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Maelstrom
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 Posted: 11/26/03 - 08:54 Post subject: Whats the worse gift you ever received?
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Can also be the most rediculous one.
For me it was when my brother's gf gave me you know that kind of stuff that you put under your glass or water to prevent the wet from getting on a table? Anyway...
or when I received 4 boxes of chocolate.
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WheresNWS
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Joined: 19 Nov 2002
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 08:56 Post subject:
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a coaster was your worst gift? I thought you were going to say a French-English dictionary.
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Celestra
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 09:02 Post subject:
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WNWS try to be more original!
Wost gift I ever got was a mug with the following text:
SMOKING IS MY CHOICE, SO **** OFF
Government Warnings Suck
Tiny glitch: I don't smoke.
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Paco
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 09:03 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | WNWS try to be more original!
Wost gift I ever got was a mug with the following text:
SMOKING IS MY CHOICE, SO **** OFF
Government Warnings Suck
Tiny glitch: I don't smoke. |
but you told me you loved it! 
I may as well kill myself now :/
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Celestra
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 09:05 Post subject:
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| Paco wrote: | | Celestra wrote: | WNWS try to be more original!
Wost gift I ever got was a mug with the following text:
SMOKING IS MY CHOICE, SO **** OFF
Government Warnings Suck
Tiny glitch: I don't smoke. |
but you told me you loved it!
I may as well kill myself now :/ |
Not yet. Wait till your birthday 
Suicide after okay!
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Ciladar
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Location: Northern New Jersey
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 09:07 Post subject:
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Colonge that stunk so bad. I forgot the name of it but i reminded me of that musty smell you get at your grandparents old house
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kireol
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Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 09:16 Post subject:
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Celestra
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 09:18 Post subject:
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Ok that made me snort.
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Maelstrom
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Montréal
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 09:19 Post subject:
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I need one like these to keep my d**k warm in winter...
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Jakanden
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Joined: 11 Nov 2003
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Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 09:21 Post subject:
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Wow - ive gotton a lot of s****y gifts, hard to pick worst =)
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Zapper
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1512
Location: Connecticut
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 09:25 Post subject:
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Ugly ass sweater my in laws gave me. That I have to wear at least once to some family gathering so that I don't hurt their feelings.
For some reason my mother in law cannot get it in her head that her tastes != my tastes and gets all offended when I don't wear the stuff she gets me, yet she always returns everything we buy her!!!!!
f**k I hate X-mas with her family. It's always the same shit. Go to her sisters on x-mas day. And we have to leave early because they eat dinner at like 3!!!! So I don't get to spend x-mas day at home with my little girl putting togethere all her presents & playing out back.
Then I get to go sit in her basement in which she refuses to put more that 1 sofa & 1 chair in is so that no one can sit down except 1st come 1st serve. So I sit on the floor and hear them drone on about their gofl shop & how they sold $4,000 worth of stuff yesterday, which is the exact same thing they said the last time & the time before that & the time before that & the time before that. Actually thats all I ever hear them talk about.
So in closing f**k X-mas
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 09:26 Post subject:
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My aunt gave me a shelf once. It was a small shelf wrapped in plastic that came with screws, hooks and those little chains to hold it to the wall.
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Occulis
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 10:43 Post subject:
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I spent about $450 on my gf one Christmas. Was the most I had ever spent on anyone. Part was utilitarian (college books), part romantic (road trip to special place, her favorite flowers and her favorite music), part fun (her favorite toys were barbies - got her a collectors edition one).
She got me socks and a pair of jeans.
I think after that Christmas was when I stopped going down on her.
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 10:45 Post subject:
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| Dunn wrote: | I spent about $450 on my gf one Christmas. Was the most I had ever spent on anyone. Part was utilitarian (college books), part romantic (road trip to special place, her favorite flowers and her favorite music), part fun (her favorite toys were barbies - got her a collectors edition one).
She got me socks and a pair of jeans.
I think after that Christmas was when I stopped going down on her. |
Does the road trip cost include a budget for a new tire?
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quotison
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 10:48 Post subject:
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A dictionary.
A 100 dollar dictionary. God, it was huge.
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Frostkiss
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 10:49 Post subject:
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I once got a Furby, Firby (not sure on spelling) for x-mas. It's this freggle looking thing that talks and moves ... and sucks
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Abi
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Joined: 11 Aug 2003
Posts: 1747
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 10:52 Post subject:
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A REALLY CHEESY Elvis Lamp .. No.. I'm NOT kidding...
I got this from a guy I was dating at the time ... Needless to say we weren't together much longer after that... He obviously didn't know me too well..
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Paden
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 10:53 Post subject:
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socks and fruit
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Gethy
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 11:00 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | socks and fruit |
They were trying to tell you something.
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Paden
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 11:03 Post subject:
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no there just cheap
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 11:13 Post subject:
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an invitation to realpoor.com 
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Haphasto
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Joined: 10 Nov 2002
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Location: St. Louis, MO
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 11:26 Post subject:
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the game Warriors of Might & Magic...ugh
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 12:17 Post subject:
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A pack of drawing stencils for my 21st birthday. I was f*****g heated.
They wern't even worth looking at. There are some that are decent, even though I would use none of them, but these were like kindergarden, 1 dollar stencils.
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Occulis
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 12:57 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | Does the road trip cost include a budget for a new tire? |
At the time, the sum of all my bills was 20% of my total income so I saved 55% of the rest and money and bought whatever I wanted with the remaining 25%.
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Lumberg_fekdher
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Joined: 26 Aug 2003
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 13:24 Post subject:
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| quotison wrote: | A dictionary.
A 100 dollar dictionary. God, it was huge. |
Do you still have it?
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Spitulski
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Joined: 23 Nov 2002
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Location: Washington
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 13:47 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | | I need one like these to keep my d**k warm in winter... |
Use a thimble.
My worst gift? Something organic that was shipped, packaged and not opened for a while. Not exactly sure what it was, but it smelled alot like fruitcake after a quick trip through the intestinal tract.
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Luturb
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 14:19 Post subject:
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Stupid stuff to put in my aquarium (no I don't want a plastic statue of bugs bunny in a scuba diving suit in my aquarium.
T-shirts with logos for sports teams I don't like. (I don't even watch basketball, do you really think I'm gonna walk around in a shirt with a giant picture of Micheal Jordan's face on the front of it?).
A 12-pack of Coke with a 5 dollar bill taped to it from my aunt once (really put a lot of throught into that one).
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Majy
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 14:26 Post subject:
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Herpes.
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 14:44 Post subject:
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the gift that keeps on giving
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Occulis
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Posted: 11/26/03 - 14:45 Post subject:
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| Luturb wrote: | Stupid stuff to put in my aquarium (no I don't want a plastic statue of bugs bunny in a scuba diving suit in my aquarium.
T-shirts with logos for sports teams I don't like. (I don't even watch basketball, do you really think I'm gonna walk around in a shirt with a giant picture of Micheal Jordan's face on the front of it?).
A 12-pack of Coke with a 5 dollar bill taped to it from my aunt once (really put a lot of throught into that one). |
hahahaha
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