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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
Majy wrote:
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He's a child molester? Shocked


At this point she's 18, I'm 20.. at the time, I was 17, she was 15. I also dated her for close to a year... there was no "getting some action." I f****d her regularly, and it was perfectly legal.

Kbarr just has nothing on me, so he lies like the trash he is. I p**s him off so bad he'll reach for anything.


actually, that's called statutory rape


doesnt become statutory rape until he is 18.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're wrong sir. You're right, I am Mr.Lawbooks. Not like a lawyer, but I did actually go to college for Admin of Justice. Thanks for noticing.

You can say all you want, but as both of you weren't of the legal age of consent(1Cool, you'd be jailed for rape. Hell, if you were in a room with her alone for a certain length of time, the mother can file rape charges on you if she didn't like you. Sucks, don't it?

I don't have a prob with you, I don't hate you. I'm pointing out the facts is all. And you should be careful if you ever dump her. Do it nicely. I'm not sure about the codes on this, but she may be able to file charges on you for bonking her when she was 15.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
You're wrong sir. You're right, I am Mr.Lawbooks. Not like a lawyer, but I did actually go to college for Admin of Justice. Thanks for noticing.

You can say all you want, but as both of you weren't of the legal age of consent(1Cool, you'd be jailed for rape. Hell, if you were in a room with her alone for a certain length of time, the mother can file rape charges on you if she didn't like you. Sucks, don't it?

I don't have a prob with you, I don't hate you. I'm pointing out the facts is all. And you should be careful if you ever dump her. Do it nicely. I'm not sure about the codes on this, but she may be able to file charges on you for bonking her when she was 15.


it would never hold in court unless he was 18
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
You're wrong sir. You're right, I am Mr.Lawbooks. Not like a lawyer, but I did actually go to college for Admin of Justice. Thanks for noticing.

You can say all you want, but as both of you weren't of the legal age of consent(1Cool, you'd be jailed for rape. Hell, if you were in a room with her alone for a certain length of time, the mother can file rape charges on you if she didn't like you. Sucks, don't it?

I don't have a prob with you, I don't hate you. I'm pointing out the facts is all. And you should be careful if you ever dump her. Do it nicely. I'm not sure about the codes on this, but she may be able to file charges on you for bonking her when she was 15.


Go back to school - the law on this varies from state to state, right down to the laws of **** consent, which in NY happens to be 17.

P.S. she was a whackjob, and we broke up a long time ago.
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State Age Provisions*
Ala. 16 Capital offense for male >=16 to have intercourse with female <12; lesser offense if victim is aged12-15 and actor is >=16 and two years older than victim.

Alaska 18 First-degree **** abuse of a minor if victim is <13 and actor is >=16; second degree if victim is aged 13-15 and actor is >=16 and at least three years older than victim.
Ariz. 18 Felony to knowingly engage in **** conduct with a minor <15; lesser felony if minor is >=15.

Ark. 18 Rape if actor has intercourse or engages in deviate **** activity with victim <14. First-degree carnal knowledge if actor <18 engages in **** activity with victim <14; third degree if actor is >=20 and vic tim is <16.

Calif. 18 Illegal to have intercourse with minor (not a spouse) <18. If actor is not more than three years older than victim, charge is a misdemeanor; harshest penalty for actor >21 when victim is <16.
Colo. 18 Second-degree **** assault if victim is <15 and actor is at least four years older; third degree if perpetrator is >=18 and victim is <18.

Conn. 16 First-degree **** assault if actor has intercourse with victim <13 and actor is more than two years older than victim; second degree if victim is aged 13-15 and actor is more than two years older than victim.

Del. 16 Second-degree unlawful **** contact if victim is <16. First-degree unlawful intercourse if victim <16 suffers serious physical injury or actor used deadly weapon; second degree if intercourse causes physical injury; third degree if intercourse occurs.

D.C. 16 First-degree child **** abuse if actor engages in **** act with victim <16 who is at least four years younger than actor; second degree if actor has **** contact with such victim.

