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khrath
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:36 Post subject:

<img src=http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling/dumbasses1.jpg>

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Occulis
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:36 Post subject:

roffles

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Silvermouse
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:38 Post subject:

That has to be a joke =/

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Desaitar
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:44 Post subject:

hahahahhaha

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sleazy
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:47 Post subject:

[quote="Tiluvas"][quote="Silvermouse"]I can think of two people right now that would be tough to fight from here: 1. Uglar. He's huge, go for the balls. 2. Wulfheart I think knows martial arts or something. I thought I read that somewhere. 3. Me. I'd show up at the door shirtless and with a shotgun.[/quote] Don't forget this guy, he lurks around the SWG General forum a lot. [img]http://www.nordlys.no/multimedia/archive/00134/Snatch_134382d.jpg[/img][/quote] You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*****g khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

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khrath
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:49 Post subject:

can i have all of what you have in your wallets? ps: this is a stick up

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sleazy
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:52 Post subject:

Lets see, I have $800, my lisence, my insurance card, a tube of lipstick, my one hitter, and a receipt for a paid speeding ticket. If I WERE the contents of my wallet, what would I be?

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Wulfheart
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:54 Post subject:

sleazy wrote:

If I WERE the contents of my wallet, what would I be?

A used condom

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Galdaria
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:54 Post subject:

I could kick all three of those idiots asses in the pic above. Uhh...and at the same time. =P This topic is lame btw and the answer is : NONE OF YOU

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khrath
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:55 Post subject:

first time i read that, i read it as saying lick thier asses.....it was gross

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Galdaria
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:59 Post subject:

ROFL Im not much into anal lickage..sorry =/ Speaking of anal lickage....have you read the fat free lays chips bag?? Says they may give you anal leakage. Anal Leakage Hmm..thx ill pass.

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sleazy
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:59 Post subject:

[quote="Wulfheart"][quote="sleazy"]If I WERE the contents of my wallet, what would I be?[/quote] A used condom[/quote] like ewww. I do have a magnum XL though, anyone here that can fit that?

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khrath
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 16:59 Post subject:

how awesome

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Galdaria
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:02 Post subject:

I had my first awesome blossom the other day at Chili's. It wasnt a blossom, nor was it awesome. =/

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Occulis
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:04 Post subject:

Galdaria wrote:

I had my first awesome blossom the other day at Chili's. It wasnt a blossom, nor was it awesome. =/

Are those the onion ring things?

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sleazy
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:06 Post subject:

it's a big onion slices not all the way through one way then they turn it and slice it the other way then they deep fry it which causes it to seperate, or "blossom" and get really big, I've done a few in my fry daddy.

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Occulis
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:09 Post subject:

i remember those! Mmmm lots of grease and salt. The onion is merely a placeholder.

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khrath
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:10 Post subject:

only place to get those is at the outback.

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Galdaria
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:15 Post subject:

OK OK I went and looked at the first compusmack compulation of pics on page one and have decided on the following. 1. Kikk and Paco could kick ass by headbanging and guitar bashing. 2. Goraz would kill people by singing ice ice baby over and over. 3. Clevinger and Nobonius would beat people to the curb then finish them off with a skateboard to the cranium. 4. Willis would use the deadly dumbo ear slap. 5. Gunthaar would use some annoying f***g french accent and paint them to death or woof them to death. 6. Isriam would call his frat boys and cluster fk them together cuz alone they are all p***s and need each others help. 7. Uglar would call his sopranos style friends and wack them dead and send them down the east rivah. 8. Paden would just give them a dirty look that would send them running. 9. Shadwell would calculate everything and stalk them to death. 10. Kaldon....I dunno wtf he would do in a fight but his f*g looks are killer and he wins just cuz hes f*g hot. Really, Uglar for the win. But only if Uglar busted his f***g knee caps first cuz if the guy runs aint no way Uglar could keep up.

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sleazy
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:18 Post subject:

Do the chicks next!

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Galdaria
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:32 Post subject:

Sorry I dont do chicks. Well ok maybe only Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Demi Moore and Jessica Alba.

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sleazy
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:34 Post subject:

[quote="Galdaria"]Sorry I dont do chicks. Well ok maybe only Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Demi Moore and Jessica Alba.[/quote] Angelina is on my ilst too but I'll be damned if I stick my face anywhere NEAR madonnas hoo-haa!

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Galdaria
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:37 Post subject:

hoohaa? WTF

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sleazy
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 17:49 Post subject:

HOO-HAA! ......p*y, vagina, kitty, fuckhole, cockholster, hole, gash, slit, punani, heavenly split, bearded clam, gusher, ornament, ax wound, baby basket, bee hive, beauty spot, black hole, bluebeards closet, box, man in the boat, bottomless pit, bulls eye, bum fiddle, bushy park, bush, cabbage patch, cavern, center of bliss, no-no, ck hall, ck alley, ck inn, ck lane, s**h, snapper, venus flytrap, you know what, the bank, the channel, hot box, thingie, tool shed, tuna town.....shall i go on?

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Desaitar
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 18:07 Post subject:

yes pls go on, thats great

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Tiluvas
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 18:08 Post subject:

sleazy wrote:

Tiluvas wrote:

Silvermouse wrote:

I can think of two people right now that would be tough to fight from here:

1. Uglar. He's huge, go for the balls.

2. Wulfheart I think knows martial arts or something. I thought I read that somewhere.

3. Me. I'd show up at the door shirtless and with a shotgun.

Don't forget this guy, he lurks around the SWG General forum a lot.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*****g khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Right actor, wrong movie! He played Mickie O'Neil in s****h, who was the best bare fisted boxer Pikie.

Also, please enable BBCode, Sleazy.

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Tamrissa
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Posted: 10/21/04 - 18:17 Post subject:

Galdaria wrote:

9. Shadwell would calculate everything and stalk them to death.

couldnt be more wrong, shad would drink them under the table then once they passed out he would burry them up to the neck in the sand and tatoo a happy face on thier forhead. Very Happy