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Klamistilin
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PostPosted: 08/11/08 - 20:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

One time i received a marketing message, called them back and told the guy to go eF himself. He called me back, as I knew that it was him, and as soon I picked up the phone he goes, "What man?" I said "eF you" again and hanged up, he never called back.
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PostPosted: 08/12/08 - 05:00    Post subject: Re: What do you say to telemarketers? Reply with quote

Reebo wrote:
Not that it happens much with the do not call list, but does any of you guys still get any? I get maybe 2 a month and I never try to be nice, I'm not an ass to them but when the call I am like this.

Telemarketer: Hello, I'm from MCI and we have a....
Me: Sorry not intrested take me off you list, (Click)

Takes about 10 seconds, does anyone still entertain these guys?


I sure hope people still entertain them...

Some funny s***
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PostPosted: 08/12/08 - 05:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

TM: hi we were just wondering if you were the onwer of the house and if youd be interested in ......blank blank blank.
ME:mmmm girl you sound hot
TM:what was that sir?
ME: mmmmmm baby what you wearing, pink panties? lace?
TM: EXCUSE ME?!
ME: WHOA there baby girl i was just wondering what you had under that oh so seductive voice of yours, girl you tempt me so.
TM: your not even the owner of the house are you?!
ME: i could be.
TM: *click*
ME: haha ha ha ha ha haha

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing
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Klamistilin
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PostPosted: 08/12/08 - 13:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

goldseller1234 wrote:
I am actually sort of a tele marketer but we just call to verify companys information.

We actually offer free listings from my job, but they think we are trying to sell something and sometimes I can get really nice people. Other times people are real jerks.

I try to be nice now to the ones that call me because it is a really crap job and you have no idea how bad it is until you do it.

Do us a favor and just say you not interested and hang up. Thats all, no need to be a d**k.


Exactly why you shouldnt be doing the job, you chose it, you bear the consequences, all i can say to you. I had to do it as part of my job at a retail store and i dont blame people that just hanged up on me.
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krodoz
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PostPosted: 08/12/08 - 16:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

just cuss them out in another language lol
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PostPosted: 08/12/08 - 16:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

I start off by saying.


Hello City Morgue, you stab them we slab them.


They normally hang up or just go uhhh uhhh I think we got a wrong number.
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PostPosted: 08/13/08 - 04:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

I live in England, and I can't remember the last time I had a telemarketer call me! Ha! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 08/13/08 - 12:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

TM: hello we have call for ....
Me: unhuh
TM: would you like to inroll in blabla
me:ummm let me see
i leave the phone unhanged up for about 30 mins lol
but i dont waste mins Razz
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PostPosted: 08/13/08 - 13:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just don't answer phones, telemarketer or not. Phones are a terrible communication medium.
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