wrote: | | Jesus make sure you bring that super pillow you got awhile ago on your next date. When he asks you what it is tell him youll demostrate later. |
I can't believe you still remember that .. hahahaha
-Jesus- |
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ashwynd
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 13:01 Post subject:
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I think dating after getting out of a serious relationship is healthy, it helps the healing process. I know it helps getting over someone regardless if you were in a long term relationship, at least in my case  Congrats man and good luck with this one, even if it's just to have fun for the time being.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 13:12 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | i just want to know where my god-damned money is |
hahaha..... wtf? what money?
-Nah-
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 13:54 Post subject:
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Good for you Sisterlove Felt good to have someone interested again for you and not just because of security? I am proud of you.
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Occulis
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 15:20 Post subject:
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sar sarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
hero of the 9 kindgoms
sar sarrrrrrrr
leader of the light
*trumpet blast*
doo doo da doo!
edit: i misspelled kingdoms but didn't want to fix it
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Owyyn
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 17:04 Post subject:
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Nah, I think you need to find a girl with a strap on, and see how that goes.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 17:26 Post subject:
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| Owyyn wrote: | | Jesus, I think you need to find a girl with a strap on, and see how that goes. |
I think that might actually be more up your alley than mine
-Nah-
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 09/11/04 - 17:29 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | Mugaaz wrote: | | Nahualli wrote: | | Mugaaz wrote: | | You should go bang Millia instead. |
Hahahahaha..... I thought we'd been over this?
-Jesus- |
Dude I just read that thread, and I don't what youre beliefs regarding any type of **** are but give me a break. This I can make out with them for the physical intamacy thing but it's not ****.
Last time I hung out with one of my friends after he got dumped and we were playing street fighter, I don't remember us making out. Maybe that's just us but I dunno, I'm pretty sure others are like that too. |
Did you ever wrestle with your friends or something when you were young? Did you never get a chubby? Ever have an ugly chick rub your thigh or something and get a b***r? It's just the way the body works in response to **** stimuli. |
No to both.
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