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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:18 Post subject: Who IS THE MOST h4rdc0re internet THUG on RP!?!?1/1slash
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I was chatting with someone. I'll withhold his name so he can save face. But he was viewing the realpoor photos and said quite possibly the most telling, idiotic and childish thing I've ever heard someone say in 1 sentence. It truly surpassed even the famous "privacy is only used by criminals" quote by Zab.
Without further delay, I give you:
| Name withheld wrote: | | i'm 100% certain I could take everyone on here, in a fistfight. =P |
-- While viewing the realpoor photos
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merdocc
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Pasadena Ca
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:21 Post subject:
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Maybe it was mike tyson... if not give out his address I will KICK HIM ASS IRL OMG I AM ANGRY)())D S.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:22 Post subject:
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u wanna rumble son?????
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Nahualli
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8461
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:22 Post subject:
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The biggest, baddest internet Realpoor thug is me. No doubt about it.
-Nah-
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Sasa
Sir Postalot
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:23 Post subject:
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:O omg....
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:24 Post subject:
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ah shit i meant to post that from one of my fake accounts (some know me as compusmack and ishmobbin)
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:24 Post subject:
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He wasn't joking, either. He said it in all seriousness. :\ sad face at his inexperienced pride.
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motherface
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2003
Posts: 3407
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:28 Post subject:
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Seems like a very Desaitaresque thing to say. I'd say Renork but I didn't see anything about making fun of rape victims.
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kireol
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 9517
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:29 Post subject:
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i'm scared 
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Goraz
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3736
Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:33 Post subject:
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me
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12940
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:36 Post subject:
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That's funny.
He must be like a beanpole weakling to say something like that. I'd wager he was picked on or is still picked on in high school. Poor guy.
a moment for the pity party
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:41 Post subject:
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I can think of two people right now that would be tough to fight from here:
1. Uglar. He's huge, go for the balls.
2. Wulfheart I think knows martial arts or something. I thought I read that somewhere.
3. Me. I'd show up at the door shirtless and with a shotgun.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12940
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:43 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | I can think of two people right now that would be tough to fight from here:
1. Uglar. He's huge, go for the balls.
2. Wulfheart I think knows martial arts or something. I thought I read that somewhere.
3. Me. I'd show up at the door shirtless and with a shotgun. |
I didn't make your list? 
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Syke
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 2976
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:53 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | He wasn't joking, either. He said it in all seriousness. :\ sad face at his inexperienced pride. |
Xismakin? I remember once I made fun of him about that stupid shit he pulled on some mexican chick that he met on the internet that he claimed was lying about her entire life.
....he messaged me in AIM and proceeded to say that he was going to kick this girl's boyfriend's ass, but then he fessed up and said he was going to get his older brother, who's a marine, to kick this mexican chick's boyfriend's ass for his own stupidness. .....definitely Xismakin.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12940
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 13:58 Post subject:
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| Syke wrote: | | Occulis wrote: | | He wasn't joking, either. He said it in all seriousness. :\ sad face at his inexperienced pride. |
Xismakin? I remember once I made fun of him about that stupid shit he pulled on some mexican chick that he met on the internet that he claimed was lying about her entire life.
....he messaged me in AIM and proceeded to say that he was going to kick this girl's boyfriend's ass, but then he fessed up and said he was going to get his older brother, who's a marine, to kick this mexican chick's boyfriend's ass for his own stupidness. .....definitely Xismakin. |
heh, that'd fit my above comment..he's a beanpole welp.
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Tiluvas
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Joined: 19 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 14:08 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | I can think of two people right now that would be tough to fight from here:
1. Uglar. He's huge, go for the balls.
2. Wulfheart I think knows martial arts or something. I thought I read that somewhere.
3. Me. I'd show up at the door shirtless and with a shotgun. |
Don't forget this guy, he lurks around the SWG General forum a lot.
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Trebel
Luke Warm
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 213
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 14:37 Post subject:
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I love when people talk trash. I am usually the guy thats drunk and just hits someone talking shit to me. I am 6'3 245, bench 355 and am a state placing wrestler (2nd twice thanks to the state champion being the best wrestler in Md Stater history haha). I bet I could take most people on RP, but maybe not all. I am sure there are some sleepers out there.
