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lauren000
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 Posted: 05/13/04 - 22:58 Post subject: When we capture Osama...
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We should take him, Saddam Hussein, and every other worthless human being that we can and stuff them in a rocket. I imagine starving/freezing/suffocating to death in space is probably one of the least enjoyable ways to go, and hey we can even find out what happens to a rocket when it gets too close to the sun!
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SmotheredHope
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Posted: 05/13/04 - 23:55 Post subject: Re: When we capture Osama...
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| lauren000 wrote: | | We should take him, Saddam Hussein, and every other worthless human being that we can and stuff them in a rocket. I imagine starving/freezing/suffocating to death in space is probably one of the least enjoyable ways to go, and hey we can even find out what happens to a rocket when it gets too close to the sun! |
sounds like a good idea
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 00:00 Post subject:
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Explosive decompression.
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Paden
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 00:03 Post subject:
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Aliens would pick them up and then they would be like. Hey Mr. Alien the earth is ruled by these americans and they are mean! Then the aliens be like WE WILL HELP!. Then Saddam and Osoma would lead an attack on us with the Aliens.
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FoShizzo
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 00:59 Post subject:
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i think being run over by like one of those steemrollers feet to head would be a crazy way to die becuse your could jsut feel your body gettin flattend out
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Selenar
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 02:08 Post subject:
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One of the more painful ways to die is actually tooth decay. The eventual abscessed tooth will get so bad that the abcess will trickle down into the jaw, and eventually into the bloodstream, killing the person.
That's just my suggestion. Dentists can speed up the process.
-Sel
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Dennen
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 03:43 Post subject:
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Pfft... I vote a old school public hanging.... Can we say "Highest TV Ratings in History"?
We spent enough money on both tha fuggers.. Why build a space shuttle for em =/
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wellspoken
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 05:30 Post subject:
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| Dennen wrote: | Pfft... I vote a old school public hanging.... Can we say "Highest TV Ratings in History"?
We spent enough money on both tha fuggers.. Why build a space shuttle for em =/ |
Nah if it was televised, i would say we let Steve introduce him to some of his pets. 
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Confused
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 07:07 Post subject: Re: When we capture Osama...
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| lauren000 wrote: | | We should take him, Saddam Hussein, and every other worthless human being that we can and stuff them in a rocket. I imagine starving/freezing/suffocating to death in space is probably one of the least enjoyable ways to go, and hey we can even find out what happens to a rocket when it gets too close to the sun! |
Or we could just cut off their dicks.
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Rennol
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 08:14 Post subject:
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Didn't you hear? Osama is dead, it's all a government conspiracy to make the population think he is still alive.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 18:52 Post subject:
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I say leave them in jail forever. Put a sign on their backs that says, "Rape, but do not kill".
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wellspoken
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 19:44 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | I say leave them in jail forever. Put a sign on their backs that says, "Rape, but do not kill". |
Thats a good one.
Also could make his cell mate some big black gay dude named Snowball 
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Jinu
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 19:50 Post subject:
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Public sodomization.
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Pags
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 19:56 Post subject: Re: When we capture Osama...
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| lauren000 wrote: | | We should take him, Saddam Hussein, and every other worthless human being that we can and stuff them in a rocket. I imagine starving/freezing/suffocating to death in space is probably one of the least enjoyable ways to go, and hey we can even find out what happens to a rocket when it gets too close to the sun! |
It'd be alot cheaper to just torture them to the breaking point for weeks, here on Earth, then watch them die.
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Syke
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Posted: 05/14/04 - 20:08 Post subject:
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We could do all of the above, not in that particular order...
It could start out with sodomy, while being hung, but before they choke to death they are cut down and massive loads of jizz are then shot all over their faces.
After this, we can dress them up in Tellitubby(sp?) outfits that have their heads retrofitted to look like Saddam and Osama..put them on national television getting their asses kicked by the real Tellitubbies...
After this, we can hang them face down over a pit of angry crocs while tied to crucafixes, all the while Steve is sticking his thumbs their bums checking for genitalia...
THEN, we can shoot them into outerspace on a rocket so they can explode via decompression, and also by the explosion of the rocket.
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Banzai
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 04:48 Post subject:
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We should be getting Osama in custody befor the election if all goes to "plan".
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Kilzalot
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 07:54 Post subject:
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| Rennol wrote: | | Didn't you hear? Osama is dead, it's all a government conspiracy to make the population think he is still alive. |
Yes, and bush will unvail this grand news that he is dead just before election time!
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lauren000
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 13:59 Post subject:
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well this would definitely renew interest in the space program. Maybe Bush wasn't kidding when he talked about a mission to mars! Osama could be our space monkey.
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Dennen
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 15:07 Post subject:
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He might try to pull a "Jihad on the Rocks of Mars"... Start tossing various instruments at it.
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Xenden
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 15:33 Post subject:
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Put them in an Arena on a team, give them pocket knives. Put them up against mentally unstable maximum security prison convicts on drugs and let them have an assortment of blades and other cool weaponry. Put it on Pay Per View.
Make a little change off the f*****s.
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Zuldane
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 16:15 Post subject:
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say 'Ni' to them
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lauren000
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Posted: 05/15/04 - 16:31 Post subject:
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| Xenden wrote: | Put them in an Arena on a team, give them pocket knives. Put them up against mentally unstable maximum security prison convicts on drugs and let them have an assortment of blades and other cool weaponry. Put it on Pay Per View.
Make a little change off the f*****s. |
I like that idea also.
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Asassin
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Posted: 05/16/04 - 19:55 Post subject:
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i say confine them to jail for the rest of their lives and give them a tv. it plays nothing but martha stewart shows all day long.
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