Fla. 18 Capital felony if actor >=18 commits **** battery or causes injury while attempting to commit **** battery against person <12; life felony if actor is <18; first-degree **** battery if victim is aged 12 3;17. Third-degree child abuse if person >=21 impregnates a child <16. Unlawful **** activity if person >=24 has intercourse with victim aged 16-17.

Ga. 16Ý Statutory rape to have intercourse with someone <16. Misdemeanor if victim is aged 14-15 and actor ¾ three years older.
Hawaii 14 First-degree **** assault if actor knowingly has **** with victim <14; third degree if **** contact is with victim <14.

Idaho 18 Rape is intercourse with victim <18.

Ill. 18 Predatory criminal **** assault if actor >=17 has intercourse with victim <13. Aggravated criminal **** assault if actor is <17 and victim is <9 or aged 9-12 and actor uses force. Aggravated criminal **** abuse is **** conduct with victim aged 13-16 and actor at least five years older. Criminal **** abuse if actor is <17 and victim is aged 9-16.

Ind. 16 Child molestation if actor has intercourse or engages in deviate **** conduct with child <14.

Iowa 16 Second-degree **** abuse if victim is <12; third degree if victim is aged 12-13 or 14-15 and actor >=five years older.
Kans. 16 Rape is intercourse with person <14.

Ky. 16 First-degree **** abuse if actor has **** contact with victim <12; second degree if victim is <14.

La. 17 Aggravated rape if actor has intercourse with victim <12. Carnal knowledge of juvenile if actor >17 has intercourse with consent of victim aged 12-16 and is more than two years older.
Maine 16 Gross **** assault if actor engages in **** act with victim <14. **** abuse of minor if victim is aged 14-15 and actor is >=19 and five years older than victim.

Md. 16 Second-degree **** offense if actor engages in **** act with victim ¾14 and actor is at least four years older; third degree if actor is >=21 and victim is aged 14-15; fourth degree if actor is four or mor e years older than minor aged 14-15.
Mass. 16 Unlawful **** intercourse if victim is <16.

Mich. 16 First-degree criminal **** conduct to have intercourse with victim <13; third degree if victim is <16.

Minn. 16 First-degree criminal **** conduct to have intercourse with victim <13 if actor is more than 36 months older; third degree if victim is aged 13-15 and actor is more than 24 months older.

Miss. 18 Illegal for actor >=18 to have carnal knowledge of child <14; possible sentence includes death or life imprisonment (lesser sentence for actors aged 13-17). Carnal knowledge of unmarried person aged 14-1 7 of previously chaste character is illegal if actor is older than victim.

Mo. 17 First-degree statutory rape if actor has intercourse with person <14; second degree if actor is >=21and victim is <17.
Mont. 16 **** assault if victim is <16 and actor is three or more years older.

Nebr. 16 First-degree **** assault if actor >=19 has intercourse with person <16. **** assault of child if actor >=19 engages in **** contact with victim ¾14.

Nev. 16 Statutory **** seduction if actor >=18 has intercourse with person <16; felony if actor >21.

N.H. 16 Aggravated felonious assault if actor has intercourse with victim <13. Felonious assault if actor has **** contact with victim <13 or intercourse with victim aged 13-15.

N.J. 16 First-degree **** assault if actor has intercourse with victim <13; second degree if **** contact with victim <13 and actor is four or more years older or intercourse with victim aged 13-15 and actor is fou r or more years older.

N.M. 17 First-degree criminal **** penetration to have intercourse with child <13; third-degree criminal **** contact if child is <13 or aged 13-16 and actor inflicts injury or uses a deadly weapon.

N.Y. 17 First-degree felony to have intercourse with person <11; second degree if actor is >=18 and victim is <14; third degree if actor is >=21 and victim is <17.

N.C. 16 First-degree rape if actor at least aged 12 and four years older than victim has intercourse with child <13.

N.Dak. 18 Gross **** imposition if actor engages in **** act with person <15; misdemeanor if adult engages in **** act with person aged 15-17.

Ohio 18 First-degree rape if actor engages in **** conduct with person <13. Corruption of a minor if actor is >=18 and victim is aged 13-15; if actor is less than four years older than victim, the crime is reduced fr om a felony to a misdemeanor.

