Who's Who at Realpoor.com (Updated 9-7-05)

Welcome newbie, to the armpit of the internet.

Here is a partial memberlist and brief description of each person. Only important people are listed. 8).

Sorted by Postcount, descending order.

<B> Part 1 </b>

Lord Frashii - Keeper of the scripts and backend database. Not to be forgotten just becuase the shenis won't post much. HEF 4 LYFE.

Kbarr - Cranky old man, conservative ex cop. Wants to be heard. Large gun collection.

atarom - funny yet conflicted, seems to hate and love everyone, very large penis.

Plat4pop - our resident money making plat seller from eq. Thats the only reason plat4pop's postcount is so high.

Paco - Pacosith - eq oldskool weed smokin fornicator

Occulis - the smartest person on Realpoor, Most random phrase spouter as well, funniest as well. Biggest d**k too prolly.

Nahualli - Resident mexican homosexual. Nahualli is intelligent, wellspoken, and rarely reflexively defensive about homos. Don't hold being gay against nah, remember that porn is boring without a throbbin mancock in it. Don't wanna know how he is hung.

Silvermouse - nice, very nice.... superbly nice. just somethin about the name silvermouse that you can't get mad at. mouse c**k. huge

Paden - resident punching bag. If someone needs to get insulted, paden is the name you call them. Fat, ugly, but reasonably knowledgable about rednecky things. Paden is an integral part of realpoor, pigly wigly d**k tho

Fattguy - Sad that fattguy gets so high on the list, the only thing he's good for is insulting people for no apparent reason, feel free to hate him. Terrible arguer, hates Kbarr

Akronn - named for a town in Ohio, smells like onions, rapes squirrels.
Great with mint-sauce.

ATM banana - disgusting use for a banana, funny and intelligent conversationalist

kireol - opinionated, rude, and always correct, just like 99% of realpoor. can't do without kireol

Frax - miracle frax that worked for the king all those years, hardly ever rude, nice fella, prolly got a large cack.

wellspoken - reasonably intelligent, prolly steals underwear, good arguments

confused - another reasonably intelligent poster, good for lower back problems

Celestra - Very....Large....Boobs.... khraf send pics plz. /five dolla. Extremely nice, but then again, she's a woman, and most women are.

Tamrissa - Supernice, most of the time. not afraid to step in a get muddy with the boys. very large d**k..oh wait a minute...

sinrakin - oldskool eq frill, at least i think, great at bumping old shit.

wherenws - another liberal shithead, jk, dunno what his politics are, likes beavers and skwirrels omg.

Gruntingcod - gamer gamer gamer gamer, plus pron prolly; intelligent, large feminite vaginal odor though

renork - king of the short replies, or smiley only replies, f****r, nevar gets da p***y

rootus - king of porn, well, he was at least until God smited his server. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA /cry

NickPSH - who the f**k are you? oh yeah...hateful, belligerent, rude, and smelly, i like him.

nictathan - humorous, political arguer, smells like pooty

Banzai - eq oldschool ogre, does great acting, or so he says and is paying me to say.

Galdaria - cranky old geezer, wants to die but afraid to try, hates everything that is.

Alueaia - hardest to spell, named for alphabetical loot rules, before people knew you could /random. 9 years old tomorrow!

Zwadrich - dorfy eq, definitely the coolest eq name here. big ole dwarfy d**k

Jakanden - dry vagina, gamer, likes Val Kilmer

Gethy - sometimes hateful, sometimes funny, hard to get a bead on, HOLD STILL f****r

Spitulski - i think of chick just gurgling the f**k out of some c*m whenever i see his name, very nice guy, great arguer, large penix

Maelstrom - canadian badgrammar boy, hard to decipher what he's saying, won the lottery and is dating a hotty. lollerz@!

Zuldane - insanely funny, original, first to get the necro epic on TM, or at least i think thats what i remember. very random guy.

Ciladar - gamer, movie goer, all together a good guy

Clevinger - fellow Texan, ex-spice girl.

Bait Masterson - proniac, funny and quick witted, abuses chickens.

