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Toomuchtimeonhands
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 Posted: 09/15/03 - 15:36 Post subject: Women of Wal-Mart
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http://money.cnn.com/2003/09/15/news/companies/walmart_playboy/index.htm
Playboy wants Wal-Mart women
No. 1 retailer surprised by magazine's Web site's 'search for **** women.'
September 15, 2003: 3:17 PM EDT
NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - If you're a female cashier or a corporate officer at Wal-Mart, age 18 and over, and you're not afraid to shed your inhibitions in front of the camera, Playboy wants you.
Playboy.com announced Monday it is searching for the **** women at Wal-Mart Stores (WMT: Research, Estimates), the world's biggest retailer.
"Wal-Mart employees have a reputation for being cheerful and now Playboy.com is giving them a chance to smile for the camera," Playboy said in a press release. "Playboy.com wants Wal-Mart's **** assets to roll back their clothes and pose nude."
Playboy ran a similar-themed 'Women of Enron' last year and 'Women of Starbucks' photospreads in the magazine earlier this year. The Wal-Mart theme is the first for Playboy.com.
The offer took Wal-Mart by surprise.
"I'm not aware that Playboy put out something like this (referring to the press release)," said Tom Williams, spokesman for Wal-Mart. "But this is not a ballpark that Wal-Mart wants to play in."
He declined to say whether Wal-Mart would take any action against an employee who decided to take up Playboy's offer.
"We knew that this would be a very provocative thing for us to do," said John Thomas, editor of Playboy.com. "Wal-Mart has a conservative corporate image and we knew they wouldn't be thrilled. But we're hoping that the company will be pleased once they see how fun the pictures are and how empowered the women at Wal-Mart feel."
Recently Wal-Mart, in an effort to spread its wholesome image as a family store, said it would put covers on a few women's magazines that typically display racy pictures and story titles.
Bentonville, Ark.- based Wal-Mart also banned three men's magazines, including FHM, Maxim, and Stuff, earlier this year because it said it had received complaints from customers about their content.
In the past, Wal-Mart has refused to sell CDs that carry warning labels about explicit lyrics. Instead, the store sells sanitized versions of albums, with some songs omitted or covers redrawn to pass muster with the chain's buyers.
<slingblade voice> Mmmm-hmmmm
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Deroth
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Posted: 09/15/03 - 17:33 Post subject:
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As soon as I read the topic I started laughing.
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Paden
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Posted: 09/15/03 - 18:31 Post subject:
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Playboy sent me a thing in the mail saying i can get s subscription to playboy for 12$ a year! thats 1$ an issue WOW!
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 09/15/03 - 18:31 Post subject:
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Cool! And once they do the wal-mart spread, you can see your mom naked! 
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Paden
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Posted: 09/15/03 - 18:33 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | Cool! And once they do the wal-mart spread, you can see your mom naked! |
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Barnacle Bob
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Posted: 09/15/03 - 18:36 Post subject:
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I don't mean to rain on anyone's parade, but I've seen some less than desireable ladies working at Wal-Mart 
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Deroth
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Posted: 09/15/03 - 18:38 Post subject:
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I have never seen a women that ways less then 300 pounds at Wal Mart.
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Barnacle Bob
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Posted: 09/15/03 - 18:39 Post subject:
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| Deroth wrote: | | I have never seen a women that ways less then 300 pounds at Wal Mart. |
Good news Deroth!
Quotes and pictures work again!
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Luturb
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Posted: 09/15/03 - 18:43 Post subject:
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| Deroth wrote: | | I have never seen a women that ways less then 300 pounds at Wal Mart. |
Once they get the playboy airbrush job they will be flawless just like everyone in Playboy. Playboy will probably pay them 10x their annual salary at Walmart though.
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FoShizzo
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Location: Oly, Washington
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Posted: 09/15/03 - 18:46 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | Cool! And once they do the wal-mart spread, you can see your mom naked! |
whats just not cool...
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Spitulski
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 03:34 Post subject:
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I want Suzie, the cross-eyed mentally challenged door greeter as the spread. If they can fit her on 2 pages.
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compusmack
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 09:17 Post subject:
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| Barnacle Bob wrote: | | I don't mean to rain on anyone's parade, but I've seen some less than desireable ladies working at Wal-Mart |
There are quite a few quality college age girls working at stores like wal-mart.
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Stixl
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 09:24 Post subject:
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yeah, some pretty hot chicks work at the Walmart in Laffayette.. but if you've ever been in Laffayette before, theres just hot chicks everywhere. Of all the places i've been (NYC, Los Angelos, Dallas, Austin, Boston, Atlanta... yada yada) Lafayette had the best looking girls (as a whole). Followed by Austin ;0
uh... what were we talking about again?? walmart playboy spreads? 
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Clevinger
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 13:22 Post subject:
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| Stixl wrote: | yeah, some pretty hot chicks work at the Walmart in Laffayette.. but if you've ever been in Laffayette before, theres just hot chicks everywhere. Of all the places i've been (NYC, Los Angelos, Dallas, Austin, Boston, Atlanta... yada yada) Lafayette had the best looking girls (as a whole). Followed by Austin ;0
uh... what were we talking about again?? walmart playboy spreads? |
that austin comparision says great things about lafayette
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Occulis
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 14:28 Post subject:
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I'm in Charleston WV and can think of at least 9 hot girls who work at the Wal-Mart near me. They stick out because they're pretty.
I think it's pretty commendable, considering how s****y this state is. Those girls could easily be earning $2k to $4k per week stripping.
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Brael
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 14:32 Post subject:
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You mean you dont get a tear in your eye when you watch fox, nbc, etc at 3 am in the morning and they sing their song about how great west virginia is before they stop broadcasting for the night?
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Occulis
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 14:37 Post subject:
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| Brael wrote: | | You mean you dont get a tear in your eye when you watch fox, nbc, etc at 3 am in the morning and they sing their song about how great west virginia is before they stop broadcasting for the night? |
I had to sell my TV to pay for cinderblocks to put under the pickup truck 
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Akronn
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 14:50 Post subject:
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THIS IS HOT
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hitachi
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 14:57 Post subject:
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that west virginia mountain momma song that they play all f*****g night long. NO I WILL NOT COME VISIT YOUR BACKWATER c**t OF A STATE.
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Akronn
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 15:03 Post subject:
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 15:06 Post subject:
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Stop, Akronn. You're giving me a woody.
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Dapht
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Joined: 19 Oct 2002
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Location: ALaska
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 15:07 Post subject:
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Nothing like the Token old person and Token HANDICAPABLE person doing a l*****n spread on page 45. 
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Akronn
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 15:11 Post subject:
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Actually, there's a spread with this hot couple on page 45.
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Dapht
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Posted: 09/16/03 - 15:15 Post subject:
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Well he does look handicapable...But she isnt the token old person
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