Okla. 18 First-degree rape if actor >18 has intercourse with victim <14; second degree if actor (no age stipulated) has intercourse with victim <16.

Ore. 18 First-degree rape if actor has intercourse with victim <12; second degree if victim is <14; third degree if victim is <16.
Penn. 16 Rape if victim is <13. Statutory **** assault if victim is <16 and actor is at least four years older than victim.

R.I. 16 Third-degree **** assault if actor >=19 has intercourse with person aged 15. First-degree child molestation **** assault if actor has intercourse with victim ¾14; second degree if **** contact occurs with person ¾14.

S.C. 15 First-degree criminal **** conduct if victim is <11; second degree if victim is aged 11-14.

S.Dak. 16 Rape if victim is <10, or aged 10-15 and perpetrator is at least three years older than victim. Felony for person >=16 to knowingly engage in **** contact with person <16; if actor is less than three ye ars older than the victim, the crime is reduced to a misdemeanor.

Tenn. 18 Rape of child if victim is <13. Statutory rape if victim is aged 13-17 and actor is at least four years older than victim.
Tex. 17 Aggravated **** assault if actor has intercourse with victim <14. **** assault if actor intentionally or knowingly penetrates victim <17.

Utah 17 Rape if victim is <14, or if victim is aged 14-16 and actor is more than three years older and "coerces victim to submit."

Vt. 16 Aggravated **** assault if actor >=18 engages in **** act with victim <10. **** assault if actor engages in **** act with a person <16.

Va. 16 Rape is intercourse with child <13. Felony to have carnal knowledge of child aged 13-15, but if victim consents and is less than three years younger than the minor who is accused, then crime is a misdemeanor.

Wash. 16 First-degree rape if victim is <12 and defendant is at least 24 months older than victim; second degree if victim is aged 12-13 and defendant is at least 36 months older; third degree if victim is aged 14-15 and defendant is at least 48 months older.

W.Va. 16 First-degree **** assault if actor >=14 engages in **** "intrusion" with victim ¾11; third degree if victim is <16 and actor is at least four years older.

Wis. 18 First-degree **** assault if actor engages in **** contact or intercourse with person <13; second degree if victim is <16.

Wyo. 16 Second-degree **** assault if victim is <12 and actor is at least four years older; third degree if victim is <16 and actor is at least four years older.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

I beleive you're wrong, but it's been well over 10 years since I actually cracked one of my law books.

When a child, yes, she's a child at 15, is raped, they can convict a 17 year old.

Perhaps back then, when kids were kids til 18..that might work, but nowadays, you hear about 14 year olds killing their parents and getting put on death row, tried as adults, I'd think it'd be harder to get thrown out in court.

It's a grey area, to be sure. But they would just have to first determine if he'd be tried as an adult, then convict him for rape then. He'd have to a registered **** offender whereever he lived for the rest of his life.

You should check out the registered **** offender sites in your state. Someone I know, who was 18, bonked a 16 year old, and guess what happened to him? You can find him in the florida registered **** offender's web site.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

each state has different laws regarding that. such as it shows in the info above.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

In some states, the test for 'statutory rape' consists of more than one being a minor. If the two people involved are within 3 or 4 years age of each other, actual rape has to be proven, statutory rape does not apply. I just remember reading something about that i the paper a year or so ago, where a guy was charged with statutory rape but it was dismissed because of their ages.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ironic thing is that if this were 100 years ago Majy f*****g a 15 year old would be no problem... as long as they were married. Heck, he could be 40+, marry her, and do her all night, every night.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rennol wrote:
The ironic thing is that if this were 100 years ago Majy f*****g a 15 year old would be no problem... as long as they were married. Heck, he could be 40+, marry her, and do her all night, every night.


Thats called Louisiana
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frax wrote:
Rennol wrote:
The ironic thing is that if this were 100 years ago Majy f*****g a 15 year old would be no problem... as long as they were married. Heck, he could be 40+, marry her, and do her all night, every night.