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 14:38 Post subject:
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Evil Ryu also hangs out here. Hmm, will have to update my list.
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Nictathan
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5531
Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 14:39 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | The biggest, baddest internet Realpoor thug is me. No doubt about it.
-Nah- |
I was taking a hit when I looked at that, I coughed alot....
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Rennol
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Charleston, IL
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 14:39 Post subject:
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| Paco wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | I can think of two people right now that would be tough to fight from here:
1. Uglar. He's huge, go for the balls.
2. Wulfheart I think knows martial arts or something. I thought I read that somewhere.
3. Me. I'd show up at the door shirtless and with a shotgun. |
I didn't make your list? |
Long hair is no good in a fight.
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Majy
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 14:45 Post subject:
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| Trebel wrote: | | I love when people talk trash. I am usually the guy thats drunk and just hits someone talking shit to me. I am 6'3 245, bench 355 and am a state placing wrestler (2nd twice thanks to the state champion being the best wrestler in Md Stater history haha). I bet I could take most people on RP, but maybe not all. I am sure there are some sleepers out there. |
You are a big boy. Size matters when it's that big... Although ratio wise I bench more than you =P... wondering what school in MD you wrestled for?... I have a bunch of friends from MD that wrestled in H.S. and know a few kids that are/were on the team here at UMD, College Park.
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 14:52 Post subject:
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| Majy wrote: | | Trebel wrote: | | I love when people talk trash. I am usually the guy thats drunk and just hits someone talking shit to me. I am 6'3 245, bench 355 and am a state placing wrestler (2nd twice thanks to the state champion being the best wrestler in Md Stater history haha). I bet I could take most people on RP, but maybe not all. I am sure there are some sleepers out there. |
You are a big boy. Size matters when it's that big... Although ratio wise I bench more than you =P... wondering what school in MD you wrestled for?... I have a bunch of friends from MD that wrestled in H.S. and know a few kids that are/were on the team here at UMD, College Park. |
Damn....
Do we have to read your JAP, "I'm a smartassed, know it all, no job jew living off my parents" b******t for another winter?
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 14:55 Post subject:
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I've seen a 5'6" grandmother with no martial arts training whatsoever cripple an attacker. Funny what panic and an honest-to-goodness rush of "I'm going to die here" will do for someone when an overgrown p***y tries to assault them.
I'm sure Kbarr has seen plenty of macho men meet the surprising fury of those they threaten.
"She did that to your face?!"
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 14:56 Post subject:
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| Rennol wrote: | | Paco wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | I can think of two people right now that would be tough to fight from here:
1. Uglar. He's huge, go for the balls.
2. Wulfheart I think knows martial arts or something. I thought I read that somewhere.
3. Me. I'd show up at the door shirtless and with a shotgun. |
I didn't make your list? |
Long hair is no good in a fight. |
I wrap it around my neck like in the old school kung fu movies tho.
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Leilu
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 15:56 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | I can think of two people right now that would be tough to fight from here:
1. Uglar. He's huge, go for the balls.
2. Wulfheart I think knows martial arts or something. I thought I read that somewhere.
3. Me. I'd show up at the door shirtless and with a shotgun. |
I throw a pretty mean left hook, but it's no match for my right straight. And both pale in comparison to my nail scratching and hair pulling.
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 15:58 Post subject:
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I throw a pretty mean brick.
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Desaitar
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Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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Location: whore island
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 15:59 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | Seems like a very Desaitaresque thing to say |
dont bring me into this
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Devook
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:03 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | I throw a pretty mean brick. |
lolz
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Xenden
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 08 Jan 2003
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:17 Post subject:
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I'd like to think i'm a good fighter, but I never ever say that I can beat anyone. If i was to fight any of you, or anyone else for that matter it wouldn't really matter who it was, i'd never say I could outright beat them cause theres all kinds of variables that can f**k somethign up, especially in street fights. The attitude to have is "I may not win, but I am going to give them everything they can f*****g handle when they fight me."
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Finigan
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:34 Post subject:
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I think I would do alright, Im 6'1 250lbs of pure muscle I have a 6th degree black belt in Kung Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Wu Tang, and Jute Kun Do. I won the Mortal Kombat tournament against Liu Kang and I can bench 6000 pounds with my c**k.
(why do people always have to list their shit when a thread like this pops up?)
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