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eqchanter
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 Posted: 07/02/03 - 09:44 Post subject: Who is more annoying
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Morman or a jehovahas witness
I tend to say Mormans. Though they don't come around as often jehovahas witness people they tend to not understand what no means. There is no being polite with them. You either have to slam your door in you face or if your unlucky and they catch you outside you practicly have to threaten their life to get rid of them.
As for jehovahas witnesses they will generaly leave after you say no thanks im comfortable in my current religious state. But, they insist on leaveing you with their watchtower / awake magazines.
So what do you think?
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TASB
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 09:48 Post subject:
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Jae Ed Huva's sight seerers are international.
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Haroun Zehra
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 09:59 Post subject:
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Hmmm... I'd have to say Witnesses. The only real reason I have is the restrictions they put on medical treatment. I hate to think of all the people who have died because of this misplaced faith.
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eqchanter
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 10:03 Post subject:
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Don't they restrict you from blood tranfusions and organ transplants?
When i was young my mother was a jehovahas witness. I remember some of it but not much.
I prefer straight christianity. None of the tv is evil, can't celebtate holidays which makes horrlibly no sense and the fact they dont belive in heaven or hell. They believe that one day armegedon is going to come down and kill everyone but them and they will clean up the planet and live forever in paradise on earth.
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scoresia
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 10:14 Post subject:
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I can't stand Jehova's Whinesses
When I was young they used to knock on our door at 8am every sunday. My mother got tired of their crap so one day she dressed in all white, put a white scarf on her head and answered the door with a cigar in her mouth, tree branches in her hand and Santeria beads around her neck, with drum music playing in the background. It was priceless, they left without a word and after that they wouldn't even walk on the sidewalk in front of the house ROFL.
They used to knock on my door, but I guess they got tired of running from my pittbulls ROFL ... Ever seen a Jehova's Whitness hop a fence in a dress and heells? ROFL it's beautiful.
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r00typooh
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 10:19 Post subject:
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lol nice ..
there's a mormon church or something going up close to my office, i hope they don't start bothering us
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Rennol
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 10:21 Post subject:
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you can marry several of the hot mormon chix
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eqchanter
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 10:32 Post subject:
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They alllow multiple marriges?
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Luturb
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 10:34 Post subject:
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Funny, I've never had a Mormon come to my house and the one time the JW's came all they did is say "Hi we're distributing this tract", handed me a magazine, and left. Didn't even know they were Jehovah's witnesses until I flipped the tract over and saw "watchtower" logo in the corner. Don't think it said Jehovah's Witnesses anywhere on it hehe.
When I was a security guard in college I worked with a lot of Jehovah's Witnesses. When I was a supervisor I loved them because they always wanted to work on holidays  .
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Vekril
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 10:39 Post subject:
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When I was living in Jersey City there were these black Jehovah's witnesses who used to come around my neighborhood, usually early in the mornings, and most times an older woman paired with a younger one. I got sick of their shit, so one time I dressed in all black, and said they were welcome to come in and discuss Jesus with me if they were willing to hear me tell them about the advantages of dedicating their lives to serving our dark master Satan.
Never seen a black person turn whiter in my life...
needless to say they left rather quickly
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Akronn
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 10:45 Post subject:
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I've never had JWs come knocking at my door, lucky for me I guess. The buggers that always chapped me were from The Church of Christ (ever see those?), every few months they came a-knockin' and never took 'NO' for an answer.
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eqchanter
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 10:49 Post subject:
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The church of jesus christ are mormans i thought?
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TASB
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 10:53 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | Never seen a black person turn whiter in my life... |
Michael Jackson
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compusmack
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 11:58 Post subject:
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| eqchanter wrote: | | The church of jesus christ are mormans i thought? |
Yeah i think so.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:04 Post subject:
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mormons are weird.
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Paden
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:29 Post subject:
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WHY AM I NOT ON THE LIST!
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:44 Post subject:
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because you're too annoying, it would be a landslide decision
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-Reneloth-
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:49 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | WHY AM I NOT ON THE LIST! |
It saddens me to realize Paden is comfortable... no, he encourages us hating on him. If you have to sink to becoming the community scapegoat to achieve acceptance, you have self-esteem problems.
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Paco
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:50 Post subject:
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| -Reneloth- wrote: | | Paden wrote: | | WHY AM I NOT ON THE LIST! |
It saddens me to realize Paden is comfortable... no, he encourages us hating on him. If you have to sink to becoming the community scapegoat to achieve acceptance, you have self-esteem problems. |
Yup. Attention w***e stamped on his forhead. All 5 feet of it.