Thats called Louisiana


Yo it's called the sanctity of marriage

FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 10:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frax wrote:
Rennol wrote:
The ironic thing is that if this were 100 years ago Majy f*****g a 15 year old would be no problem... as long as they were married. Heck, he could be 40+, marry her, and do her all night, every night.


Thats called Louisiana


lol to that... and Wulfheart thanks for the factsheet... It actually goes a little more in depth than that, but that'll do just fine.

Anyway - I'm leaving this here, as I feel no need to get into this any further simply because of Kbarr's insecurities and his pathetic willingness to attempt to do or make up anything to make himself feel a little better.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 12:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rennol wrote:
Frax wrote:
Rennol wrote:
The ironic thing is that if this were 100 years ago Majy f*****g a 15 year old would be no problem... as long as they were married. Heck, he could be 40+, marry her, and do her all night, every night.


Thats called Louisiana


Yo it's called the sanctity of marriage

FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT


haha

Yes, marriage was quite an establishment in the past.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 13:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's amazing that, no matter how much a person may like or dislike Kbarr, the undeniable sensation one feels while reading one of Majy's posts is that of disgust, contempt and an embarrassment. Majy, please go away.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 13:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

when i'm up to it, i could possibly tear a tissue paper up...

i'm ferocious
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 13:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
It's amazing that, no matter how much a person may like or dislike Kbarr, the undeniable sensation one feels while reading one of Majy's posts is that of disgust, contempt and an embarrassment. Majy, please go away.


? why?
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 13:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

RealPoor actually has content without the morons present, I swear. It has happened at least twice in the past.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 14:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, marriage was quite an establishment in the past.[/quote]

So was "courting" and asking the father for her hand. :Sigh:
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I think I would do alright, Im 6'1 250lbs of pure muscle I have a 6th degree black belt in Kung Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Wu Tang, and Jute Kun Do. I won the Mortal Kombat tournament against Liu Kang and I can bench 6000 pounds with my c**k.


(why do people always have to list their shit when a thread like this pops up?)


You bench 6000? I did 7000 today, but I was tired. I've never been in a fight but I think if I were in one I'd kick ass. Mostly becuase I'm on a message board and me typing this is a form of mental masturbation. Right now I'm about to c*m....Oh god. <wipes on mental belly> Anyway even if you had a gun since I'm an 9th degree black belt in Tae Bo I could just dodge it and kick the gun out of your hand. Yesterday I was walking home and saw these 5 guys, they didn't even look at me, but I can tell they were just scared cause theyd know Id kick there ass. Oh shit, my anime is done downloading, I need to watch more DBZ, I'm almost to the point of going Super Saiyan in real life.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 16:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Majy wrote:
Frax wrote:
Rennol wrote:
The ironic thing is that if this were 100 years ago Majy f*****g a 15 year old would be no problem... as long as they were married. Heck, he could be 40+, marry her, and do her all night, every night.


Thats called Louisiana


lol to that... and Wulfheart thanks for the factsheet... It actually goes a little more in depth than that, but that'll do just fine.

Anyway - I'm leaving this here, as I feel no need to get into this any further simply because of Kbarr's insecurities and his pathetic willingness to attempt to do or make up anything to make himself feel a little better.


It has nothing to do with insecurities, it has to do with memory. You left here months ago and we were in the middle of a word war. You are a scumbag, snotty, know it all, no life experience, jewish american princess, child molester. I just never forgot......To me, its like you never left, you scumbag. We are right back at the point where you ran away.




You told the story long ago and altered the ages and detials when everyone called you on it. You see, back in the day you thought f*****g a child was a great story to tell us all. Then you realized it wasn't such a smart thing to tell people, being its a crime and all. So you just lied about it from then on.

You are a child molesting JAP with no job and a big mouth.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 17:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frax wrote:
Rennol wrote:
The ironic thing is that if this were 100 years ago Majy f*****g a 15 year old would be no problem... as long as they were married. Heck, he could be 40+, marry her, and do her all night, every night.


