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Frax
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Desflurane
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Typical... she didn't check her mirrors before changing lanes 
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 18:09 Post subject:
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They should make "female drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the cunty b*****s who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "stupid c**t" and toss a cigar butt at them from my big cigar butt holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:)
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Deiahova
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 20:14 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | They should make "female drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the cunty b*****s who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "stupid c**t" and toss a cigar butt at them from my big cigar butt holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
Lol, I agree with Kbarr on this issue. The fast lane was not made for going the speed limit. I hate it when people merge into your lane in-front of you just so they can go the exact same speed they were going in their previous lane. I'm always like, "wtf?!"
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Frehya
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 20:20 Post subject:
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They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:)
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Galdaria
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 20:37 Post subject:
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| Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
ROFL that was beautiful.
Kbarr smokes cigars, wow he just gets better and better. What a piece of trash. Fat overweight gun totin cigar smokin h****r f****n mexican story swappin divorced b*****d son having pig.
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Scrabler
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 20:40 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | | Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
ROFL that was beautiful.
Kbarr smokes cigars, wow he just gets better and better. What a piece of trash. Fat overweight gun totin cigar smokin h****r f****n mexican story swappin divorced b*****d son having pig. |
You need to find better insults..half of those aren't bad.
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kbarr
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Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 22:05 Post subject:
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| Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
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Majority of stupid drivers are female. The worst on the planet are chinese females and females one step out of a rain forest. Old females trail closley behind them.Old males after that. Of course there are bad drivers in both ****, but for the most part when I see a car doing something stupid. Its a female behind the wheel.
How many accidents have you handled? I know most involve a female driver, the vast majority in fact. That joke about female drives is not a running joke for no good reason, its based in fact.
Driving is an aggressive activity. Men are better at things like that. Its nature.
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 22:07 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | | Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
ROFL that was beautiful.
Kbarr smokes cigars, wow he just gets better and better. What a piece of trash. Fat overweight gun totin cigar smokin h****r f****n mexican story swappin divorced b*****d son having pig. |
SCABBY!
You seem angry, everything ok?
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Confused
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 22:08 Post subject:
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| Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
Your relativistic viewpoint does not apply to reality.
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Frehya
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 22:32 Post subject:
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How many accidents have you handled? I know most involve a female driver, the vast majority in fact. That joke about female drives is not a running joke for no good reason, its based in fact.
Driving is an aggressive activity. Men are better at things like that. Its nature. |
Yes but you gave me a great lead in to play with...... you must admit.
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Kukoc
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 22:35 Post subject:
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Well Kbarr, i gotta disagree with ya a bit. I drive pretty fast, and most of the times I'm passed its by chicks driving, eating, drinking, applying makeup and talking on their cell phones all at the same time. Because most of them know they can bat their pretty eyes at the 25 year old state troopers and get out of tickets.
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 22:40 Post subject:
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| Kukoc wrote: | | Well Kbarr, i gotta disagree with ya a bit. I drive pretty fast, and most of the times I'm passed its by chicks driving, eating, drinking, applying makeup and talking on their cell phones all at the same time. Because most of them know they can bat their pretty eyes at the 25 year old state troopers and get out of tickets. |
I can only speak for NYC and the surrounding areas.
Here, females are the worst.
One thing though, that joke about females who can't drive. I think its a nation wide phenomena, if not world wide. You might not be seeing the whole picture. And yes, I never gave a ticket to a good looking friendly female. b*****s got slammed.
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 22:41 Post subject:
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| Frehya wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: |
How many accidents have you handled? I know most involve a female driver, the vast majority in fact. That joke about female drives is not a running joke for no good reason, its based in fact.
Driving is an aggressive activity. Men are better at things like that. Its nature. |
Yes but you gave me a great lead in to play with...... you must admit. |
Ok, as long as you had fun with it. NP.
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Kukoc
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 22:42 Post subject:
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hey man i'm not tto far I'm only upstate!
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 23:07 Post subject:
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| Kukoc wrote: | | hey man i'm not tto far I'm only upstate! |
Above the bronx?
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Roskoe
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 23:10 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
Majority of stupid drivers are female. The worst on the planet are chinese females and females one step out of a rain forest. Old females trail closley behind them.Old males after that. Of course there are bad drivers in both ****, but for the most part when I see a car doing something stupid. Its a female behind the wheel.
How many accidents have you handled? I know most involve a female driver, the vast majority in fact. That joke about female drives is not a running joke for no good reason, its based in fact.
Driving is an aggressive activity. Men are better at things like that. Its nature. |
Hah. You've obviously never seen female hatians drive.
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 23:12 Post subject:
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| Roskoe wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
Majority of stupid drivers are female. The worst on the planet are chinese females and females one step out of a rain forest. Old females trail closley behind them.Old males after that. Of course there are bad drivers in both ****, but for the most part when I see a car doing something stupid. Its a female behind the wheel.
How many accidents have you handled? I know most involve a female driver, the vast majority in fact. That joke about female drives is not a running joke for no good reason, its based in fact.
Driving is an aggressive activity. Men are better at things like that. Its nature. |
Hah. You've obviously never seen female hatians drive. |
Um, I covered them with the rain forest comment.