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Paden
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:53 Post subject:
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You damn RIGHT!
You guys put it on you're self.
Calling me an attention w***e and a idiot from the get go.
Now i must act like both because it annoys you all so much.
Why should i stop now?
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-Reneloth-
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:55 Post subject:
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I'm almost positive no one here is truly annoyed by your mindless ramblings Paden. We think your retarded... we ignore most of what you say, but us getting upset IRL is stretching your effect on us.
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Rasil_Sabishi
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 13:14 Post subject:
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Mormonism, one of the most comical religious groups on the face of the planet. Used to work with a Mormon engineer who was in to astronomy, always gave him shit about scouting for his new planet. Seriously, they are some of the most self righteous f***s around. Went to my Grandmothers funeral a few years ago and found out I had 106 first cousins..... what the f**k is wrong with these people?
For gods sake, keep it in the pants, get a f*****g hobby!
Our CEO used to hire directly from his Mormon church, every single m**********r he hired was a blithering idiot who stunk to high hell. Don't those people shower? Sacred vestments or whatever the f**k their holy underwear is called? Asinine.
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 13:15 Post subject:
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When you see the mormons/JRs walking up your sidewalk, lean out the window around the side of the house and yell in your best redneck voice: "Y'all get off my property afore i use my 12 gauge on y'all"
Kinda annoying the city makes you clean up the litter in your yard though.
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Pankrat
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 13:21 Post subject:
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Technically speaking neither Mormons or JW's are Christians, as neither believe in the true divinity of Jesus. One says he was a created being ("God's Son") sent to be the human sacrifice (nice of God to send someone else to do it in his place), and the other believe his is an Angel or something.
I find that Mormons rarely if ever come around, JW's have come around a few times, so I found the JW's more annoying. And yes, polygamy was one of the founding principles of the early mormon church but is now illegal in their state (Utah) and they claim they don't endorse it anymore.
But the real hardcore mormons have more than one wife. Can't fault them there from having fun from a **** perspective. Course the downside is dealing with 1 woman is hard enough... having 2,3 or more b******g, manipulating, scheming, vying for female supremacy and whining for attention could be a living hell =p (and they would all synchronize on their cycles too good god).
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compusmack
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 13:57 Post subject:
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| -Reneloth- wrote: | | Paden wrote: | | WHY AM I NOT ON THE LIST! |
It saddens me to realize Paden is comfortable... no, he encourages us hating on him. If you have to sink to becoming the community scapegoat to achieve acceptance, you have self-esteem problems. |
I've been saying this all along:
He's an attention whoring pretend idiot.
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Paco
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 15:03 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | | -Reneloth- wrote: | | Paden wrote: | | WHY AM I NOT ON THE LIST! |
It saddens me to realize Paden is comfortable... no, he encourages us hating on him. If you have to sink to becoming the community scapegoat to achieve acceptance, you have self-esteem problems. |
I've been saying this all along:
He's an attention whoring pretend idiot. |
plz edit pretend out of your statement
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Paden
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 18:15 Post subject:
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| Paco wrote: | | compusmack wrote: | | -Reneloth- wrote: | | Paden wrote: | | WHY AM I NOT ON THE LIST! |
It saddens me to realize Paden is comfortable... no, he encourages us hating on him. If you have to sink to becoming the community scapegoat to achieve acceptance, you have self-esteem problems. |
I've been saying this all along:
He's an attention whoring pretend idiot. |
plz edit pretend out of your statement |
pls edit you're self out of this world
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r00typooh
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 18:21 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | Paco wrote: | | compusmack wrote: | | -Reneloth- wrote: | | Paden wrote: | | WHY AM I NOT ON THE LIST! |
It saddens me to realize Paden is comfortable... no, he encourages us hating on him. If you have to sink to becoming the community scapegoat to achieve acceptance, you have self-esteem problems. |
I've been saying this all along:
He's an attention whoring pretend idiot. |
plz edit pretend out of your statement |
pls edit you're self out of this world |
i'm not the resident english nazi, but i believe it's your
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 19:10 Post subject:
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I work with a few Mormans and I've worked with a few Witnesses. The Mormans don't constantly leave propoganda on the break table and walk around telling us "good news". The Witnesses did.
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Kbarr
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 01:02 Post subject:
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On the RARE occasion that some obese civilian typest would start a conversation about religion I would always run to my locker and get my book. And show it to them. They would FREAK. Shit, even my ex didn't want me to keep it in the house.
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