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Wulfheart
Sir Postalot
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 10/07/04 - 04:06 Post subject: What's going on in the car forums?
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Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums
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VW Bug forum
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Yugo Forum
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Lamborghini forum
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Miata forums
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Chevy Tahoe forum
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Pontiac Fiero forum
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BMW 7-series forum
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Cadillac forum
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Chevy Suburban Forum
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Buick Forum
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Delorean forum
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Crown Victoria forum
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Honda Accord forum
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Toyota Echo forum
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Ferrari forums
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Porsche forums
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Saturn forums
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Jaguar forum
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Mercedes forum
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Mini forum
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Dodge Viper forum
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McLaren F1 forum
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Dodge Minivan forum
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Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
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SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forums
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DSM Forums
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Supra Forums
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Vette Forums
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Ford 2.3 forums
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Vespertine
Total Newbie
Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 45
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 04:19 Post subject: Re: What's going on in the car forums?
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| Wulfheart wrote: | Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
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That one had me laughing pretty damn well.
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Aeain
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 1973
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 07:00 Post subject: Re: What's going on in the car forums?
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SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"
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This is so true.
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evilution
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 618
Location: 69 Ville
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 07:50 Post subject: Re: What's going on in the car forums?
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| Wulfheart wrote: |
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
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AWD + Drifting = No
An STI with its center diff in manual mode and turned all the way to the rear (35% front 65% rear) and putting about 450 WHP down might be able to drift ok 
a 180 WHP WRX with its 50/50 center div doesnt drift unless its snowing or you use the parking brake liberally.
funny post tho! A better WRX one would have been something about installing a BOV and now my car runs like shit.
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 07:52 Post subject:
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drift races on nfsu 2 suck
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Mugaaz
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 3576
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 07:57 Post subject: Re: What's going on in the car forums?
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| evilution wrote: | | Wulfheart wrote: |
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
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AWD + Drifting = No
An STI with its center diff in manual mode and turned all the way to the rear (35% front 65% rear) and putting about 450 WHP down might be able to drift ok
a 180 WHP WRX with its 50/50 center div doesnt drift unless its snowing or you use the parking brake liberally.
funny post tho! A better WRX one would have been something about installing a BOV and now my car runs like shit. |
Dude, you don't know what you are talking about. There may be no POINT to drifting in a WRX. But it can easily be used to drift if thats your thing.
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 08:08 Post subject:
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wtf is drifting
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khrath
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 08:13 Post subject:
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controlled slides more or less, where you're cornering, with your wheels slipping the entire time, if your wheels grip the road fully, you are no longer drifting.
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Aeain
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Joined: 22 Oct 2002
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FoShizzo
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Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Location: Oly, Washington
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 10:25 Post subject:
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great to do in the rain
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FoShizzo
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Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Location: Oly, Washington
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 10:26 Post subject:
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what kinda car is that?
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
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Location: Washington
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 10:44 Post subject:
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Bull f****n' shit. I drift around corners regularly in great weather. It's not hard, as anyone who's actually sat behind a Scooby wheel and tried it can attest.
For the record, I have never used my e-brake once while in motion the entire time I've owned my car. You don't need to. Ever. I'd suggest liberally using your head first before grabbing ahold of that thing.
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Owyyn
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 10:59 Post subject:
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Hehe... I read a camaro/firebird forum all the time. They're delete any posts about non-tech stuff, but "some guy in a *insert ricer here* tried to race me" threads are pretty common.
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Fabulez
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Nov 2002
Posts: 437
Location: up in here
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 15:15 Post subject:
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I roffled.
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killswitch
Luke Warm
Joined: 09 Jun 2003
Posts: 325
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 15:48 Post subject: Re: What's going on in the car forums?
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| Wulfheart wrote: |
Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
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So true 
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Aeain
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Joined: 22 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 19:33 Post subject:
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| FoShizzo wrote: | | what kinda car is that? |
I believe it's a 1986 Toyota Corolla GTS. Otherwise known as an AE86.
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 19:43 Post subject:
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| Aeain wrote: | | FoShizzo wrote: | | what kinda car is that? |
I believe it's a 1986 Toyota Corolla GTS. Otherwise known as an AE86. |
HACHI ROKU GOODNESS!
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gotissues68
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Joined: 21 Aug 2003
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 19:46 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | Bull f****n' shit. I drift around corners regularly in great weather. It's not hard, as anyone who's actually sat behind a Scooby wheel and tried it can attest.
For the record, I have never used my e-brake once while in motion the entire time I've owned my car. You don't need to. Ever. I'd suggest liberally using your head first before grabbing ahold of that thing. |
Attests.....
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Aeain
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 19:47 Post subject:
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| Mugaaz wrote: | | Aeain wrote: | | FoShizzo wrote: | | what kinda car is that? |
I believe it's a 1986 Toyota Corolla GTS. Otherwise known as an AE86. |
HACHI ROKU GOODNESS! |
Yes.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 20:21 Post subject:
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| Quote: | Fiat forum
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that's me =/
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 20:26 Post subject:
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| Khrath wrote: | | controlled slides more or less, where you're cornering, with your wheels slipping the entire time, if your wheels grip the road fully, you are no longer drifting. |
it's like when you get blue sparks in double dash
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Ruyen
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 20:37 Post subject:
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hah, nice read, most of it is way to true.
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Rennol
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 21:04 Post subject:
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| Wulfheart wrote: |
Crown Victoria forum
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I do this all the time :/
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Spitulski
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Joined: 23 Nov 2002
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Location: Washington
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 21:44 Post subject:
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Check the plates. Check the mirrors. Check the dashboard from behind.
If the plates are civilian, if the mirrors aren't enlarged or sporting a great big spotlight and there's nothing electronicswise on the dash, proceed to pass that old m**********r.
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FoShizzo
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 21:46 Post subject:
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some to lazy to look
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Spitulski
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Joined: 23 Nov 2002
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Location: Washington
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 21:53 Post subject:
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And those are the people I glare at, and they usually have Oregon plates.
That whole f*****g state has a driver education issue. Signs like "Do not pass", "merge right" and "stop" seem to be beyond them.
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Nahualli
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 14:58 Post subject:
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I think the DeLorean forums should be slightly revised to something along the lines of
"Help! My acccount isn't working anymore!"
-Nah-
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