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euphonious
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 Posted: 08/14/04 - 18:43 Post subject: What's better? Robbing a store or having ****?
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| Quote: | | Michael Guilbault, 19, pleaded guilty in 1997 to robbing a Raleigh, N.C., convenience store. According to the prosecutor, a delayed getaway helped police make the capture. Guilbault and his accomplice were to flee the store and meet their friends Heather Beckwith, 18, and Curtis Johnson, 19, at the nearby getaway car, but when the robbers arrived, they found the doors locked and the couple inside "in the act," as the prosecutor put it. Guilbault and his colleague were forced to wait until the couple had finished before they could get in the car, but by that time witnesses had noticed the two men yelling and making a commotion and had summoned police. |
http://www.macon.com/mld/macon/entertainment/9383756.htm
Last item.
They're not exactly Bonnie and Clyde, are they?
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Desaitar
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 18:49 Post subject:
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haha
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Renork
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 18:53 Post subject:
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Did the couple in the car cet charged with conspiricy to comit a crime or what? other then that I dont know what they could do to them.
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euphonious
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 19:08 Post subject:
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| Renork wrote: | | Did the couple in the car cet charged with conspiricy to comit a crime or what? other then that I dont know what they could do to them. |
I'm guessing it's something they were all in on. Imagine egging the house of some guy you all hated in high school. They tell you to be the one to actually throw the eggs while they wait in the car because he's kicked your ass all through 9-12 grade. You sneak up onto his home and you see the lights in the den on. 'Great, he'll be super uber p****d when he hears those eggs hit his house and won't be able to find me when he comes out because I'll be long gone by then! LOL!' All your eggs smash into his windows and side panels as you giggle in glee and triumph. You've finally won at life... until you run down the street to your friend's car whom you planned it with. Your friend is inside with his girlfriend, f*****g each other brains out while the egging victim comes barrelling out of his home with a giant 2 by 4 and commences to beat your ass while your "friend" is getting p***y. It sucks, but you got what you deserved.
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Nictathan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 19:16 Post subject:
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| euphonious wrote: | | Renork wrote: | | Did the couple in the car cet charged with conspiricy to comit a crime or what? other then that I dont know what they could do to them. |
I'm guessing it's something they were all in on. Imagine egging the house of some guy you all hated in high school. They tell you to be the one to actually throw the eggs while they wait in the car because he's kicked your ass all through 9-12 grade. You sneak up onto his home and you see the lights in the den on. 'Great, he'll be super uber p****d when he hears those eggs hit his house and won't be able to find me when he comes out because I'll be long gone by then! LOL!' All your eggs smash into his windows and side panels as you giggle in glee and triumph. You've finally won at life... until you run down the street to your friend's car whom you planned it with. Your friend is inside with his girlfriend, f*****g each other brains out while the egging victim comes barrelling out of his home with a giant 2 by 4 and commences to beat your ass while your "friend" is getting p***y. It sucks, but you got what you deserved. |
If I might quote Paco...
"4true"
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 19:58 Post subject:
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no no no
it's:
4tru
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Tolanin
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 20:10 Post subject:
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| Nictypoo wrote: | | euphonious wrote: | | Renork wrote: | | Did the couple in the car cet charged with conspiricy to comit a crime or what? other then that I dont know what they could do to them. |
I'm guessing it's something they were all in on. Imagine egging the house of some guy you all hated in high school. They tell you to be the one to actually throw the eggs while they wait in the car because he's kicked your ass all through 9-12 grade. You sneak up onto his home and you see the lights in the den on. 'Great, he'll be super uber p****d when he hears those eggs hit his house and won't be able to find me when he comes out because I'll be long gone by then! LOL!' All your eggs smash into his windows and side panels as you giggle in glee and triumph. You've finally won at life... until you run down the street to your friend's car whom you planned it with. Your friend is inside with his girlfriend, f*****g each other brains out while the egging victim comes barrelling out of his home with a giant 2 by 4 and commences to beat your ass while your "friend" is getting p***y. It sucks, but you got what you deserved. |
If I might quote Paco...
"4true" |
but if the guyw as a j*****s to you how do you deserve to get beaten by him again?
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Tura
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 20:15 Post subject:
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whoohoo my city!
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Zuldane
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 20:32 Post subject:
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| Tura wrote: | | whoohoo my city! |
Crimes like this affect the hearts of everyone
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Zuldane
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 20:34 Post subject:
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| Zuldane wrote: | | Tura wrote: | | whoohoo my city! |
Crimes like this affect the hearts of everyone |
and Penis
The Penis of Everyone, because as we all know - everyone is born male and then if the mother decides she wants a female, the penis is split in half and inverted.
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euphonious
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 20:39 Post subject:
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| Zuldane wrote: | | Zuldane wrote: | | Tura wrote: | | whoohoo my city! |
Crimes like this affect the hearts of everyone |
and Penis
The Penis of Everyone, because as we all know - everyone is born male and then if the mother decides she wants a female, the penis is split in half and inverted. |
Maybe in Laurenworld, but not mine, sir, not mine.
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Paco
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 20:45 Post subject:
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Tura
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 23:32 Post subject:
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he kinda looks like kerry. haha
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Zuldane
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 23:35 Post subject:
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someone photoshop that shit
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Wulfheart
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Posted: 08/14/04 - 23:39 Post subject:
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| Tura wrote: | | Paco wrote: | |
he kinda looks like kerry. haha |
HOW DARE YOU! Die 1000 deaths
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Renork
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Posted: 08/15/04 - 00:05 Post subject:
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| Wulfheart wrote: | | Tura wrote: | | Paco wrote: | |
he kinda looks like kerry. haha |
HOW DARE YOU! Die 1000 deaths |
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Renork
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Posted: 08/15/04 - 00:06 Post subject:
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made the head a bit too big me thinks.
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Zuldane
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Posted: 08/15/04 - 00:15 Post subject:
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| Renork wrote: | | made the head a bit too big me thinks. |
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quotison
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Posted: 08/15/04 - 00:19 Post subject:
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| Renork wrote: | | made the head a bit too big me thinks. |
Its more amusing that way.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 08/15/04 - 00:40 Post subject:
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true...
kinda like bobble heads.
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Paden
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Posted: 08/15/04 - 01:00 Post subject:
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| Tura wrote: | | whoohoo my city! |
and my state!
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Paco
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Posted: 08/15/04 - 08:26 Post subject:
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| Renork wrote: | | Wulfheart wrote: | | Tura wrote: | | Paco wrote: | |
he kinda looks like kerry. haha |
HOW DARE YOU! Die 1000 deaths |
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blasphemer!!! HOW DARE YOU! Die in a fire irl
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