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Owyyn
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 Posted: 12/24/05 - 18:53 Post subject: Windows Updates Fails
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When I download from WindowsUpdate, I am unable to install any of the updates. Downloads fine... but nothing will install.
Anyone ever had this problem?
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khrath
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Posted: 12/24/05 - 19:01 Post subject:
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yah, i have that problem
with your mom
she's all like
omfg i wanna suck your c**k till your balls run dry and your c*m is pouring from every hole in my body
then im like
f**k windows update isnt working
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Ishmael
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Posted: 12/24/05 - 20:55 Post subject:
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lmao irl wtf
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principessa
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Posted: 12/24/05 - 23:23 Post subject:
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Yes, I have that problem on my laptop 
What error message are you getting? If it is the same as mine, forget it--MS has no solution to it that actually works I posted on their tech boards--and had a fast response-- and had email correspondence with someone (they do that for free and FAST when it comes to Win Update)
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Owyyn
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 01:21 Post subject:
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This is what I get:
| Code: | WARNING: GetUserTokenFromSessionId failed with hr 0x800704dd
* WARNING: Exit code = 0x80240020 |
This is also on a laptop. You don't have an HP ze5270 do you? =P
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Isriam
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 10:53 Post subject:
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windows update also fails if you don't have a valid cd key 
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motherface
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 11:10 Post subject:
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| Isriam wrote: | | windows update also fails if you don't have a valid cd key |
Yeah, you need a valid CD key now to download updates. No more updates for me!
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principessa
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 11:12 Post subject:
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No, I have an Inspiron 9300...and WinXp Pro on it...
The error message I get is different. I download the updates, also..but it won't install them. I'll get the message up here in a few...am on my desktop atm :p
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Ishmael
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 12:32 Post subject:
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Genuine windows validation phooey!
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khrath
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 12:34 Post subject:
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find a program that displays the winxp cd key
put it on a floppy
take it to radio shack, best buy, wal mart, some shit like that, and steal their corporate key
change yours to theirs
move on with life
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Ishmael
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 12:44 Post subject:
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or pay pal me 50 bucks and I'll hook you up I only have like 298 VLK's left!
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kireol
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 13:25 Post subject:
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floppy or be k00l and use a USB thumb drive!
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kbarr
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Joined: 05 Oct 2004
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Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 14:13 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | | floppy or be k00l and use a USB thumb drive! |
Take this...
And this...
You do the math.
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Owyyn
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 15:06 Post subject:
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It's a valid copy of Windows. It came with the computer.
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principessa
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Posted: 12/25/05 - 22:10 Post subject:
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Ok, I get this one:
[Error number: 0x800703E3]
The files download, they are copied 100 percent, then this message pops up.
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Yabden
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Ohio
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Posted: 12/26/05 - 00:29 Post subject:
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2 ways to bypass windows update
the first is in internet explorer click Tools then Manage Add-Ons. If you see Microsoft Genuine Advantage or whatever just click on it and disable it.
if that doesnt work
when you get to the screen that has the option of Recommended or Custom paste this into the address bar and press enter
javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')
then select whichever one you want
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HAPPY HANNUKAH!
KRAZY KWANZA!
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Owyyn
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Posted: 12/26/05 - 17:32 Post subject:
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| Yabden wrote: | 2 ways to bypass windows update
the first is in internet explorer click Tools then Manage Add-Ons. If you see Microsoft Genuine Advantage or whatever just click on it and disable it.
if that doesnt work
when you get to the screen that has the option of Recommended or Custom paste this into the address bar and press enter
javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')
then select whichever one you want
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HAPPY HANNUKAH!
KRAZY KWANZA! |
I had already tried this one. The problem doesn't seem to be related to the MGA thingy.
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Yabden
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Posted: 12/27/05 - 01:21 Post subject:
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bummer
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Goraz
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Posted: 12/27/05 - 01:49 Post subject:
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loffeletof @ this thread
thxinfo
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Owyyn
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Posted: 12/27/05 - 13:02 Post subject:
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A Microsoft tech helped me fix the problem.
The internet said to delete some folders in the windows directory. That didn't work.
Microsoft sent me a registry fix. That didn't work either.
But used together, it now works. Yay.
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