Goraz - hated by many, wants to have my babies, strange and funny

Renaan - Celestra hanger on, likes to eat cabbage

Brash - argumentative and belligerent, opinionated and absolutely correct!

Tolanin - gamer....etc.....more gamer.....etc etc...

lauren - heshe, rofflez penix/nopenix/invertedpenix

minion - insecure overbearing and mean, likes to watch greco-roman wrestling and masturbates to Roadhouse.

Overon - overies ovarian etc etc, hilarious and funny, all at the same time!

Buntzie - omg buntz, you big stupid lug, WTF ARE YOU!?!?

Mental_Hernia - great arguer, nice a*s

Uglar - motorcycle enthusiast, big m**********r irl. i have to be nice or he'll find me and eat me.

Finigan - begin again... potty mouth and vag slurper, insults people randomly for no apparent reason, is blue.

Mugaaz - nothing new to him, seen everything, f***s sheep. Hateful p***k.

Sabathius - ME, no penix, my wife has it.

Docter - smart, old, dead.... 2 of the three are correct.

khrath - hairy bobbin man a*s, keeper of the cowboy pic, nahualli likes his a*s.

Venkmen - argumentative, j*****s, nice guy

TASB - i think its a woman.

Aeain - just hit puberty, vowelboy

IceisFun - Yakita eq omg no way!

Hilly - overly excited hard to understand australian bloke.

Eduin - opinionated rude and everyone's target, fat hunk of sheep turds. pigly wigly little pecker too.

Pags - Very large d**k, bigger than the planet Venus, omg it's huge....wow!

Tiluvas - thought i put you in here....oops. nice guy, no nipples.

<B> Part 2 </B>

Tura - FFXVI freak, at least he used to be, now he's concerned with flaming about nothing in particular. Often has no point.

Rennol - surprisingly intelligent for someone from Charleston, likes to pretend he's a minister and give "confession" to choir boys in the "rectory."

Luturb - Brutul from eq, stater of the amazingly obvious, Captain Obvious' twin brother. Nice enough not to kick in the face.

Janoth - boy does this guy suck, huge peckerhead. No sense of humor and no sense of direction, speaks with a french accent. Actually, i like Janoth, and his sense of direction.

Syke - if he posts anything more than 25 letters long, it's the end of the world, silly name, nother weed smokin fornicator from Californica

Ikkan - says f**k alot....like...alot alot... hateful but intelligent. really hates fattguy.

Ninjaburger - it's all about the WoW, even tho the game blows goatnads.

That Lumberg Guy/ Lumbergh Fekdher - funny pron fiend, small half a sentence replies, nothing more, nothing less.

Scrabler - politcally minded arguer, never wrong. ever....

halfbent - xbox boy, funny, kinda off his rocker, hence his name

Owyyn - 12 years old, longs for the good old days, even tho he's not very old.

Desaitar - eq/wow/dork prolly at least. bet he's got a shovel in his pants tho, ladies man too. that b*****d.

Manuva - never wrong, self righteous pompous cockbite. likable and fun.

Jinu - grammar nazi f**k, has a pet cockroach named Ezekiel Juan Mpopo Stanislavski

Isriam - happy to argue about anything, never lets anyone have the last word.

principessa - one of the other of our damn near non-existant female population - very nice and very sweet. dunno about her boobs but she's very intelligent.

Xarpolis - hard to say his name, fuckbag, very hella nice guy

Yabden - posts 30 times in three days and disappears for 3 months.

Fanelien - king of the double posts, fagly anime or elfish name.

Mogling - bad speller, opinionated, ballsy

Booker - linkhappy, from oregon, poor guy.

Pags - Florida boy, potty mouth, porn fiend, a*****e, nice guy.

Sabalo - will never be as cool as the first sab ME. Sabathius.

Zonk - mean f****r, no sense of humor, strange doll avatar strangely compelling, good arguments

median - lowercase name means he's either weird or canadian, actually he's both. has a bad case of numbnuts.

Kilzalot - prolly some cracksmokin wigger from highschool that you just would LOVE to kick the shit out of. peace out homie!