Thats called Louisiana



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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 17:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

all about majy

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Ok, I'm guessing by this immature babble of words, you're questioning "why do you whine?" "What job do you hold" "Why are you an ass?" "How did you become a **** offender?" and other such things clearly on your mind. So for you, Kbarr, I will answer these questions.

It's gonna be a long read, but if you really want to know, go for it.

1) "Why do you whine?" - I do not whine. That is displacement on your part, you are whining. I simply state the facts. If I were whining it would be something like "come on Kbarr, please stop being a total f*****g idiot come on please it's really bothering me"

2) "What Job do you hold?" - This, I would assume from many of your previous posts, holds a lot more than just one question within it. I.E. how do you support yourself? What do mommy and daddy buy you? Etc, etc.

I have held several jobs since I was 13 years old, up until then, my parents supported me fully. I was far from spoiled though, if that's what you'd like to believe. I never got anything I wanted unless I did something that deserved rewarding or it was a holiday or birthday. My parents raised me well, and have never ever let money go to my head. Do they have a lot of money? Yes, I'd consider them fairly wealthy... but I'm the last thing they're looking to drop it on.

The following things my parents have always, and still continue to pay for:

1) Food
2) $200 of clothing once/year and one pair of sneakers per year (this does not include my sneaker money making venture, sorry)
3) my cell phone bill - this is only because it was not my idea to get a cell phone in the first place, it was theirs so they could keep track of me. I was never an easy kid to raise.
4) Anything related to education but NOT including my college tuition (to some degree, will be explained later)

Anyway, on to my jobs. At 13 I received my first job working at a summer camp, making a measly $500 or so. I've never been someone to have buying impulses, and I've never had a desire to spend the money I earned on things I don't NEED except now that I'm a little older and making a little more cash. This money was all saved, because at 13 what the hell are you spending money on? I never had one of those gopeds that all the kids had, I didn't f*****g care. I've never valued material items. At the age of 14 I received my first real job making $5.50 an hour at a local ices shop. Now, I'm going to stop going into details, but between the ages of 14 and now (19) I've held the following jobs:

Summer camp every year, increasing salary every year (last summer my salary was $2300)
The offices of the camp I've been working at for the past 4 years
A record store
An office of a local politician
A local gym

I also made several thousand dollars through EverQuest (surprise surprise), I made an extra $300 one summer signing up people to vote for Pataki in some election like 2 summers ago... which by the way the whole process turned out to be illegal, but I got my paycheck so what the f**k do I care.

Some of this money I invested in things... the stock market, sneakers - this was a friends business, he buys rare sneakers and sells them at way higher prices to mostly koreans... I bought 3 pairs at a total price of $540 and profited over $1500. This was on two seperate occasions. I've also bought and sold things on Ebay for cheap.

You have to imagine that after 6 years of working various jobs and not spending much of it at all, it starts to add up.

Now, like I said, I'm not one for material posessions, and my parents cover the basics of food and clothing. Every now and then I'll buy an extra shirt or pair of pants I like out of my own pocket, but that's really about it. Anything of great value I have is usually a birthday present or, yes, a Hannukah present. As for my acoustic guitar you mentioned before, $800 out of my last summer paycheck. Anything I want at any random time, I pay for.

Cars: My first car was an Acura RSX... $303/mo on a 3 year lease. This was at the time I was working at the record store. My paychecks were just cutting the payments, but the car didn't last the 3 years as I totalled it. Now I still needed a car for work, so my mom let me take over the lease on her QX4 at $500/mo. This was a f*****g drain on my bank account. This lease ran out, and luckily my grandmother who never uses her car decided it would be nice to give it to me. It was. I pay for gas, I pay for any maintenance it needs.

On to college tuition. My parents are loaning me the money, because they DO have it, but I have to pay them back when I get out. To be honest, I'd rather it this way. I enjoy the way my parents have raised me, and it p****d me off to see the kids who drive around in brand new M3's their f*****g parents paid for, who will take over daddy's business even though they're dumb as shit and never went to class. Whatever though, that's Long Island, and we both know it.

