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Confused
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Ikkan
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What a f*****g waste of money. That money would have gone to better use if I took a shit and wiped my ass with it.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 15:25 Post subject:
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This just means we'll have women lying on park benches in broad daylight with a patch on, masturbating with whatever they can find.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 16:05 Post subject:
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| Ikkan wrote: | | What a f*****g waste of money. That money would have gone to better use if I took a shit and wiped my ass with it. |
Why is that a waste of money, precisely? Maybe with this patch out there, you may actually score 
-Nah-
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Paco
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 16:20 Post subject:
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hahaha, omg
imagine those who will abuse it
say they have the normal levels
they slap on the patch, and bam: Instant NymphoSexBunny
this could be cool...master the possiblities
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Ikkan
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 16:34 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Ikkan wrote: | | What a f*****g waste of money. That money would have gone to better use if I took a shit and wiped my ass with it. |
Why is that a waste of money, precisely? Maybe with this patch out there, you may actually score
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Unoriginal, unwitty, and untrue  You get a D-
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Paden
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 19:20 Post subject:
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I'd slap one on my penis so all the ladies will be drawn to the member of all that is mighty in the land of Paden!!!!
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themy
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 19:49 Post subject:
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better get the asian size ;p
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Ikkan
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 19:51 Post subject:
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| themy wrote: | | better get the asian size ;p |
That's a Paden-Burn, which takes like an IQ of 17 to master. Stfu :/
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Paden
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 20:38 Post subject:
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| Ikkan wrote: | | themy wrote: | | better get the asian size ;p |
That's a Paden-Burn, which takes like an IQ of 17 to master. Stfu :/ |
lol
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Nemo
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 20:42 Post subject:
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| Paden wrote: | | Ikkan wrote: | | themy wrote: | | better get the asian size ;p |
That's a Paden-Burn, which takes like an IQ of 17 to master. Stfu :/ |
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quiet you
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Buntz
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 23:01 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | | Ikkan wrote: | | What a f*****g waste of money. That money would have gone to better use if I took a shit and wiped my ass with it. |
Why is that a waste of money, precisely? Maybe with this patch out there, you may actually score
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Sabalo
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 23:45 Post subject:
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dude... i wonder if it greatly enhances your desire..
i would put like 5 patches on my girlfriend every morning
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Confused
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 23:47 Post subject:
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| Sabalo wrote: | dude... i wonder if it greatly enhances your desire..
i would put like 5 patches on my girlfriend every morning |
trouble in paradise?
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Xarpolis
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Posted: 06/16/04 - 23:55 Post subject:
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f**k that. I'd make sure it's super absorbant through the skin, then get it in liquid form.
Then when ever one of the "mega hot" chicks who come into my work with car trouble come in, I could pour some onto the driver's seat, and hide a picture of my d**k along with my phone number in the sun visor.
Thx booty calls.
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Psink
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Posted: 06/17/04 - 02:52 Post subject:
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Fill a water pistol with it and go around squirting random chix
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Vengar_OO
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Posted: 06/17/04 - 04:17 Post subject: -==-
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It's a testosterone skin patch...so if b*****s abuse it, will it be like menopause? Cause I do not want to see b*****s sitting on a park bench masturbating with whatever they can find with facial hair.
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Frax
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Posted: 06/17/04 - 05:31 Post subject:
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| Psink wrote: | | Fill a water pistol with it and go around squirting random chix |
All fun and games until the local hero cop puts a .38 slug in your head!
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 06/17/04 - 05:46 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | Psink wrote: | | Fill a water pistol with it and go around squirting random chix |
All fun and games until the local hero cop puts a .38 slug in your head! |
The cop would be too busy getting b******s from 8 random women to shoot anybody. And if it's a female cop, you can just squirt them down and get a b*****b yourself.
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compusmack
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Posted: 06/17/04 - 09:35 Post subject: Re: -==-
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| Vengar_OO wrote: | | It's a testosterone skin patch...so if b*****s abuse it, will it be like menopause? Cause I do not want to see b*****s sitting on a park bench masturbating with whatever they can find with facial hair. |
According to the site, it's for post-menopause women or those with their ovaries removed.
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Vengar_OO
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Posted: 06/17/04 - 12:18 Post subject: Re: -==-
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| compusmack wrote: | | Vengar_OO wrote: | | It's a testosterone skin patch...so if b*****s abuse it, will it be like menopause? Cause I do not want to see b*****s sitting on a park bench masturbating with whatever they can find with facial hair. |
According to the site, it's for post-menopause women or those with their ovaries removed. |
And viagra is for old ass dudes that can't get it up, but it still gets abused by guys that should have no need for it.
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Rennol
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Posted: 06/17/04 - 12:26 Post subject:
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What a f*****g waste of money. That money would have gone to better use if I took a shit and wiped my ass with it.
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What are your thoughts on Viagra? This is basically analogous to that drug but for the opposite ****.
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