Nemo - Navy boy, he's a Semen first class in the Cervix! ANCHORS AHWEIGH MY BOYS ANCHORS AWEGHBERHEadfas.1 Nice too.

motherface - invented poop, love to say repost. dingleberry.

Xion - knows more about you people than i do, and thats f****n scary.

Frehya - chick. Barbarian boobs are HYOOJ.

merdocc - love free shit, loves to masturbate in church too

Obmar - hateful, loves the c**k, great arguer

Frostkiss - our 5th or 6th chick, claims to be hot, hasn't let us see her boobs yet tho, wants my penis just doesn't know it yet.

Kurel - thinks he knows everything. actually does know everything. even that thing you did in that church that time with that other thing. ewww, and on the lectern too.

Brael - a language of bumps for stupid people, oh wait, no that's blind people. actually, he's got all the answers.

Devook - argumentative, funny, deranged sometimes

<B>Part 3 </B>

Tamena - Not to be confused with Pamena. Nice rack. Knows about speakers. Did I mention her rack? Jersey girl, with a nice rack.

FireIsFun - Ojihuad, inventor of the Typing Like This. Knower of the Bacong, Oklahomo.

Reebo - Black which means his d**k is big, veiny, and constantly scaring little white women. Dorkiest black guy ever prolly tho, but still has a big weiner.

Addem - quiet, non-opinionated, steals panties from little girls then gives them back and feels bad about it.

Callaren - goofy little demon cat avatar makes me wanna go h**o. not sure if Cal is a guy or girl, callaren sounds feminine tho. haha just kidding cal you old goatfucker.

Spink - spink is either canadian, english or australian, i forget. jk he's english. Spink or Psink as he's found of referring to himself as, is a nice fella, strangely enough. Who woulda thought that someone from england would be polite and nice.




Thats all for now, what can I say, i'm tired, f**k you.

If you aren't on there, post a reply and i'll update you on the next go around.

Sabathius

Last edited by Sabathius on 09/07/05 - 23:04; edited 4 times in total

HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THE QUEEN OF DRAMA OUT OF THIS?!

galdaria is in there...

Why are people like Mental_Hernia and Minion on when they haven't posted in years?

Just hit puberty is wrong for me. I'm17 b*****s.

Sabathius wrote:

Only important people are listed. 8).

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

there... happy ?

Sabathius wrote:

there... happy ?

Extremely.

Sabathius wrote:

renork - king of the short replies, or smiley only replies, f****r, nevar gets da p***y

lol

Wtf fix mine noob

I own more people then i get owned.

Paden wrote:

Wtf fix mine noob I own more people then i get owned.

Not judging by your badges/medals :/

Pags wrote:

Sabathius wrote: Only important people are listed. 8). You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

you can never go wrong with a SP quote

Someone was very very bored

Jakanden wrote:

Someone was very very bored

I think it's old. Judging from the whole backup thing at the end...and the complaint of it being deleted in another thread.

Eh, that does not describe me.

EDIT :: Fattguyy - Likes to eat pringles and a bong a dong a donkey schlong a ping pong ling long song chong mong, has to many RP accounts, penis in your face.


That would be nice.

Renork wrote:

Sabathius wrote: renork - Sexual Predator lol

Sabathius wrote:

renork - king of the short replies, or smiley only replies, f****r, nevar gets da p***y

Renork gets lots of p***y. The problem is tho none of it is legal.

-Nah-

Nahualli wrote:

Sabathius wrote: renork - king of the short replies, or smiley only replies, f****r, nevar gets da p***y Renork gets lots of p***y. The problem is tho none of it is legal. -Nah-

Make love to me? err =p

Finigan - Is terrified of young teens, they have a tendency to beat the shit out of him.

Quote:

Mugaaz - nothing new to him, seen everything, f***s sheep. Hateful p***k Zuldane - insanely funny, original, first to get the necro epic on TM, or at least i think thats what i remember. very random guy.

I'll let the accuracy of these statements speak for the merit of all of them.