I wanted to work again this year, as I like to have funds to be able to go out, but because my grades dwindled last year my parents wouldn't allow it, so I'm basically broke. I have about $1800 left in my bank account which I only touch for extra money for food at school. I haven't been out to a bar or club once all of last semester which I was able to do on a regular basis in the past year.

3) "Why are you a drunk?" - I do drink though, and I drink for free. Luckily my house has a social fund, and "house beer" and "house liquor" helps out quite a bit. Am I a drunk? lol. Come on, Kbarr. I'm sure even you aren't ignorant enough to realize most college kids get drunk every now and then, I wouldn't say they're "drunk's." I did, when I was 15, get alcohol poisoning. I wasn't allowed to go out anywhere but to a friends house for over a year after that. Nice dent to my social life, but boo freaking hoo. Since then I've become quite a responsible drinker, I drink less than ANY of my friends, and rarely do I get sloshed. On a side note, I don't do any other drugs save the occasional mushrooms, and I smoke probably once or twice a month on average.

4) "Why are you an ass?" - I'm not. I mean, I can be. I don't respect people that treat other people poorly for unjust reasons. Like you. I am an ass to you because you deserve it. Other than that, I'm quite likeable. I'm easy going and accepting towards a diversity of peoples, and people generally like me. In fact, I don't think I have a genuine hatred towards anyone, and I'm fairly sure I have no real life enemies.

[b]5) "How did you become a **** offender?" - I have no idea where the f**k this came from. The only thing I can possibly think of is when I used to b***h about my psychotic mafioso family ex-girlfriend who was 15 years old when I was 17. Not that huge of an age gap if you ask me, I'd hardly call myself a "**** offender."[\b]

6) "Are you Jewish?" - Yes.

7) "Are you a princess?" - No.

I mean, I'm hardly the person you might think I am, Kbarr. I'm pretty sure I know the type you're thinking I am, and I assure you you're mistaken.

Now I could sit here and tell you all about myself and everything I've ever been through, but I'm probably wasting my time with this alone. No doubt you will respond with some crap like "HAHA LIAR LOLZ JEWISH BLOWHARD TEENAGE DRUNK." Highly anticipated. If not, then if you have any other questions I'd be glad to answer them.



this is the topic where Kbarr first started calling majy a **** offender....not that anyone cares. I am bored. It was this topic The Kbarr and Majy thread (plus tag-along NWS)<3 (go figure)
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 17:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't we just mute him? When a s****y song comes on the radio, I like to change it.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 17:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wulfheart wrote:
all about majy

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Ok, I'm guessing by this immature babble of words, you're questioning "why do you whine?" "What job do you hold" "Why are you an ass?" "How did you become a **** offender?" and other such things clearly on your mind. So for you, Kbarr, I will answer these questions.

It's gonna be a long read, but if you really want to know, go for it.

1) "Why do you whine?" - I do not whine. That is displacement on your part, you are whining. I simply state the facts. If I were whining it would be something like "come on Kbarr, please stop being a total f*****g idiot come on please it's really bothering me"

2) "What Job do you hold?" - This, I would assume from many of your previous posts, holds a lot more than just one question within it. I.E. how do you support yourself? What do mommy and daddy buy you? Etc, etc.

I have held several jobs since I was 13 years old, up until then, my parents supported me fully. I was far from spoiled though, if that's what you'd like to believe. I never got anything I wanted unless I did something that deserved rewarding or it was a holiday or birthday. My parents raised me well, and have never ever let money go to my head. Do they have a lot of money? Yes, I'd consider them fairly wealthy... but I'm the last thing they're looking to drop it on.