Kbarr is ON THE BALL!
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Roskoe
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 23:15 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Roskoe wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
Majority of stupid drivers are female. The worst on the planet are chinese females and females one step out of a rain forest. Old females trail closley behind them.Old males after that. Of course there are bad drivers in both ****, but for the most part when I see a car doing something stupid. Its a female behind the wheel.
How many accidents have you handled? I know most involve a female driver, the vast majority in fact. That joke about female drives is not a running joke for no good reason, its based in fact.
Driving is an aggressive activity. Men are better at things like that. Its nature. |
Hah. You've obviously never seen female hatians drive. |
Um, I covered them with the rain forest comment.
Kbarr is ON THE BALL! |
There's no rain forest in Haiti. It's just a big toilet.
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Frax
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 23:18 Post subject:
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Ahh haiti.. 1994 we spent two months putting Aristide back into power (go go Clinton)..in 2003 we flew his ass out and said "don't come back" under Bush!
Bush 1, Clinton 0
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 23:21 Post subject:
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| Roskoe wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Roskoe wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
Majority of stupid drivers are female. The worst on the planet are chinese females and females one step out of a rain forest. Old females trail closley behind them.Old males after that. Of course there are bad drivers in both ****, but for the most part when I see a car doing something stupid. Its a female behind the wheel.
How many accidents have you handled? I know most involve a female driver, the vast majority in fact. That joke about female drives is not a running joke for no good reason, its based in fact.
Driving is an aggressive activity. Men are better at things like that. Its nature. |
Hah. You've obviously never seen female hatians drive. |
Um, I covered them with the rain forest comment.
Kbarr is ON THE BALL! |
There's no rain forest in Haiti. It's just a big toilet. |
You think hatians are native to that island?
LOL
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Kilzalot
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Posted: 05/30/05 - 08:11 Post subject:
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I remember going to the Indy500 in '01, there was a woman driving in that one as well and people were making such a big deal out of it. I remember her wrecking and it was teh funneh!~
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shinja mayoke
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Posted: 05/30/05 - 14:04 Post subject:
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Who the f**k doesnt like fast women?
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Okami
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Posted: 05/30/05 - 14:21 Post subject:
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I haven't noticed much of a **** based difference out here.
If someone is driving badly or just stupidly, it's usually because they are on a cell phone.
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Nictathan
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Posted: 05/30/05 - 15:30 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Kukoc wrote: | | Well Kbarr, i gotta disagree with ya a bit. I drive pretty fast, and most of the times I'm passed its by chicks driving, eating, drinking, applying makeup and talking on their cell phones all at the same time. Because most of them know they can bat their pretty eyes at the 25 year old state troopers and get out of tickets. |
I can only speak for NYC and the surrounding areas.
Here, females are the worst.
One thing though, that joke about females who can't drive. I think its a nation wide phenomena, if not world wide. You might not be seeing the whole picture. And yes, I never gave a ticket to a good looking friendly female. b*****s got slammed. |
I agree Kbarr.
In my family the following has happened:
My step mother has been in at least one accident where she stopped for a light and another person ran into her... probably stopped too fast. Another incident involving her inability to move my dad's truck around another vehicle parked in the drive way and scraped the side of it... this was my vehicle
My Ex wife was in 2 accidents, one her fault, one not though she could have prevented it I suppose. Hard to explain.
My sisters have all been the cause of an accident, that's 3 more.
My father and I? None. I've been pulled over only once and I ended up going away from that with a warning only. I have a perfectly clean driving record, have for many years, and I plan on keeping it that way.
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Brael
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Posted: 05/30/05 - 15:43 Post subject:
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Females drive worse.
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 05/30/05 - 15:50 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | | Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
ROFL that was beautiful.
Kbarr smokes cigars, wow he just gets better and better. What a piece of trash. Fat overweight gun totin cigar smokin h****r f****n mexican story swappin divorced b*****d son having pig. |
I strive to be all that and more.
Werd the f**k up. Could life get better than that?
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/30/05 - 16:49 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | | Frehya wrote: | They should make "male drivers" lanes for highways.
I love getting in front of the dickhead who think they can stay in the fast lane doing 55. Thinking to themselves, "I'm going the speed limit, where do they think THEY are rushing." I just get right in front of them and take my foot off the gas, they end up going to the other lane somewhere in the 30s, sometimes the 20s. Then i open the window, scream "dickhead" and toss a tampon at them from my big tampon holder.
/chuckle
Yeah, I like doing that:) |
ROFL that was beautiful.
Kbarr smokes cigars, wow he just gets better and better. What a piece of trash. Fat overweight gun totin cigar smokin h****r f****n mexican story swappin divorced b*****d son having pig. |
I strive to be all that and more.
Werd the f**k up. Could life get better than that? |
Sometimes I run out of things to do. Taking up some Jujitsu now, Matt Serra ftw!!!!!
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atarom
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Posted: 05/30/05 - 16:51 Post subject:
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did you abandon your 45 year old champ?
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kbarr
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Posted: 05/30/05 - 16:53 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | did you abandon your 45 year old champ? |
Never, Couture is my super hero. Matt just has a school 10 mins from my house that teaches jujitsu. Hes a nut, fun to deal with.
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