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Goraz
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 Posted: 09/06/03 - 18:38 Post subject: When you take a shit....
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what do you think about?
for me, its about how productive my day was. Usually this becomes repetitive in the thinking process since almost everyday I go by a tedious schedule =\
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Paden
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 18:54 Post subject:
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I ask my self when was the last time i ate peanuts!
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Akronn
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 19:00 Post subject:
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Err, please don't get a woody 'cause there's no room in the bowl?!?
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NinjaBurger
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Joined: 01 Sep 2003
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Location: St. Louis
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 19:23 Post subject:
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I'm usually reading or playing my GBA =/
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Renork
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Joined: 23 Jun 2003
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 19:38 Post subject:
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most of the time i read field & stream and such
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sinrakin
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 19:50 Post subject:
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It takes me like 15 seconds. I'm in; I'm done. I don't really have time to think about anything.
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Yabden
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Ohio
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 20:21 Post subject:
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just whatever is at hand
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rosie
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Joined: 21 Aug 2003
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 20:24 Post subject:
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"Oh God, this turd is so big and hard it's tearing my a*****e. It hurts.. but it feels so good!"
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ATM Banana
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Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 20:35 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | Err, please don't get a woody 'cause there's no room in the bowl?!? |
agreed, this happens occasionally, and i find out what sticks to the under-side of the rim that way. *no fun?* not at all.
i usually think about whatever is in front of me, generally news papers and magazines.
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Spitulski
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Joined: 23 Nov 2002
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Location: Washington
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 20:49 Post subject:
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My roommate used to stock his Playboys in our bathroom until he lost his priveledges to shit in the one upstairs, so now there's a few novels in there and some musician catalogs.
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Krumble
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 771
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 21:02 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | | My roommate used to stock his Playboys in our bathroom until he lost his priveledges to shit in the one upstairs, so now there's a few novels in there and some musician catalogs. |
I don't think I want to ask.
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Deroth
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Joined: 12 Dec 2002
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 21:04 Post subject:
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lol. generally I just hope the crap isn't big enough to splash water up my anus. this gives me a very unwanted feeling that some (others) might feel with something other then water haha.
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Mogling
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Joined: 29 Dec 2002
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 21:07 Post subject:
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I usualy think about when the last time i took a dump was...
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atarom
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 21:12 Post subject:
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how good it feels.
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Clevinger
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 21:19 Post subject:
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I don't poop.
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Booker
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Location: Corvallis, Oregon
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 21:26 Post subject:
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| Clevinger wrote: | | I don't poop. |
colostomy bags r teh win 
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Aluaeia
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Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 21:44 Post subject:
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I either think about how sitting their taking a shit is a horrible waste of my time, which I could be using to either harass people on the internet, watch porn, or sleep; Or I read a book.
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ATM Banana
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Joined: 02 Jan 2003
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 21:59 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | | My roommate used to stock his Playboys in our bathroom until he lost his priveledges to shit in the one upstairs, so now there's a few novels in there and some musician catalogs. |
playboy... *drool* i used to find those at the family cabin, after my uncle had been there for like a week... it was kinda the highlight of going to the middle of nowhere. and that was the first time i saw porn (age=4)
my brother discovered them, then i stole, and stashed them... i still have one, but it's like a softcore mag.
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Hobbet
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 21:59 Post subject:
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How yummy it will taste when I fish is out of the bowl.
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Scrum
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Location: London, Ontario
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 22:01 Post subject:
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I put myself in a social situation and feel uncomfortable
i.e I think about talking to my friends while I'm taking a shit
You can think about any social situation but in the back of your head you KNOW you're taking a shit and it makes the whole thought process corrupt
Yes, I'm weird
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NinjaBurger
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Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Posts: 2800
Location: St. Louis
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 22:28 Post subject:
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Wow.
Hobbet is kinky!
Plz do me you **** beast!
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Hobbet
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 22:31 Post subject:
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If you think you can handle halfling ****.
ATTENTION PLZ TS WAS MY 1000 POST. PLEASE THROW ME A PARTY
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Tolanin
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 22:35 Post subject:
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yay grats
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NinjaBurger
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Location: St. Louis
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Posted: 09/06/03 - 22:43 Post subject:
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I hope it involves hot Hobbet ****!
wait, what?
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 09/07/03 - 00:48 Post subject:
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You can meet the most interesting people masturbating in the bathrooms of malls and department stores. Go to your town's Emporium during lunch hour and hang out. If you're not particular, there's always Arby's.
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Krumble
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Posted: 09/07/03 - 00:50 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | | playboy... *drool* i used to find those at the family cabin, after my uncle had been there for like a week... it was kinda the highlight of going to the middle of nowhere. and that was the first time i saw porn (age=4) |
This explains a lot.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 09/07/03 - 01:39 Post subject:
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i only hope someone will save me from myself, i filled my cereal bowl up with milk before i put the cereal in... is that so wrong?
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Tinladar
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Joined: 03 Jan 2003
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Posted: 09/07/03 - 04:44 Post subject:
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i go blank.. that or i talk to some people on the phone, or whatnot =p
My friend commonly runs into the bathroom when he's on the phone with me, and decides it's in his best interest to tell me the details of everything coming out of his ass =p... so, some times i return the favor... with sound effects!
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Posted: 09/07/03 - 05:18 Post subject:
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I wonder how many wipes its gonna take to come clean. I wonder will it be one of the rare 2 wipes and its clean shit or a horrific 25 wipes and its still not clean shit.
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Yellow Journalist
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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Posted: 09/07/03 - 05:32 Post subject:
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I usually do my bills while doing so.
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