The following things my parents have always, and still continue to pay for:

1) Food
2) $200 of clothing once/year and one pair of sneakers per year (this does not include my sneaker money making venture, sorry)
3) my cell phone bill - this is only because it was not my idea to get a cell phone in the first place, it was theirs so they could keep track of me. I was never an easy kid to raise.
4) Anything related to education but NOT including my college tuition (to some degree, will be explained later)

Anyway, on to my jobs. At 13 I received my first job working at a summer camp, making a measly $500 or so. I've never been someone to have buying impulses, and I've never had a desire to spend the money I earned on things I don't NEED except now that I'm a little older and making a little more cash. This money was all saved, because at 13 what the hell are you spending money on? I never had one of those gopeds that all the kids had, I didn't f*****g care. I've never valued material items. At the age of 14 I received my first real job making $5.50 an hour at a local ices shop. Now, I'm going to stop going into details, but between the ages of 14 and now (19) I've held the following jobs:

Summer camp every year, increasing salary every year (last summer my salary was $2300)
The offices of the camp I've been working at for the past 4 years
A record store
An office of a local politician
A local gym

I also made several thousand dollars through EverQuest (surprise surprise), I made an extra $300 one summer signing up people to vote for Pataki in some election like 2 summers ago... which by the way the whole process turned out to be illegal, but I got my paycheck so what the f**k do I care.

Some of this money I invested in things... the stock market, sneakers - this was a friends business, he buys rare sneakers and sells them at way higher prices to mostly koreans... I bought 3 pairs at a total price of $540 and profited over $1500. This was on two seperate occasions. I've also bought and sold things on Ebay for cheap.

You have to imagine that after 6 years of working various jobs and not spending much of it at all, it starts to add up.

Now, like I said, I'm not one for material posessions, and my parents cover the basics of food and clothing. Every now and then I'll buy an extra shirt or pair of pants I like out of my own pocket, but that's really about it. Anything of great value I have is usually a birthday present or, yes, a Hannukah present. As for my acoustic guitar you mentioned before, $800 out of my last summer paycheck. Anything I want at any random time, I pay for.

Cars: My first car was an Acura RSX... $303/mo on a 3 year lease. This was at the time I was working at the record store. My paychecks were just cutting the payments, but the car didn't last the 3 years as I totalled it. Now I still needed a car for work, so my mom let me take over the lease on her QX4 at $500/mo. This was a f*****g drain on my bank account. This lease ran out, and luckily my grandmother who never uses her car decided it would be nice to give it to me. It was. I pay for gas, I pay for any maintenance it needs.

On to college tuition. My parents are loaning me the money, because they DO have it, but I have to pay them back when I get out. To be honest, I'd rather it this way. I enjoy the way my parents have raised me, and it p****d me off to see the kids who drive around in brand new M3's their f*****g parents paid for, who will take over daddy's business even though they're dumb as shit and never went to class. Whatever though, that's Long Island, and we both know it.

I wanted to work again this year, as I like to have funds to be able to go out, but because my grades dwindled last year my parents wouldn't allow it, so I'm basically broke. I have about $1800 left in my bank account which I only touch for extra money for food at school. I haven't been out to a bar or club once all of last semester which I was able to do on a regular basis in the past year.

3) "Why are you a drunk?" - I do drink though, and I drink for free. Luckily my house has a social fund, and "house beer" and "house liquor" helps out quite a bit. Am I a drunk? lol. Come on, Kbarr. I'm sure even you aren't ignorant enough to realize most college kids get drunk every now and then, I wouldn't say they're "drunk's." I did, when I was 15, get alcohol poisoning. I wasn't allowed to go out anywhere but to a friends house for over a year after that. Nice dent to my social life, but boo freaking hoo. Since then I've become quite a responsible drinker, I drink less than ANY of my friends, and rarely do I get sloshed. On a side note, I don't do any other drugs save the occasional mushrooms, and I smoke probably once or twice a month on average.

4) "Why are you an ass?" - I'm not. I mean, I can be. I don't respect people that treat other people poorly for unjust reasons. Like you. I am an ass to you because you deserve it. Other than that, I'm quite likeable. I'm easy going and accepting towards a diversity of peoples, and people generally like me. In fact, I don't think I have a genuine hatred towards anyone, and I'm fairly sure I have no real life enemies.

[b]5) "How did you become a **** offender?" - I have no idea where the f**k this came from. The only thing I can possibly think of is when I used to b***h about my psychotic mafioso family ex-girlfriend who was 15 years old when I was 17. Not that huge of an age gap if you ask me, I'd hardly call myself a "**** offender."[\b]

6) "Are you Jewish?" - Yes.

7) "Are you a princess?" - No.

I mean, I'm hardly the person you might think I am, Kbarr. I'm pretty sure I know the type you're thinking I am, and I assure you you're mistaken.

Now I could sit here and tell you all about myself and everything I've ever been through, but I'm probably wasting my time with this alone. No doubt you will respond with some crap like "HAHA LIAR LOLZ JEWISH BLOWHARD TEENAGE DRUNK." Highly anticipated. If not, then if you have any other questions I'd be glad to answer them.



this is the topic where Kbarr first started calling majy a **** offender....not that anyone cares. I am bored. It was this topic The Kbarr and Majy thread (plus tag-along NWS)<3 (go figure)


Please, this thread you quoted is months into our little spat. Besides, all the detials he gave out about the child he molested was long before I got involved.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 18:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
Majy wrote:
Frax wrote:
Rennol wrote:
The ironic thing is that if this were 100 years ago Majy f*****g a 15 year old would be no problem... as long as they were married. Heck, he could be 40+, marry her, and do her all night, every night.


Thats called Louisiana


lol to that... and Wulfheart thanks for the factsheet... It actually goes a little more in depth than that, but that'll do just fine.

Anyway - I'm leaving this here, as I feel no need to get into this any further simply because of Kbarr's insecurities and his pathetic willingness to attempt to do or make up anything to make himself feel a little better.


It has nothing to do with insecurities, it has to do with memory. You left here months ago and we were in the middle of a word war. You are a scumbag, snotty, know it all, no life experience, jewish american princess, child molester. I just never forgot......To me, its like you never left, you scumbag. We are right back at the point where you ran away.




You told the story long ago and altered the ages and detials when everyone called you on it. You see, back in the day you thought f*****g a child was a great story to tell us all. Then you realized it wasn't such a smart thing to tell people, being its a crime and all. So you just lied about it from then on.

You are a child molesting JAP with no job and a big mouth.


lol, pathetic worm.
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 19:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL@CHILDMOLESTINGJAPSCALLINGPEOPLEWORMS KEKEINBUNGHOLEFLYINGSAUCERHAMBUGAHSNAHULIINIGGAGANGASTERSTYLE
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PostPosted: 10/22/04 - 20:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
It's amazing that, no matter how much a person may like or dislike Kbarr, the undeniable sensation one feels while reading one of Majy's posts is that of disgust, contempt and an embarrassment. Majy, please go away.


I kind of like em! Like how when you press your finger against an ant, and the ant survives, but gets really disoriented, and runs around even faster and purposeful, or maybe when you break one of the ant's legs and it limps around with a broken leg, and can't climb walls anymore. The ant falls off the wall, about five feet or so, which is a heck of a drop for an ant, but still manages to get up and keep on truckin.

I have ants in my bathroom Embarassed
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PostPosted: 10/23/04 - 03:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait. Is "Jap" used here as a reference to Japanese, or Jewish American Princess?
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PostPosted: 10/23/04 - 03:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silvermouse wrote:
Wait. Is "Jap" used here as a reference to Japanese, or Jewish American Princess?


Majy is a princess, a child molesting JAP.
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PostPosted: 10/23/04 - 14:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, gotta love posting your everquest ebay earnings on your resume.

Finigan wrote:
I think I would do alright, Im 6'1 250lbs of pure muscle I have a 6th degree black belt in Kung Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Wu Tang, and Jute Kun Do. I won the Mortal Kombat tournament against Liu Kang and I can bench 6000 pounds with my c**k.


(why do people always have to list their shit when a thread like this pops up?)


It really hurts me to agree with Finigan, but this is right on. It's funny yet predictable that in a thread made to mock people for internet bragging, lots of people post to list what super badasses they are in RL. For the 1 millionth time, bragging about RL stuff, true or not, in an anonymous internet forum is completely meaningless. You can say anything behind a random internet name and there is no way to prove it true or false, so why even say it? (BTW that's pretty good, my c**k can only bench 4620!)




Best thing ever posted on RP.
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